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So where is Joe anyway?
He has a gigantic inbox.
Joe the Seer of all Wisdom sometimes goes on retreat. He consults with the Guru of Ultimate Enlightenment, Sooth Sayer. (otherwise known as "Guess"), who lives on the highest elevated spot of land in Kansas. There he meditates while putting himself in a Bud Light induced trance, until he feels the calling to return, and impart his wisdom. He also uses that time to read old Ann Landers columns.
Dear Joe,
What happens to socks?
You put them in the wash in pairs, but somewhere along the line, one will simply disappear, never to be seen again. I think there may be something going on here that only those beyond the grave may understand, but, seeing as you are all knowing, I come to you for an answer.
Signed,
Bewildered and bewitched in Peoria
(not to mention, a little bit bothered)
Joe.
What's is the seven headed dragon with ten horns?
-Ash
Joe,
Following up on Pogo's questions;
Who would have the authority to marry God and HER significant other?
Since God must be an Atheist by definition doesn't it make sense that all followers of God should do likewise and be Atheists too?![]()
I have no way of answering that since the God I picture in my assumptions needs no husband or wife to be made complete.
The question that continues to frost me is, what does God DO all day? He already knows EVERYthing!
That is why there is a Mrs God. She finds things for him to do all day!
But you bring up an interesting point. Was the Universe God's Magnum Opus and he has done nothing ever since? Seems kind of pointless to just do one thing and then nothing more thereafter.
So my questions to you, Joe, are what is God going to do to top the creation of the Universe? What will be his next act? Will there be a sequel or something entirely different?
Stay tuned to the same Joe channel and time to find out.![]()
Dear Joe,
I have another train question.
If a train leaves New Orleans at 40 MPH at 8 AM, bound for Florida, how long will it take the engineer to realize that they never replaced the track that was washed away by Katrina?
Sidetracked in Biloxi
Dear Joe,
If a 5 year old child sits down, examines the dirt in his fingernails and comes to the conclusion that an entire universe could be within that dirt and he had better not clean it off, cost what is will, is that five year old
a.) brillilant
b.) crazy as a bat
c.) Statistikhengst on a hot Middletown, OH day in 1968
???
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I hate to have to say it, Joe, but Phil Everly just hasn't been himself since he died.....
Joe,
Ilar still has doubts that he can "logically" prove his point. Please be so kind as to explain logically that God (if she existed) would be an Atheist given all of the current terms that are used to describe her.
TYIA
on the Jersey Shore.
Sorry Bud...
Can't do it.
If God is, I believe that She believes in Himself.![]()
Astutely phrased. But begs another question ---
... Are we saying God is capable of anything, yet incapable of self-doubt?
For that matter, what kind of self-help Books are on God's Bookshelf?
What does God Read in general? Other than this thread?
Dear Joe,
If one and one make two, how is it that mommy (1) and daddy (1) make baby (3)? Math is so confusing.
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Hey Joe,
Are you related to the Great OZ? You present as a nebulous everyman, an AVG JOE behind a cyber curtain but who doesn't require supplicants to provide proof of worthiness yet you can almost see their elevation and wonder as they float away muttering to themselves " yes......YES ...it makes so much sense now.."
Dear Joe,
Who will help me bake this cake?
The Little Red Hen
Joe ya never answered mah question >:O
What's a seven headed dragon with ten horns?
-Ash
Joe:
Are you drunk or am I drunk and you just look drunk.
And a follow up question if I may.
How do I stop this room from spinning
Thanks in advance
Poppertop
Joe,
Who left the cake out in the rain?
Wet and miserable
MacArthur Park
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