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Paddy is very, very sick. Paddy goes to the doc, who runs a number of tests and tells Paddy to come back two dees layter.
Two dees Layter, Paddy is too sick to got to the doctor, so he sends his lass.
His wife of 40 yeers appears in the doctor's office, where Dr. O'Malley says:
"Mrs. Paddy, I've a wee bit o bad news fer ye. Yer man is very, very sick. If you want him to survive this dread ordeal, they ye must cook him three good meals a day, do all his clothes her him and give him sex twice a day".
Mrs. Paddy hear ye old Dr.'s words, turns around, go home.
Paddy, wheezing, says: "na deerie, what ye olde Doctor say?"
Mrs. Paddy: "he's says yer going to die!"
Elderly Paddy and his wife are in the doctor's office together seeking a cure to Paddy's malady. The puzzled doctor told Paddy "I want to run some tests, Paddy. But I'll need some specimens. Can ya bring me a stool sample, a urine sample and a sample o' yer semen?"
Elderly Paddy has lost most of his hearing and leaned forward "Eh?"
To avoid further repetition and confusion, Mrs. Paddy turned Elderly Paddy's face toward hers and spoke in a loud, clear voice "He wants a pair of yer underwear!"
Hi, Stats. Just popped in to say I heard on the radio the RIDE program will be in effect throughout the entire St. Paddy's Day weekend through to Monday, starting at noon today.
You may want to pass it along to your customers to not drink and drive; take a taxi or get a designated driver.
I will be personally carrying them out or using my green lantern power to get them home!!
Here, sit down, read the newspaper:
It's a beautiful olive green. I owned two cars the same colour.
Hmmmm, now that's a fine color of green, if I say so myself.....
It's a beautiful olive green. I owned two cars the same colour.
Hmmmm, now that's a fine color of green, if I say so myself.....
No, I didn't own both cars at the same time. lol I can only afford to buy one at a time.It's a beautiful olive green. I owned two cars the same colour.Hmmmm, now that's a fine color of green, if I say so myself.....
Did you own both of them at once?
I need you to do a favor for me, Pacer. Drink a beer for me on Patties Day!
No, I didn't own both cars at the same time. lol I can only afford to buy one at a time.It's a beautiful olive green. I owned two cars the same colour.
Did you own both of them at once?
I need you to do a favor for me, Pacer. Drink a beer for me on Patties Day!
I will certainly have a beer on St. Paddy's day. It goes without saying.
Why can you not, Stats, if you mind my asking?No, I didn't own both cars at the same time. lol I can only afford to buy one at a time.Did you own both of them at once?
I need you to do a favor for me, Pacer. Drink a beer for me on Patties Day!
I will certainly have a beer on St. Paddy's day. It goes without saying.
Good. Cuz I can't....
Why can you not, Stats, if you mind my asking?No, I didn't own both cars at the same time. lol I can only afford to buy one at a time.
I will certainly have a beer on St. Paddy's day. It goes without saying.
Good. Cuz I can't....