As a Jew this is hard for me to explain

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

 

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

10%

 

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You’re a smart guy. What’s the opposite of an assimilated Jew?

 

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

10%

Not looking good.

 

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You’re a smart guy. What’s the opposite of an assimilated Jew?

An educated Jew.

 

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You’re a smart guy. What’s the opposite of an assimilated Jew?

An educated Jew.

That doesn’t bode well for natural born Jews.

 

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You are presuming I grew up in a religious home: I didn’t and neither did most of the families in my community.
We simply learned the stupidity of assimilating thanks to the media.

 

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You’re a smart guy. What’s the opposite of an assimilated Jew?

An educated Jew.

That doesn’t bode well for natural born Jews.

Yeah...There won’t be any Jews by 2002.

 

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You are presuming I grew up in a religious home: I didn’t and neither did most of the families in my community.
We simply learned the stupidity of assimilating thanks to the media.

I presume nothing.

 

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What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You’re a smart guy. What’s the opposite of an assimilated Jew?

An educated Jew.

That doesn’t bode well for natural born Jews.

Yeah...There won’t be any Jews by 2002.

Maybe they meant religious Jews.

 

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You are presuming I grew up in a religious home: I didn’t and neither did most of the families in my community.
We simply learned the stupidity of assimilating thanks to the media.

I presume nothing.

You presume much since almost none of your beliefs stem from Scripture.

 

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What’s a cradle Jew?

You’re a smart guy. What’s the opposite of an assimilated Jew?

An educated Jew.

That doesn’t bode well for natural born Jews.

Yeah...There won’t be any Jews by 2002.

Maybe they meant religious Jews.

Nope; you never read the article.

 

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Fact: The grandchildren of assimilated Jews will most likely be wearing a cross or beheading people; less than 20% become observant Jews.

What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You are presuming I grew up in a religious home: I didn’t and neither did most of the families in my community.
We simply learned the stupidity of assimilating thanks to the media.

I presume nothing.

You presume much since almost none of your beliefs stem from Scripture.

That’s your opinion.

 

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What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You are presuming I grew up in a religious home: I didn’t and neither did most of the families in my community.
We simply learned the stupidity of assimilating thanks to the media.

I presume nothing.

You presume much since almost none of your beliefs stem from Scripture.

That’s your opinion.

Yawn...

 

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You’re a smart guy. What’s the opposite of an assimilated Jew?

An educated Jew.

That doesn’t bode well for natural born Jews.

Yeah...There won’t be any Jews by 2002.

Maybe they meant religious Jews.

Nope; you never read the article.

Nor will I. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist or the author of an article to tell me what my eyes see.

 

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What’s the percentage for cradle Jews?

What’s a cradle Jew?

You are presuming I grew up in a religious home: I didn’t and neither did most of the families in my community.
We simply learned the stupidity of assimilating thanks to the media.

I presume nothing.

You presume much since almost none of your beliefs stem from Scripture.

That’s your opinion.

There are more yeshivas and students than ever in history.

 

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What’s a cradle Jew?

You are presuming I grew up in a religious home: I didn’t and neither did most of the families in my community.
We simply learned the stupidity of assimilating thanks to the media.

I presume nothing.

You presume much since almost none of your beliefs stem from Scripture.

That’s your opinion.

There are more yeshivas and students than ever in history.

Uh huh. There are also more atheist Jews than ever too.

 

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An educated Jew.

That doesn’t bode well for natural born Jews.

Yeah...There won’t be any Jews by 2002.

Maybe they meant religious Jews.

Nope; you never read the article.

Nor will I. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist or the author of an article to tell me what my eyes see.

You mean when Eliyahu, the Prophet told God it was all over and God replied that there were 7,000 Jews left?

 

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You are presuming I grew up in a religious home: I didn’t and neither did most of the families in my community.
We simply learned the stupidity of assimilating thanks to the media.

I presume nothing.

You presume much since almost none of your beliefs stem from Scripture.

That’s your opinion.

There are more yeshivas and students than ever in history.

Uh huh. There are also more atheist Jews than ever too.

Atheists are uneducated Jews hypnotized by secular society.
They have never been exposed to anything but the desire to get drunk and laid.

 

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That doesn’t bode well for natural born Jews.

Yeah...There won’t be any Jews by 2002.

Maybe they meant religious Jews.

Nope; you never read the article.

Nor will I. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist or the author of an article to tell me what my eyes see.

You mean when Eliyahu, the Prophet told God it was all over and God replied that there were 7,000 Jews left?

No. I mean more and more Jews are forgetting G-d. But it’s not like they didn’t come by that honestly.