Ask Joe (a new advice column just for USMB members)

[Derideo_Te]

Dear Joe,

Whatever happened to your alter ego, Josephine?

Rocky
Transylvania

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[percysunshine]

Dear Joe,

If a gigabyte eats a megabyte for lunch, who eats the gigabyte for dinner?

Curious for knowledge in Köln,

-Stat

Annnnnndddddd

How much does one tip for such a meal?

Two bits.



Sorry Joe...chuckle

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[AVG-JOE]

Dear Joe,

A serious elemental question: Chicken or fish?

I hope that the Monkeys can save both.

Earth wouldn't be the same without either! ​

 

[AVG-JOE]

Dear Joe,

What can my country do for me?

Or, am I allowed to ask that question?

Stuck in Camalot

Still not allowed to ask that one. Sucks, too.... the infrastructure could use a discussion.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Dear Joe,

Whatever happened to your alter ego, Josephine?

Rocky
Transylvania

AVG-JOE, Feminine edition!

Not that I can relate...
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[IlarMeilyr]

Hey Joe:

If you had to decide right now, what would it be?

Curious in Seneca Falls

 

[Statistikhengst]

Dear Joe,

my Rep console is depressed. It heard that it will soon be obsolete.

What in the world can I do to help it???

 

[Geaux4it]

Hey Joe- Is it true you should leave boils alone?

-Geaux

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Hey Joe- Is it true you should leave boils alone?

-Geaux

And why is it that a watched pot never comes to a boil?

 

[Derideo_Te]

Hey Joe- Is it true you should leave boils alone?

-Geaux

And why is it that a watched pot never comes to a boil?

Because you should smoke pot instead of boiling it.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Hey Joe:

If you had to decide right now, what would it be?

Curious in Seneca Falls

Hell, Brother... tonight I can't even decide on deciding on the here and NOW versus jumping in the old way-back machine and deciding 'now' means the moment you wrote the question.

Decisions, decisions. ​

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"If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice!"​

 

[AVG-JOE]

Dear Joe,

my Rep console is depressed. It heard that it will soon be obsolete.

What in the world can I do to help it???

Reputation can be either a number or an attitude....

They can't fucking touch your attitude.​

 

[AVG-JOE]

Hey Joe- Is it true you should leave boils alone?

-Geaux

Boils on your body?


Stop listening to the tales of old wives and see your doctor, Bud.

Make that O'bamaCare work FOR you!​

 

[AVG-JOE]

Hey Joe- Is it true you should leave boils alone?

-Geaux

And why is it that a watched pot never comes to a boil?

They do come to a boil... it just takes longer with the cover off.

Patience, Luke. Patience.​

 

[Esmeralda]

Hey Joe- Is it true you should leave boils alone?

-Geaux

And why is it that a watched pot never comes to a boil?

Because you should smoke pot instead of boiling it.

 

[Esmeralda]

Joey, Joey, Joey. How you doin'?

 

[MeBelle]

This was/is a great thread and Joe is such a good sport...naked




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[Esmeralda]

This was/is a great thread and Joe is such a good sport...naked




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[AVG-JOE]

Joey, Joey, Joey. How you doin'?

I'm sleepy...

But the coffee's kicking in
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[AVG-JOE]

Better living through chemistry - The life and times of a 21st Century Monkey!