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[High_Gravity]

What should I tell my girlfriend when I get caught looking at another womans ass and she catches me and gives me the look of death?

 

[Big Black Dog]

What should I tell my girlfriend when I get caught looking at another womans ass and she catches me and gives me the look of death?

Well... If you wear sunglasses a lot, you most likely won't have this problem but if you decided you don't care to wear the sunglasses, continue to look and when caught by your girlfriend looking at another's woman's ass, just smile and say something like: "This lady has a very nice ass but I'm sure it isn't as nice as your sister's..." That should solve any problems with your girlfriend because just about any woman likes to hear her close relatives complemented.

 

[High_Gravity]

What should I tell my girlfriend when I get caught looking at another womans ass and she catches me and gives me the look of death?

Well... If you wear sunglasses a lot, you most likely won't have this problem but if you decided you don't care to wear the sunglasses, continue to look and when caught by your girlfriend looking at another's woman's ass, just smile and say something like: "This lady has a very nice ass but I'm sure it isn't as nice as your sister's..." That should solve any problems with your girlfriend because just about any woman likes to hear her close relatives complemented.

Thanks for the advice, I'll give that a shot!

 

[Big Black Dog]

What should I tell my girlfriend when I get caught looking at another womans ass and she catches me and gives me the look of death?

Well... If you wear sunglasses a lot, you most likely won't have this problem but if you decided you don't care to wear the sunglasses, continue to look and when caught by your girlfriend looking at another's woman's ass, just smile and say something like: "This lady has a very nice ass but I'm sure it isn't as nice as your sister's..." That should solve any problems with your girlfriend because just about any woman likes to hear her close relatives complemented.

Thanks for the advice, I'll give that a shot!

You're welcome. Please, let us know how it works out for you...

 

[kwc57]

BBD,

Why do big black dogs always seem to have saggy nutsacks while other breeds tend to have high and tight nutsacks? Is all the swinging and swaying why big black dogs don't run very fast?

 

[Two Thumbs]

Dear BBD

Every time I turn on the internets I come across some one that disagrees with. How can I prove to everyone else that I am right and they are wrong AND get them to admit it?

Sincerely,

Flustered in Philly

 

[Meister]

Dear BBD,

There are times when I drink I get hammered. I was wondering if you knew a way that I could drink without getting hammered?

Drunk As A Skunk

 

[Big Black Dog]

BBD,

Why do big black dogs always seem to have saggy nutsacks while other breeds tend to have high and tight nutsacks? Is all the swinging and swaying why big black dogs don't run very fast?

Usually, the larger the penis, the saggier the nutsack. A larger penis is also one of the factors in how fast a dog runs. A larger penis tends to slow a big dog down...

 

[Two Thumbs]

Dear BBD,

There are times when I drink I get hammered. I was wondering if you knew a way that I could drink without getting hammered?

Drunk As A Skunk

Pardon me for cutting in BBD

Dear Drunk As A Skunk,

Find new freinds that don't have hammers. You should be able to enjoy drinking with out getting beaten by your freinds.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Dear BBD

Every time I turn on the internets I come across some one that disagrees with. How can I prove to everyone else that I am right and they are wrong AND get them to admit it?

Sincerely,

Flustered in Philly

I am willing to bet that you are a Democrat... Who else would ascribe to this type of reasoning? It isn't a sin to be incorrect now and then as long as you don't make a habit of it. Now, to convience others that you are always correct, I suggest that you start packing iron. You will only have to shoot one person who says you are wrong and the rest will fall in line. However, you may be the most correct person on trial for murder but it will only be a matter of procedure. A good defense, and one that is readily accepted in the law circles, is "Your honor, that mother fucker said I was wrong." That statement should clear up your case quickly. Then once, cleared of murder, everyone will always nod their heads up and down whenever you speak. Try it. Couldn't hurt...

 

[Big Black Dog]

Dear BBD,

There are times when I drink I get hammered. I was wondering if you knew a way that I could drink without getting hammered?

Drunk As A Skunk

Pardon me for cutting in BBD

Dear Drunk As A Skunk,

Find new freinds that don't have hammers. You should be able to enjoy drinking with out getting beaten by your freinds.

That's good advice, Two Thumbs... Another thing you might try is to always drink screwdrivers... Besides, the OJ is good for you.

 

[DiamondDave]

I'll give it a whirl

BBD

In relation to the other thread I just posted....

Getting ready to get married for the second time. Going to be in Vegas with one of the uber-nice casino wedding packages. Do I go with the tux, or a stylish new suit? And if the suit, since I am not a big fashion guy, where is a good place to purchase a modern more stylish suit?

 

[High_Gravity]

Dear BBD,

There are times when I drink I get hammered. I was wondering if you knew a way that I could drink without getting hammered?

Drunk As A Skunk

What do you drink when you get hammered? if its hard liquor you might want to switch to wine or beer.

 

[Samson]

Dear BBD,

I'm considering going to lunch and not returning to the office today.

Is this a good idea?

 

[kwc57]

Dear BBD,

I'm considering going to lunch and not returning to the office today.

Is this a good idea?

It is said that there are no dumb questions. Evidently that is not correct.

 

[007]

Question for the all knowing BBD:

Where does the universe end?

 

[Two Thumbs]

Dear BBD

Every time I turn on the internets I come across some one that disagrees with. How can I prove to everyone else that I am right and they are wrong AND get them to admit it?

Sincerely,

Flustered in Philly

I am willing to bet that you are a Democrat... Who else would ascribe to this type of reasoning? It isn't a sin to be incorrect now and then as long as you don't make a habit of it. Now, to convience others that you are always correct, I suggest that you start packing iron. You will only have to shoot one person who says you are wrong and the rest will fall in line. However, you may be the most correct person on trial for murder but it will only be a matter of procedure. A good defense, and one that is readily accepted in the law circles, is "Your honor, that mother fucker said I was wrong." That statement should clear up your case quickly. Then once, cleared of murder, everyone will always nod their heads up and down whenever you speak. Try it. Couldn't hurt...

What did you just call me?

Ya know, I think I will take you up on that shooting someone advice.

uhm

where did you say you live?

 

[xsited1]

As a service to mankind, and since Dear Abby croaked, I have decided to start up an on-line advice service to replace the lady who had an answer for just about every issue. I consider myself to have a vast knowledge of just about every issue you can imagine and there is no better opinion than my own, so, feel free to ask those questions that seem to have you on edge or inquire about just about any problem. I do not charge for this valuable service. Just remember, you get what you pay for in life.

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[Big Black Dog]

Dear BBD,

I'm considering going to lunch and not returning to the office today.

Is this a good idea?

It's Friday - of course it's a good idea...silly.

 

[High_Gravity]

How do I convince my girlfriend to go to the strip club with me?