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I was merely extending your semantic silliness, but doing it by resort to logic.
And the fact that I am right is established by your implicit concession.
If you doubt this, just ask Joe.
Joe,
Ilar still has doubts that he can "logically" prove his point. Please be so kind as to explain logically that God (if she existed) would be an Atheist given all of the current terms that are used to describe her.
TYIA
on the Jersey Shore.
Dear Joe:
Given the conceptual definition of "God", how could God have Her own "God"?
Who created God? And once we establish That, Who created That God?
And so on and so on?
Does God therefore look like this?
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Or did She clone herself parthenogenically from a Holy Stem Cell?
And if She did create herSelf, what was her previous job? I mean how do we know She's even qualified? Does She have a Birth Certificate?
Heather Locklear is the mirror image of the Devil. 
Her previous job was obviously prostitution, and she was born outside the universe, her birth certificate says so, thus she is completely unqualified to be God. And, worst of all, one of her parents was NOT Christian, so how could she be qualified to be God?
Dear Joe:
Speaking of framistans, what do you think of this product? I'm watching one on eBay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k9x2gUHbQs
Pogo,
Don't buy it. I bought one, and it shorted out the very first time I tried to fill the solenoid capacitor with coconut oil.
I was merely extending your semantic silliness, but doing it by resort to logic.
And the fact that I am right is established by your implicit concession.
If you doubt this, just ask Joe.
Joe,
Ilar still has doubts that he can "logically" prove his point. Please be so kind as to explain logically that God (if she existed) would be an Atheist given all of the current terms that are used to describe her.
TYIA
I DID prove my point via logic.
That you failed to grasp it is on you. But there may be help for you: Ask Joe.
But, this time, try asking him the right question with the correct premises.
Joe,
Ilar still has doubts that he can "logically" prove his point. Please be so kind as to explain logically that God (if she existed) would be an Atheist given all of the current terms that are used to describe her.
TYIA
I DID prove my point via logic.
That you failed to grasp it is on you. But there may be help for you: Ask Joe.
But, this time, try asking him the right question with the correct premises.
Dear Joe:
What exactly ARE the right premises? If my key works in the door and all my stuff is here, am I not home?
So where is Joe anyway?
He has a gigantic inbox.
Joe Mama
Is there anything we can do to get the cheap ass traveler to stop bringing on roller-boards and crushing my swag?
Check that bag!
V/R
Zone 5 Passenger
Ass-U-Me-ing God exists, I'm going to guess God looks like everything and nothing at the same time. I think giving Him either Monkey or reptilian attributes would be seriously selling Him short. Ass-U-Me-ing He exists.
Dear Joe:
If God is a He, who is the Female that makes Him one by comparison?
Are they properly married, or living in Sin?
Joe,
Following up on Pogo's questions;
Who would have the authority to marry God and HER significant other?
Since God must be an Atheist by definition doesn't it make sense that all followers of God should do likewise and be Atheists too?
Dear Joe,
Does 'God' look anything like Oprah Winfrey?
Dear Joe:
If God is a He, who is the Female that makes Him one by comparison?
Are they properly married, or living in Sin?
Joe,
Following up on Pogo's questions;
Who would have the authority to marry God and HER significant other?
Since God must be an Atheist by definition doesn't it make sense that all followers of God should do likewise and be Atheists too?
I have no way of answering that since the God I picture in my assumptions needs no husband or wife to be made complete.
The question that continues to frost me is, what does God DO all day? He already knows EVERYthing!
God's honey do list. LOLJoe,
Following up on Pogo's questions;
Who would have the authority to marry God and HER significant other?
Since God must be an Atheist by definition doesn't it make sense that all followers of God should do likewise and be Atheists too?
I have no way of answering that since the God I picture in my assumptions needs no husband or wife to be made complete.
The question that continues to frost me is, what does God DO all day? He already knows EVERYthing!
That is why there is a Mrs God. She finds things for him to do all day!
Dear Joe:
Okay. I bought this new doo-hicky a few days ago to go along with my whats-it. I don't have instructions but there's a what-cha-ma-call-it that's supposed to connect the doo-hicky to the whats-it but I don't have a what-cha-ma-call-it. I do, however, have a thing-a-ma-jig. Is there a way I can replace the what-cha-ma-call-it with the thing-a-ma-jig?
Signed, anxious in Denver
Yes indeed! Just order a flangheimer adapter from Acme Supply and hope that you have room on your chassis.
Dear Joe:
Speaking of framistans, what do you think of this product? I'm watching one on eBay.
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k9x2gUHbQs"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k9x2gUHbQs[/ame]
There is we presume no limit on God.
Ergo, if I can properly say, "I think, therefore I Am"; then so may God.
God is presumably very much Aware of His Own ability to think. Thus, God is in the position to know of His own Existence.
There is no logical reason that denies to Him (or to anybody else) the right and the ability to believe in the things He knows.
The only limit on an average joe, is Ann Landers....
From now on, I am going to remember this picture every time average joe posts something...
She spoke with a lisp.
I wonder if Joe does, too?
Ironic that you used the term "semantic silliness" and then proceeded to indulge in semantic silliness.
God is an Atheist because she can use Omnipotent Duct Tape to fix anything at any time She chooses.
I was merely extending your semantic silliness, but doing it by resort to logic.
And the fact that I am right is established by your implicit concession.
If you doubt this, just ask Joe.
Joe,
Ilar still has doubts that he can "logically" prove his point. Please be so kind as to explain logically that God (if she existed) would be an Atheist given all of the current terms that are used to describe her.
TYIA
