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Dear Joe
If God exists, do you think God would look more like Zeus, or a dragon?
Ass-U-Me-ing God exists, I'm going to guess God looks like everything and nothing at the same time. I think giving Him either Monkey or reptilian attributes would be seriously selling Him short. Ass-U-Me-ing He exists.
Dear Joe:
If God is a He, who is the Female that makes Him one by comparison?
Are they properly married, or living in Sin?
Ass-U-Me-ing God exists, I'm going to guess God looks like everything and nothing at the same time. I think giving Him either Monkey or reptilian attributes would be seriously selling Him short. Ass-U-Me-ing He exists.
Dear Joe:
If God is a He, who is the Female that makes Him one by comparison?
Are they properly married, or living in Sin?
Joe,
Following up on Pogo's questions;
Who would have the authority to marry God and HER significant other?
Since God must be an Atheist by definition doesn't it make sense that all followers of God should do likewise and be Atheists too?![]()
Dear Joe:
If God is a He, who is the Female that makes Him one by comparison?
Are they properly married, or living in Sin?
Joe,
Following up on Pogo's questions;
Who would have the authority to marry God and HER significant other?
Since God must be an Atheist by definition doesn't it make sense that all followers of God should do likewise and be Atheists too?![]()
"We are joined together in the Sight of MySelf, today, to formally wed Me to My soon to be Wife!"
Why would an Almighty, Divine, Omniscient God "have" to (by definition or otherwise) be an atheist?
In fact, that makes zero sense. A God is not allowed by the laws of basic logic to believe in Himself? Why not?
Joe,
Following up on Pogo's questions;
Who would have the authority to marry God and HER significant other?
Since God must be an Atheist by definition doesn't it make sense that all followers of God should do likewise and be Atheists too?![]()
"We are joined together in the Sight of MySelf, today, to formally wed Me to My soon to be Wife!"
Why would an Almighty, Divine, Omniscient God "have" to (by definition or otherwise) be an atheist?
In fact, that makes zero sense. A God is not allowed by the laws of basic logic to believe in Himself? Why not?
If God was omniscient then She would not need to believe in anything at all since the definition of omniscient is all knowing, therefore no belief is necessary. With absolute knowledge nothing needs to be taken "on trust" either. With absolute power there is no doubt that something cannot be accomplished.
So God has no need to believe in anything including Herself. Therefore She is an Atheist by all of the terms used to define Her.
There is we presume no limit on God.
Ergo, if I can properly say, "I think, therefore I Am"; then so may God.
God is presumably very much Aware of His Own ability to think. Thus, God is in the position to know of His own Existence.
There is no logical reason that denies to Him (or to anybody else) the right and the ability to believe in the things He knows.
Dear Joe:
Okay. I bought this new doo-hicky a few days ago to go along with my whats-it. I don't have instructions but there's a what-cha-ma-call-it that's supposed to connect the doo-hicky to the whats-it but I don't have a what-cha-ma-call-it. I do, however, have a thing-a-ma-jig. Is there a way I can replace the what-cha-ma-call-it with the thing-a-ma-jig?
Signed, anxious in Denver
Yes indeed! Just order a flangheimer adapter from Acme Supply and hope that you have room on your chassis.
Just don't let [MENTION=19170]Coyote[/MENTION] help with the installation!
Ironic that you used the term "semantic silliness" and then proceeded to indulge in semantic silliness.
God is an Atheist because she can use Omnipotent Duct Tape to fix anything at any time She chooses.![]()
There is we presume no limit on God.
Ergo, if I can properly say, "I think, therefore I Am"; then so may God.
God is presumably very much Aware of His Own ability to think. Thus, God is in the position to know of His own Existence.
There is no logical reason that denies to Him (or to anybody else) the right and the ability to believe in the things He knows.
The only limit on an average joe, is Ann Landers....
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From now on, I am going to remember this picture every time average joe posts something...
Ironic that you used the term "semantic silliness" and then proceeded to indulge in semantic silliness.
God is an Atheist because she can use Omnipotent Duct Tape to fix anything at any time She chooses.![]()
I was merely extending your semantic silliness, but doing it by resort to logic.
And the fact that I am right is established by your implicit concession.
If you doubt this, just ask Joe.
Ironic that you used the term "semantic silliness" and then proceeded to indulge in semantic silliness.
God is an Atheist because she can use Omnipotent Duct Tape to fix anything at any time She chooses.![]()
I was merely extending your semantic silliness, but doing it by resort to logic.
And the fact that I am right is established by your implicit concession.
If you doubt this, just ask Joe.
Joe,
Ilar still has doubts that he can "logically" prove his point. Please be so kind as to explain logically that God (if she existed) would be an Atheist given all of the current terms that are used to describe her.
TYIA
on the Jersey Shore.
Dear Joe:
Okay. I bought this new doo-hicky a few days ago to go along with my whats-it. I don't have instructions but there's a what-cha-ma-call-it that's supposed to connect the doo-hicky to the whats-it but I don't have a what-cha-ma-call-it. I do, however, have a thing-a-ma-jig. Is there a way I can replace the what-cha-ma-call-it with the thing-a-ma-jig?
Signed, anxious in Denver
Yes indeed! Just order a flangheimer adapter from Acme Supply and hope that you have room on your chassis.
Just don't let [MENTION=19170]Coyote[/MENTION] help with the installation!
Dear Joe:
Speaking of framistans, what do you think of this product? I'm watching one on eBay.
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k9x2gUHbQs"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k9x2gUHbQs[/ame]
Yes indeed! Just order a flangheimer adapter from Acme Supply and hope that you have room on your chassis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBIod-cPg
Just don't let [MENTION=19170]Coyote[/MENTION] help with the installation!
Dear Joe:
Speaking of framistans, what do you think of this product? I'm watching one on eBay.
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k9x2gUHbQs"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k9x2gUHbQs[/ame]
Pogo,
Don't buy it. I bought one, and it shorted out the very first time I tried to fill the solenoid capacitor with coconut oil.
Ironic that you used the term "semantic silliness" and then proceeded to indulge in semantic silliness.
God is an Atheist because she can use Omnipotent Duct Tape to fix anything at any time She chooses.![]()
I was merely extending your semantic silliness, but doing it by resort to logic.
And the fact that I am right is established by your implicit concession.
If you doubt this, just ask Joe.
Joe,
Ilar still has doubts that he can "logically" prove his point. Please be so kind as to explain logically that God (if she existed) would be an Atheist given all of the current terms that are used to describe her.
TYIA
on the Jersey Shore.