Clinton’s Paternity Bombshell Explodes — Identity Of Chelsea’s Real Father Is...

[Disir]

Webb of lies
Rumor: Associate attorney general Webb Hubbell was really Chelsea's father. (And Vince Foster was possibly killed because he knew.)
Rumormonger: This guy on the Internet who keeps emailing me and every other DC journalist.

The Definitive Guide to Every Hillary Clinton Conspiracy Theory (So Far) | Mother Jones

 

[LiberalMedia]

You know, Vigilante, for a bigoted conservatard, you sure do care a lot about sex and gossip. Is it possible that you have strayed away from the Christ-insanity that has held back humynkynd for so many centuries?

On the matter of Chelsea's paternity: Who cares who hyr sperm donor was? Giving a damn about this is like the idiots who freak out when they realize that their "amazing 100% pure Swiss spring water harvested by sinless nuns using golden jugs" they bought at Walmart isn't actually from a spring, and is just plain tap water. Does that make the taste of the product any different? No. Similarly, Chelsea Clyntyn will continue to be the same pyrsyn America has grown to love and adore, regardless of the idle gossip being spread by the hypocritical conservatard gossip-mongers in the nation's churches.

And what's with all the "y's"?

The letter "Y" is a symbol of womyn's lybyrytyyn from the blight of manpiggery.

But you liberal freak, you pond scum were all over Palin's daughter having a baby out of wedlock.... You ***** couldn't get enough of that!

Since you know so much about me, do reference the quote of mine you doubtlessly have on file for review where I address that issue.

You're fucking HYPOCRISY is ASTOUNDING!

Hypocrisy? No. You're not even comparing apples and oranges any more, it's more like aardvarks and zucchinis at this point.

The issue with Chelsea "Future President 2028" Clyntyn: Some douchebag manpig is stirring up shit about hyr family's sex lyfe, which is not a cool thing to do regardless of who is being targeted.

The issue with Bristol "Single Mom 2008" Palin: Hyr mythyr claims to be a conservatard Christ-stain, yet fails to live up to those values by instilling them in hyr chyldryn, as evidenced by hyr daughtyr having said chyld out of wedlock. While personally, I don't care about hyr not being married (nor do most other Democrats), Palin's conservatardism is clearly just political doubletalk, and like most other Democrats, I cannot stand dishonesty from politicians. Sadly, such dishonesty and hypocrisy have become the hallmarks of right-wing politics in recent millennia. But, that's your camp's problem to sort out, not mine.

 

[Vigilante]

While the claim that Bill Clinton may not be the biological father to daughter Chelsea came as a shock to the public, to those living in the alleged baby daddy’s state of Arkansas it was the best unkept secret in town.

Former Clinton aide Larry Nichols claims Chelsea’s real father is the former mayor of Little Rock, Ark., Webster Hubbell.


“We were discussing a woman’s claims that Bill had knocked her up and what we should do about it,” said Nichols. “But he [Bill] denied that he could have gotten her pregnant. He said he had measles as a kid and that rendered him sterile.

“His exact words were, ‘I shoot blanks.’ Stunned by what I’d just heard, I asked him, ‘Then what about Chelsea?’ And he said, ‘Oh, Webb (Hubbell) sired her.’”

And now the paternity bombshell news is revealing that Hillary’s alleged affair with Hubbell was a not-so-well-kept secret in Little Rock’s top political circles.

“That was rumored in Arkansas for years and totally public. A lot of people suspected that,” Businessman Finis Shelnutt told.

Shelnutt is Hubbell’s former brother-in-law and also the ex-husband of Gennifer Flowers, the woman who Bill admitted to having an affair with one time in 1997 — although she claimed it went on for 12 years.

Born in 1980, Shelnutt says that as Chelsea grew up her resemblance to Hubbell was undeniable.

“That it what a lot of people talked about. Of course Webb never discussed it with the family. It was just never brought up.”

Furthermore, Shelnutt says Hillary and Bill were on the rocks during that time.

“I never saw Bill and Hillary together for 12 years. But I did see them separately,” he said.

“It (Bill’s relationship with Hubbell) was a business arrangement for years. You could tell.”

Radar Online | Identity Of Chelsea Clinton?s Real Father ?Best Unkept Secret?

Are you the jack ass that has been emailing journalists trying to get them to bite this bit?


Is this you?
Bill & Hillary Clinton: A Life of Violating People: Chelsea Clinton is the biological daughter of Webb Hubbell, NOT Bill Clinton!

Of course it's me, you dumb ****, my real name is Radar Online! And this bitch undoubtedly breeds and passes off her 2 digit IQ to the next Democrat voter.... what we really need is to come up with something akin to sickle cell anemia for subversives!

 

[Disir]

While the claim that Bill Clinton may not be the biological father to daughter Chelsea came as a shock to the public, to those living in the alleged baby daddy’s state of Arkansas it was the best unkept secret in town.

Former Clinton aide Larry Nichols claims Chelsea’s real father is the former mayor of Little Rock, Ark., Webster Hubbell.


“We were discussing a woman’s claims that Bill had knocked her up and what we should do about it,” said Nichols. “But he [Bill] denied that he could have gotten her pregnant. He said he had measles as a kid and that rendered him sterile.

“His exact words were, ‘I shoot blanks.’ Stunned by what I’d just heard, I asked him, ‘Then what about Chelsea?’ And he said, ‘Oh, Webb (Hubbell) sired her.’”

And now the paternity bombshell news is revealing that Hillary’s alleged affair with Hubbell was a not-so-well-kept secret in Little Rock’s top political circles.

“That was rumored in Arkansas for years and totally public. A lot of people suspected that,” Businessman Finis Shelnutt told.

Shelnutt is Hubbell’s former brother-in-law and also the ex-husband of Gennifer Flowers, the woman who Bill admitted to having an affair with one time in 1997 — although she claimed it went on for 12 years.

Born in 1980, Shelnutt says that as Chelsea grew up her resemblance to Hubbell was undeniable.

“That it what a lot of people talked about. Of course Webb never discussed it with the family. It was just never brought up.”

Furthermore, Shelnutt says Hillary and Bill were on the rocks during that time.

“I never saw Bill and Hillary together for 12 years. But I did see them separately,” he said.

“It (Bill’s relationship with Hubbell) was a business arrangement for years. You could tell.”

Radar Online | Identity Of Chelsea Clinton?s Real Father ?Best Unkept Secret?

Are you the jack ass that has been emailing journalists trying to get them to bite this bit?


Is this you?
Bill & Hillary Clinton: A Life of Violating People: Chelsea Clinton is the biological daughter of Webb Hubbell, NOT Bill Clinton!

Of course it's me, you dumb ****, my real name is Radar Online! And this bitch undoubtedly breeds and passes off her 2 digit IQ to the next Democrat voter.... what we really need is to come up with something akin to sickle cell anemia for subversives!

Just checking you worthless piece of redneck shit. I haven't seen anyone pick up and run with a forty year old piece of gossip. Figured you aired it here because you were so skippy someone finally bit it.

 

[Vigilante]

You know, Vigilante, for a bigoted conservatard, you sure do care a lot about sex and gossip. Is it possible that you have strayed away from the Christ-insanity that has held back humynkynd for so many centuries?

On the matter of Chelsea's paternity: Who cares who hyr sperm donor was? Giving a damn about this is like the idiots who freak out when they realize that their "amazing 100% pure Swiss spring water harvested by sinless nuns using golden jugs" they bought at Walmart isn't actually from a spring, and is just plain tap water. Does that make the taste of the product any different? No. Similarly, Chelsea Clyntyn will continue to be the same pyrsyn America has grown to love and adore, regardless of the idle gossip being spread by the hypocritical conservatard gossip-mongers in the nation's churches.

And what's with all the "y's"?

The letter "Y" is a symbol of womyn's lybyrytyyn from the blight of manpiggery.

But you liberal freak, you pond scum were all over Palin's daughter having a baby out of wedlock.... You ***** couldn't get enough of that!

Since you know so much about me, do reference the quote of mine you doubtlessly have on file for review where I address that issue.

You're fucking HYPOCRISY is ASTOUNDING!

Hypocrisy? No. You're not even comparing apples and oranges any more, it's more like aardvarks and zucchinis at this point.

The issue with Chelsea "Future President 2028" Clyntyn: Some douchebag manpig is stirring up shit about hyr family's sex lyfe, which is not a cool thing to do regardless of who is being targeted.

The issue with Bristol "Single Mom 2008" Palin: Hyr mythyr claims to be a conservatard Christ-stain, yet fails to live up to those values by instilling them in hyr chyldryn, as evidenced by hyr daughtyr having said chyld out of wedlock. While personally, I don't care about hyr not being married (nor do most other Democrats), Palin's conservatardism is clearly just political doubletalk, and like most other Democrats, I cannot stand dishonesty from politicians. Sadly, such dishonesty and hypocrisy have become the hallmarks of right-wing politics in recent millennia. But, that's your camp's problem to sort out, not mine.

Oh, I better watch it, Mr. Maddow here is a real WIMINS LIBBIER! When you can find time to stop eating your friend at the "Y" try English and we can have a go at it, would it be CYNT, or is it still ****?

 

[TheOldSchool]

 

[daveman]

Your frat brother must be whooping it up over that post. Good one, LeRoy.

LybyrylMydya is a rytyrd tryll.

Yyyry'ry dyyng yt yll wryng, byt Y dy yppcyyty thy yffyrt.

And wax your upper lip, for Gaea's sake!

 

[Vigilante]

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Well, a picture of you and the Squaw sucking my ass is appropriate! You 2 feed on shit, and that the proper place to get fed!

 

[TheOldSchool]

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Well, a picture of you and the Squaw sucking my ass is appropriate! You 2 feed on shit, and that the proper place to get fed!

^ bros this guy is so funny lol

 

[Disir]

Ya, but looks aren't everything.

 

[Pete7469]

You know, Vigilante, for a bigoted conservatard, you sure do care a lot about sex and gossip. Is it possible that you have strayed away from the Christ-insanity that has held back humynkynd for so many centuries?

On the matter of Chelsea's paternity: Who cares who hyr sperm donor was? Giving a damn about this is like the idiots who freak out when they realize that their "amazing 100% pure Swiss spring water harvested by sinless nuns using golden jugs" they bought at Walmart isn't actually from a spring, and is just plain tap water. Does that make the taste of the product any different? No. Similarly, Chelsea Clyntyn will continue to be the same pyrsyn America has grown to love and adore, regardless of the idle gossip being spread by the hypocritical conservatard gossip-mongers in the nation's churches.

Even though I know you're a parody of a bed wetting poster, it always struck me as odd that every rumor of sexual deviancy on the part of republicrats turned in to a 24/7 media goat orgy. Yet some obscure allegation against a moonbat "profit" must be addressed and shot down, at least until the DNA results get back so that they can make another hard spin on the facts.

If this proves true, (which I doubt it will) the media will excuse, deflect and manipulate the story to serve the agenda.

Thanks for making me laugh BTW, are you one of the writters for "The People's Cube"??

 

[Vigilante]

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Well, a picture of you and the Squaw sucking my ass is appropriate! You 2 feed on shit, and that the proper place to get fed!

^ bros this guy is so funny lol

People do keep Repping me on that fact...seems pond scum, have no humor in them. You need at least a 70 IQ for humor, you need to first understand that it IS humor!.... the 2 of you together would be about 25 points short....perhaps if you got Rep Frog Boy II in with you idiots, you just might be able to chuckle!

 

[Vigilante]

Ya, but looks aren't everything.

Heavens knows, you chase away pigs!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Well, a picture of you and the Squaw sucking my ass is appropriate! You 2 feed on shit, and that the proper place to get fed!

^ bros this guy is so funny lol

People do keep Repping me on that fact...seems pond scum, have no humor in them. You need at least a 70 IQ for humor, you need to first understand that it IS humor!.... the 2 of you together would be about 25 points short....perhaps if you got Rep Frog Boy II in with you idiots, you just might be able to chuckle!

I wish I was good at humor as you bro you are soooo funny man god bless MUAH

 

[Disir]

You wish-you scummy high school drop out.

 

[Vigilante]

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Living in you head RENT FREE now, I see! I LOVE IT!

 

[Disir]

You know, Vigilante, for a bigoted conservatard, you sure do care a lot about sex and gossip. Is it possible that you have strayed away from the Christ-insanity that has held back humynkynd for so many centuries?

On the matter of Chelsea's paternity: Who cares who hyr sperm donor was? Giving a damn about this is like the idiots who freak out when they realize that their "amazing 100% pure Swiss spring water harvested by sinless nuns using golden jugs" they bought at Walmart isn't actually from a spring, and is just plain tap water. Does that make the taste of the product any different? No. Similarly, Chelsea Clyntyn will continue to be the same pyrsyn America has grown to love and adore, regardless of the idle gossip being spread by the hypocritical conservatard gossip-mongers in the nation's churches.

Even though I know you're a parody of a bed wetting poster, it always struck me as odd that every rumor of sexual deviancy on the part of republicrats turned in to a 24/7 media goat orgy. Yet some obscure allegation against a moonbat "profit" must be addressed and shot down, at least until the DNA results get back so that they can make another hard spin on the facts.

If this proves true, (which I doubt it will) the media will excuse, deflect and manipulate the story to serve the agenda.

Thanks for making me laugh BTW, are you one of the writters for "The People's Cube"??

FFS. It's not obscure. I don't even like Clinton but you can actually nail her legitimately.

 

[Vigilante]

You wish-you scummy high school drop out.

I know, you used one of your quarters out of your bag to buy a fortune cookie that had that saying, better hurry back to your corner, 2 guys are there waiting with 50 cents!

 

[Disir]

You wish-you scummy high school drop out.

I know, you used one of your quarters out of your bag to buy a fortune cookie that had that saying, better hurry back to your corner, 2 guys are there waiting with 50 cents!

You're a poster child for a late term abortion. Real late. Like, how old are you late.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Guys guys whoa there...

Let's not forget this is a thread about Chelsea...

LOOK AT HER BOOBS