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Joe,
It took me years to realize that the first words in the Beach Boy song, "Rhonda", were not, "Since she put me down there 's been owls puking in my bed..."
Now, I find out that the Beatles song, "Obladi, Oblada", has absolutely nothing to do with being "...happy ever after in a parking space".
My question is, should I switch to classical music, which has no words, for the most part, or should I invest in a hearing aid?
Get your hearing evaluated by a professional and invest in aid if needed.
Other than that, just enjoy what you hear.
Hint: One would think so, but there's no "bathroom on the right" in Mr. Fogerty's field of vision during this song.
Dear Joe:
I have hearing impediments myself, and once met a young lady who claimed to be "an audiologist" and if I came by she would check me out.
However once I arrived she explained that she was actually saying she was "a naughtyologist". She also had a different spelling for the word "aural". Based on the next actions she took I believe she was trying to bribe me to keep her quackery on the QT.
Since my hearing has not improved, do I have a malpractice case here? And if so, how many more treatments can I get before filing it?
Joe Blow-
Is it not quite odd that a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is often invigorating yet bulbous?
-Geaux
That's right, The Mascara Snake! Fast and bulbous.
Also, a tin teardrop.
Dear Joe: who are we quoting?
(hint: The Mother ship! The Mother ship!)
Get your hearing evaluated by a professional and invest in aid if needed.
Other than that, just enjoy what you hear.
Hint: One would think so, but there's no "bathroom on the right" in Mr. Fogerty's field of vision during this song.
Dear Joe:
I have hearing impediments myself, and once met a young lady who claimed to be "an audiologist" and if I came by she would check me out.
However once I arrived she explained that she was actually saying she was "a naughtyologist". She also had a different spelling for the word "aural". Based on the next actions she took I believe she was trying to bribe me to keep her quackery on the QT.
Since my hearing has not improved, do I have a malpractice case here? And if so, how many more treatments can I get before filing it?
This brings to mind that my primary care physician, who is female, did things to me at my last physical examination which, I think, would be of the category of acts that would send us both to hell, according to the Christian Right, and I didn't even enjoy it. Should I charge her with rape, or should I ask forgiveness from a televangelist?
Joe Blow-
Is it not quite odd that a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is often invigorating yet bulbous?
-Geaux
That's right, The Mascara Snake! Fast and bulbous.
Also, a tin teardrop.
Dear Joe: who are we quoting?
(hint: The Mother ship! The Mother ship!)
LMAO... Captain
Joe,
It took me years to realize that the first words in the Beach Boy song, "Rhonda", were not, "Since she put me down there 's been owls puking in my bed..."
Now, I find out that the Beatles song, "Obladi, Oblada", has absolutely nothing to do with being "...happy ever after in a parking space".
My question is, should I switch to classical music, which has no words, for the most part, or should I invest in a hearing aid?
Don't worry, Bro'... I was 9 before I realized that "al-a-men-O-Pee" was more than one letter.
Never was any good at filing...
It's a good thing I'm pretty
Get your hearing evaluated by a professional and invest in aid if needed.
Other than that, just enjoy what you hear.
Hint: One would think so, but there's no "bathroom on the right" in Mr. Fogerty's field of vision during this song.
Dear Joe:
I have hearing impediments myself, and once met a young lady who claimed to be "an audiologist" and if I came by she would check me out.
However once I arrived she explained that she was actually saying she was "a naughtyologist". She also had a different spelling for the word "aural". Based on the next actions she took I believe she was trying to bribe me to keep her quackery on the QT.
Since my hearing has not improved, do I have a malpractice case here? And if so, how many more treatments can I get before filing it?
This brings to mind that my primary care physician, who is female, did things to me at my last physical examination which, I think, would be of the category of acts that would send us both to hell, according to the Christian Right, and I didn't even enjoy it. Should I charge her with rape, or should I ask forgiveness from a televangelist?
Joe,
I understand that diamonds are the hardest substance on earth. There is no substitute. Therefore, my question is, on what do diamond cutters use to practice upon to learn their trade?
Also, I am concerned about airplanes. We all know that the wings bulge at the top, in order to give the plane lift by lowering the air pressure over the wing. So, how come they can fly upside down?
But mostly, I want to know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. Is he on an extended vacation?
Dear Joe:
I have hearing impediments myself, and once met a young lady who claimed to be "an audiologist" and if I came by she would check me out.
However once I arrived she explained that she was actually saying she was "a naughtyologist". She also had a different spelling for the word "aural". Based on the next actions she took I believe she was trying to bribe me to keep her quackery on the QT.
Since my hearing has not improved, do I have a malpractice case here? And if so, how many more treatments can I get before filing it?
This brings to mind that my primary care physician, who is female, did things to me at my last physical examination which, I think, would be of the category of acts that would send us both to hell, according to the Christian Right, and I didn't even enjoy it. Should I charge her with rape, or should I ask forgiveness from a televangelist?
According to TA (Televangelists Anonymous) you should enter a 12 step program that will include thanking her for giving you a glimpse of both heaven and hell at the same time.
Joe,
I'm wondering about what 'it' is all about.
If you put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about,
You do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around,
Is it really true that is what 'it' is all about?
What is 'it' anyway?
hokey pokey - YouTube
BTW this video is a surprise. Check it out.
Hey Joe:
I have to ax you again:
"Why?"
Sleepless in San Diego
Joe:
I am going on vacation this week. We are driving 15 hours with two young children.
So I must ask
Are we there yet?
Thanks in advance.
PS: there will be beer, oh yes, much beer
Hey Joe:
I have to ax you again:
"Why?"
Sleepless in San Diego
"Why?" is a question for little girls and unicorns.
Grown men ask, "When?"
Dear Joe
If God exists, do you think God would look more like Zeus, or a dragon?
Hey Joe:
I have to ax you again:
"Why?"
Sleepless in San Diego
"Why?" is a question for little girls and unicorns.
Grown men ask, "When?"
Joe:
I am unfamiliar with unicorn questions.
Do unicorns ask philosophical questions or are they merely curious?
Sleepless in Springfield
