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UnNews:Obam issues orders to start the round-up of truthers and other treasonous citizens - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
"Obama issues executive order to start truther round-up!
S.J.Ackjawed, wishful press ltd.
Photo: Federal internment camp in Wyoming, (US Govt. file photo)
President Obama issued executive order 665.999 early this morning with no signing statement. His only comment was Its time the American people put these loons where they belong, in FEMA internment camps. There was no indication given for the presidents unprecedented actions, but unnamed sources close to the white house say the action was spurred by a court case filed in a California Federal District Court. The court action, filed by two private citizens on behalf of the truther movement, accused the government itself of Misprision of Justice under Title 18, part I, chapter 115, §2382.
Court documents recently acquired by WP show the filing occurred on February 18, 2010, just days before this unprecedented action taken by the president.
The petitioners could not be reached for comment, as they may already be on their way to a death camp, but a statement was found on US Messageboard.com, reportedly a hotbed of truther activity, according to the unnamed White House spokesperson. The following statement was placed on the internet message board early Thursday morning in response to an official U.S. Disinformation Agent, many of whom also frequent the internet message board in order to monitor the mentally ill truthers. The message, quoted below, was in response to the official agent accusing the original poster of being a loon, which, while correct, spurred the truther to post the following:
It contains proof. Recognition of it is required to end treason.
Unlikely you are interested in that because you seek to further it with your post.
BTW, null post moron. No evidence countering what is presented as proof.
BTW moron, did you notice the violation of law enabling the misrepresentation of the core structure?
BTW, if you don't notice that . . . it puts you on the wrong side of the law and party to treason.
The entire message board thread can be read here; http://www.usmessageboard.com/consp...ision-of-treason-filed-in-district-court.html
The spokesman, who is reportedly close to the president, said President Obama was reading the message board during his touted health care summit at the Blair House in Washington D.C. at the time the post was made. Mr. Obama was visibly upset says the unnamed source, The American people who were watching, and thought the president was agitated due to the content of the meeting. The fact is however, he was so upset by the truthers outlandish claim he could simply not conceal his anger.
Photo: Obama upset at truthers during health Care Summit, WP
While president Obama did not issue a signing statement, sources close to the President tell WP his anger is formidable.
The unprecedented round-up of truthers may have consequences for the truther movement. WP speculates that the first wave of the round-up will target the truthers, also known as twofers, on the US message Board. Users of the popular message board known only as Terral, eots, 911insidejob, Creativedreams, Curvelight, and the poster who allegedly filed the court brief, Christopher, will reportedly be among the first to be rounded-up by United States Department of Disinformation Services forces, also know as shocktroops DOD officers are equipped with all manner of weapons, including strait jackets that reportedly use a non-reversible fastening system. The non-reversible fastening system was first used for convicted criminals condemned to death in the electric chair. The fact that they could never be removed meant that the condemned must then be buried in the strait jacket. This was intended to insult the condemned throughout eternity. The same tactic will apparently be applied to the truthers, sources say. Imagine arriving before your maker to face your final judgment in a non-removable strait jacket, the unnamed spokesman said to WP reporter S.J.Ackjawed, Just think what a message that will send to the supreme creator about the judgment already placed on you by your fellow man! Pardon my pun, but Lord that will simply speak volumes!
There has been speculation in the recent past that the president was contemplating this action. On numerous days during his posting sessions on USMB, president Obama has complained bitterly about security leaks by the truthers on USMB. Mr. Obama reportedly blurted out the following while posting on USMB on February 16, 2010; I dont understand where the leak is. Just how does this asshat Terral get his information. He must have sources inside the White House! Hillary,Janet, find me the mole, now! Put your best people on it! he was referring, of course, to the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, and Secretary of Homeland Security , Janet Napolitano.
Unofficial reports claim that Mrs. Clinton has headed up the round-up due to the fact that Ms. Napolitano is reportedly not any smarter than the truthers. Other sources close to the president confirm this assessment.
S.L.Ackjawed, on behalf of WP, has filed filed a freedom of information request with the US Dept. of Homeland Security to obtain a list of names of those captured in the round-up. That list will be released, says a spokesman from DHS, as soon as the on-going operation is complete.
Agents reportedly are using different tactics to capture the truthers, say sources. One trap was set simply by placing a twelve-pack of beer and a quarter ounce of medicinal marijuana under a tree. Say sources. Another trap was set by simply placing a slinky on the doorstep of a suspected truther and ringing the doorbell. Meanwhile DOD two agents simply wait for the ensuing paranoia and certain breakdown caused by the mental overload of the truther.
While the spokesman assured WP that this operation is on-going, the spokesman also stated that There has been progress. The American people will see a difference. USMB will be cleaned-up for the people. There is no reason that the American people must put up with these treasonous truthers taking over an otherwise fantastic message board. The time has come to clean up this hornets nest of truther activity!
The Administrator of USMB, an honest and upright man known simply as Gunny, could not be reached for comment at press time. It has been observed though, that Gunny has admonished the truthers on the board as lunatics in the past.
This is a breaking story, and this article will be amended as more news comes in to WP.
The court brief is shown here:
UnNews:Obam issues orders to start the round-up of truthers and other treasonous citizens - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
"Obama issues executive order to start truther round-up!
S.J.Ackjawed, wishful press ltd.
Photo: Federal internment camp in Wyoming, (US Govt. file photo)
President Obama issued executive order 665.999 early this morning with no signing statement. His only comment was Its time the American people put these loons where they belong, in FEMA internment camps. There was no indication given for the presidents unprecedented actions, but unnamed sources close to the white house say the action was spurred by a court case filed in a California Federal District Court. The court action, filed by two private citizens on behalf of the truther movement, accused the government itself of Misprision of Justice under Title 18, part I, chapter 115, §2382.
Court documents recently acquired by WP show the filing occurred on February 18, 2010, just days before this unprecedented action taken by the president.
The petitioners could not be reached for comment, as they may already be on their way to a death camp, but a statement was found on US Messageboard.com, reportedly a hotbed of truther activity, according to the unnamed White House spokesperson. The following statement was placed on the internet message board early Thursday morning in response to an official U.S. Disinformation Agent, many of whom also frequent the internet message board in order to monitor the mentally ill truthers. The message, quoted below, was in response to the official agent accusing the original poster of being a loon, which, while correct, spurred the truther to post the following:
It contains proof. Recognition of it is required to end treason.
Unlikely you are interested in that because you seek to further it with your post.
BTW, null post moron. No evidence countering what is presented as proof.
BTW moron, did you notice the violation of law enabling the misrepresentation of the core structure?
BTW, if you don't notice that . . . it puts you on the wrong side of the law and party to treason.
The entire message board thread can be read here; http://www.usmessageboard.com/consp...ision-of-treason-filed-in-district-court.html
The spokesman, who is reportedly close to the president, said President Obama was reading the message board during his touted health care summit at the Blair House in Washington D.C. at the time the post was made. Mr. Obama was visibly upset says the unnamed source, The American people who were watching, and thought the president was agitated due to the content of the meeting. The fact is however, he was so upset by the truthers outlandish claim he could simply not conceal his anger.
Photo: Obama upset at truthers during health Care Summit, WP
While president Obama did not issue a signing statement, sources close to the President tell WP his anger is formidable.
The unprecedented round-up of truthers may have consequences for the truther movement. WP speculates that the first wave of the round-up will target the truthers, also known as twofers, on the US message Board. Users of the popular message board known only as Terral, eots, 911insidejob, Creativedreams, Curvelight, and the poster who allegedly filed the court brief, Christopher, will reportedly be among the first to be rounded-up by United States Department of Disinformation Services forces, also know as shocktroops DOD officers are equipped with all manner of weapons, including strait jackets that reportedly use a non-reversible fastening system. The non-reversible fastening system was first used for convicted criminals condemned to death in the electric chair. The fact that they could never be removed meant that the condemned must then be buried in the strait jacket. This was intended to insult the condemned throughout eternity. The same tactic will apparently be applied to the truthers, sources say. Imagine arriving before your maker to face your final judgment in a non-removable strait jacket, the unnamed spokesman said to WP reporter S.J.Ackjawed, Just think what a message that will send to the supreme creator about the judgment already placed on you by your fellow man! Pardon my pun, but Lord that will simply speak volumes!
There has been speculation in the recent past that the president was contemplating this action. On numerous days during his posting sessions on USMB, president Obama has complained bitterly about security leaks by the truthers on USMB. Mr. Obama reportedly blurted out the following while posting on USMB on February 16, 2010; I dont understand where the leak is. Just how does this asshat Terral get his information. He must have sources inside the White House! Hillary,Janet, find me the mole, now! Put your best people on it! he was referring, of course, to the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, and Secretary of Homeland Security , Janet Napolitano.
Unofficial reports claim that Mrs. Clinton has headed up the round-up due to the fact that Ms. Napolitano is reportedly not any smarter than the truthers. Other sources close to the president confirm this assessment.
S.L.Ackjawed, on behalf of WP, has filed filed a freedom of information request with the US Dept. of Homeland Security to obtain a list of names of those captured in the round-up. That list will be released, says a spokesman from DHS, as soon as the on-going operation is complete.
Agents reportedly are using different tactics to capture the truthers, say sources. One trap was set simply by placing a twelve-pack of beer and a quarter ounce of medicinal marijuana under a tree. Say sources. Another trap was set by simply placing a slinky on the doorstep of a suspected truther and ringing the doorbell. Meanwhile DOD two agents simply wait for the ensuing paranoia and certain breakdown caused by the mental overload of the truther.
While the spokesman assured WP that this operation is on-going, the spokesman also stated that There has been progress. The American people will see a difference. USMB will be cleaned-up for the people. There is no reason that the American people must put up with these treasonous truthers taking over an otherwise fantastic message board. The time has come to clean up this hornets nest of truther activity!
The Administrator of USMB, an honest and upright man known simply as Gunny, could not be reached for comment at press time. It has been observed though, that Gunny has admonished the truthers on the board as lunatics in the past.
This is a breaking story, and this article will be amended as more news comes in to WP.
The court brief is shown here: