Dear Joe
If God exists, do you think God would look more like Zeus, or a dragon?
Ass-U-Me-ing God exists, I'm going to guess God looks like everything and nothing at the same time. I think giving Him either Monkey or reptilian attributes would be seriously selling Him short. Ass-U-Me-ing He exists.
Dear Joe:
If God is a He, who is the Female that makes Him one by comparison?
Are they properly married, or living in Sin?