Australian women: is my vagina normal?

[theliq]

It seems a great doubt has befallen Australian women.

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I’VE always been completely and utterly terrified that my vagina is in some way not normal, that it somehow doesn’t stack up against the generally accepted standard of vaginas worldwide.

My whole life, I just assumed that every other woman had the same thought process, this natural curiosity as to whether the lady bits that they’d be given were on par with the next person’s.

I guess it’s normal to compare your physical self to the rest of society. Most of us are constantly stacking ourselves up against the next person — walking down the supermarket aisle, scrolling through Instagram or flicking through a mag in a waiting room. Is my hair as shiny? Are my calves as defined? Does my butt sit the same way in a pair of skinny-legs?

It’s something we learn to do as little kids. Who remembers running nude through the sprinkler with a male cousin or having a bath with their brother and noticing that their private parts look nothing like your own?

“WOAH, IT’S LIKE THERE’S A WORM IN HIS PANTS ... I WANT A WORM TOO MUM!” It’s intriguing to realise that not everybody looks the same as you do.
But as you grow up and the acceptable age of nudity around blood relatives becomes a distant memory, you’re left wondering, “Do I still look like every other girl ‘down there’? And how the hell will I ever know?”

Short of asking my besties to drop their dacks for confirmation, I lived in this thick doubt that I’ve never managed to totally shake. This innocent curiosity as a child has morphed itself into fear. An ugly, tightly wound ball of fear. A fear of being different.

‘I’ve always wondered, is my vagina normal?’

all seems normal here Vig

I have never doubted the normalcy of Australian vagina. I think the doubt seems to originate from the Aussie ladies themselves.

women do have CONCERNS over their "apparatus" just as do men------usually, however, without the utter OBSESSIVE characteristics exhibited by males of all
ages and ethnicities

The only thing us guys care about:

One it's not stinky

Two you can not drive a Mack truck through it.

If your good with those two, don't worry about it.


.

There is nothing wrong with a little bit of vaginal fragrance.

A little BEING the operative word here Vig

 

[Kat]

Oh goodie. Another gross thread. How I keep running across these is beyond me...maybe because there are so many of them. Need a forum for it so some of us do not accidentally run across them.

 

[flacaltenn]

I think Aussie women WOULD be insecure because everything is upside down



down under..

 

[flacaltenn]

Here comes the fruit and rotten eggs..

 

[OZman]

 

[Kat]

Quit making me laugh flacaltenn

 

[theliq]

I think Aussie women WOULD be insecure because everything is upside down



down under..

Now,Now Flac,don't be Catty about the Australian Women's Pussy........................and Quality Pussy at that

 

[Vikrant]

Oh goodie. Another gross thread. How I keep running across these is beyond me...maybe because there are so many of them. Need a forum for it so some of us do not accidentally run across them.

I wish the nature of the discussion would have stayed a bit more scholastic but what can you do people like to insert humor into dry subjects like vagina to make them more sticky.

 

[anotherlife]

Let's call the girl triangle their funnies instead. That way it is not gross. Plus, we should consider, that their defining feature is a curve in the middle of the funny's top end, a tight curve, that looks pretty good, when the girl walks. This can be exposed by fully shaving off like the Brazilian style. Although, it is highly artistic, to trim shapes into it, rather than completely shaving it off.

 

[anotherlife]

It seems a great doubt has befallen Australian women.

---

I’VE always been completely and utterly terrified that my vagina is in some way not normal, that it somehow doesn’t stack up against the generally accepted standard of vaginas worldwide.

My whole life, I just assumed that every other woman had the same thought process, this natural curiosity as to whether the lady bits that they’d be given were on par with the next person’s.

I guess it’s normal to compare your physical self to the rest of society. Most of us are constantly stacking ourselves up against the next person — walking down the supermarket aisle, scrolling through Instagram or flicking through a mag in a waiting room. Is my hair as shiny? Are my calves as defined? Does my butt sit the same way in a pair of skinny-legs?

It’s something we learn to do as little kids. Who remembers running nude through the sprinkler with a male cousin or having a bath with their brother and noticing that their private parts look nothing like your own?

“WOAH, IT’S LIKE THERE’S A WORM IN HIS PANTS ... I WANT A WORM TOO MUM!” It’s intriguing to realise that not everybody looks the same as you do.
But as you grow up and the acceptable age of nudity around blood relatives becomes a distant memory, you’re left wondering, “Do I still look like every other girl ‘down there’? And how the hell will I ever know?”

Short of asking my besties to drop their dacks for confirmation, I lived in this thick doubt that I’ve never managed to totally shake. This innocent curiosity as a child has morphed itself into fear. An ugly, tightly wound ball of fear. A fear of being different.

‘I’ve always wondered, is my vagina normal?’

Travel to Europe. Your Puritan traditions are killing you. In Europe, it is not illegal to walk totally naked at many coast resorts, and many women do it. ... Molesting women is still illegal though, even if they sunbath or walk naked at the beach / street.

 

[Vikrant]

It seems a great doubt has befallen Australian women.

---

I’VE always been completely and utterly terrified that my vagina is in some way not normal, that it somehow doesn’t stack up against the generally accepted standard of vaginas worldwide.

My whole life, I just assumed that every other woman had the same thought process, this natural curiosity as to whether the lady bits that they’d be given were on par with the next person’s.

I guess it’s normal to compare your physical self to the rest of society. Most of us are constantly stacking ourselves up against the next person — walking down the supermarket aisle, scrolling through Instagram or flicking through a mag in a waiting room. Is my hair as shiny? Are my calves as defined? Does my butt sit the same way in a pair of skinny-legs?

It’s something we learn to do as little kids. Who remembers running nude through the sprinkler with a male cousin or having a bath with their brother and noticing that their private parts look nothing like your own?

“WOAH, IT’S LIKE THERE’S A WORM IN HIS PANTS ... I WANT A WORM TOO MUM!” It’s intriguing to realise that not everybody looks the same as you do.
But as you grow up and the acceptable age of nudity around blood relatives becomes a distant memory, you’re left wondering, “Do I still look like every other girl ‘down there’? And how the hell will I ever know?”

Short of asking my besties to drop their dacks for confirmation, I lived in this thick doubt that I’ve never managed to totally shake. This innocent curiosity as a child has morphed itself into fear. An ugly, tightly wound ball of fear. A fear of being different.

‘I’ve always wondered, is my vagina normal?’

Travel to Europe. Your Puritan traditions are killing you. In Europe, it is not illegal to walk totally naked at many coast resorts, and many women do it. ... Molesting women is still illegal though, even if they sunbath or walk naked at the beach / street.

Thank God because there are men like you roaming around

Now, please keep the topic clean and PG-13. It is not supposed to be a dirty thread even though your narrow mind arrived at that conclusion.

 

[anotherlife]

It seems a great doubt has befallen Australian women.

---

I’VE always been completely and utterly terrified that my vagina is in some way not normal, that it somehow doesn’t stack up against the generally accepted standard of vaginas worldwide.

My whole life, I just assumed that every other woman had the same thought process, this natural curiosity as to whether the lady bits that they’d be given were on par with the next person’s.

I guess it’s normal to compare your physical self to the rest of society. Most of us are constantly stacking ourselves up against the next person — walking down the supermarket aisle, scrolling through Instagram or flicking through a mag in a waiting room. Is my hair as shiny? Are my calves as defined? Does my butt sit the same way in a pair of skinny-legs?

It’s something we learn to do as little kids. Who remembers running nude through the sprinkler with a male cousin or having a bath with their brother and noticing that their private parts look nothing like your own?

“WOAH, IT’S LIKE THERE’S A WORM IN HIS PANTS ... I WANT A WORM TOO MUM!” It’s intriguing to realise that not everybody looks the same as you do.
But as you grow up and the acceptable age of nudity around blood relatives becomes a distant memory, you’re left wondering, “Do I still look like every other girl ‘down there’? And how the hell will I ever know?”

Short of asking my besties to drop their dacks for confirmation, I lived in this thick doubt that I’ve never managed to totally shake. This innocent curiosity as a child has morphed itself into fear. An ugly, tightly wound ball of fear. A fear of being different.

‘I’ve always wondered, is my vagina normal?’

Travel to Europe. Your Puritan traditions are killing you. In Europe, it is not illegal to walk totally naked at many coast resorts, and many women do it. ... Molesting women is still illegal though, even if they sunbath or walk naked at the beach / street.

Thank God because there are men like you roaming around

Now, please keep the topic clean and PG-13. It is not supposed to be a dirty thread even though your narrow mind arrived at that conclusion.

Okay, I can help with some contribution then, check out this link.

Mod Edit: No linking to porn.

 

[anotherlife]

It seems a great doubt has befallen Australian women.

---

I’VE always been completely and utterly terrified that my vagina is in some way not normal, that it somehow doesn’t stack up against the generally accepted standard of vaginas worldwide.

My whole life, I just assumed that every other woman had the same thought process, this natural curiosity as to whether the lady bits that they’d be given were on par with the next person’s.

I guess it’s normal to compare your physical self to the rest of society. Most of us are constantly stacking ourselves up against the next person — walking down the supermarket aisle, scrolling through Instagram or flicking through a mag in a waiting room. Is my hair as shiny? Are my calves as defined? Does my butt sit the same way in a pair of skinny-legs?

It’s something we learn to do as little kids. Who remembers running nude through the sprinkler with a male cousin or having a bath with their brother and noticing that their private parts look nothing like your own?

“WOAH, IT’S LIKE THERE’S A WORM IN HIS PANTS ... I WANT A WORM TOO MUM!” It’s intriguing to realise that not everybody looks the same as you do.
But as you grow up and the acceptable age of nudity around blood relatives becomes a distant memory, you’re left wondering, “Do I still look like every other girl ‘down there’? And how the hell will I ever know?”

Short of asking my besties to drop their dacks for confirmation, I lived in this thick doubt that I’ve never managed to totally shake. This innocent curiosity as a child has morphed itself into fear. An ugly, tightly wound ball of fear. A fear of being different.

‘I’ve always wondered, is my vagina normal?’

Travel to Europe. Your Puritan traditions are killing you. In Europe, it is not illegal to walk totally naked at many coast resorts, and many women do it. ... Molesting women is still illegal though, even if they sunbath or walk naked at the beach / street.

Thank God because there are men like you roaming around

Now, please keep the topic clean and PG-13. It is not supposed to be a dirty thread even though your narrow mind arrived at that conclusion.

Okay, I can help with some contribution then, check out this link.

Mod Edit: No linking to porn.

The link was erotic art, not porn, for porn, you need minimum two people in the pic.

 

[Vikrant]

^
This thread was created to engage in scholastic discussion of vaginal related quandary experienced by Australian women. This was not intended for your erotic pleasure.

 

[Vikrant]

Aussie ladies say to Australian government, "Stop the vagina tax!"

World feminine hygiene day has reignited the debate on why the Australian government continues to classify sanitary products as luxury items causing them to be taxed.

Gold Coast radio host Bianca Dye was selected by Modibodi Australia, a protective leak-proof underwear brand for periods, to be an ambassador for 'stop the vagina tax.'

The 42-year-old has since been 'stoked' with the selection, taking to social media to question the government as to why it chooses to tax products that are essential to women.


Read more: World feminine hygiene day reignites discussion on vagina tax
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

 

[Vikrant]

Wow! This one hits the nail on the head.

WHICH IS LESS
DIGNIFIED
STEALING TAMPONS
OR NOT HAVING ONE
AT ALL ?

 

[Vikrant]

Doctor banned from seeing female patients after uncessarily touching female patients

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He also suggested internal examinations for a female patient to ensure she had no skin cancer in the vagina but the woman refused.

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“The condition not to take female patients in the future will have a significant reduction, presumably, of his ability to practice and earn an income,” Justice Carmody said in the written decision.

...

“He does, however, want to return to practice as soon as possible,” he said.

...

No Cookies | The Courier Mail

 

[irosie91]

Doctor banned from seeing female patients after uncessarily touching female patients

...

He also suggested internal examinations for a female patient to ensure she had no skin cancer in the vagina but the woman refused.

...

“The condition not to take female patients in the future will have a significant reduction, presumably, of his ability to practice and earn an income,” Justice Carmody said in the written decision.

...

“He does, however, want to return to practice as soon as possible,” he said.

...

No Cookies | The Courier Mail

Vik-----get out of vaginas-----you would not pass the Indian censors

 

[danielpalos]

dear Australian chics,

I would be happy to practice full body massage with happy ending and g-spot focus work, simply to help you get over your insecurities. i am working on my gender relations skills. xoxo

 

[irosie91]

dear Australian chics,

I would be happy to practice full body massage with happy ending and g-spot focus work, simply to help you get over your insecurities. i am working on my gender relations skills. xoxo

not now, danny------the usa is in the midst of a political crisis