Comical Survey:If We Get A President Hillary/President Bernie Come 2017,What Will You Stock Up On?

[August West]

i vision a scene from "The Birds" the day after Hillary wins.

Man up or leave. So many chickenshits in this country.....

 

[Arianrhod]

i vision a scene from "The Birds" the day after Hillary wins.

The Day After Hillary Wins. I think it will be a mirror image of when Godzilla took out New York City.

See what I mean? Doesn't make any sense. Non sequitur after non sequitur.

Makes as much sense as the "GUNZ, GUNZ, GUNZ....AMMO, AMMO, AMMO..." and Prepper hysteria.

Not quite as funny, though.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Oh, yeah...and fishing tackle!

i already see Bill stocking up on real life-like inflatable dolls and batteries.

 

[Kondor3]

What would I stock-up on, if either Shrillary or Bernie became President?

Vaseline...

Like any other taxpayer...

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Cloths.

 

[mamooth]

The righties clearly need to be stockpiling this:

Anyways, it's telling that they're already making plans for losing.

 

[Pogo]

I'd stock up on lockwashers, birdseed, Marvel Mystery Oil, cigar boxes and old copies of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

Pretty funny huh?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

oh,,and bananas! I need my vitamin D !!!!

 

[EverCurious]

Foreign currency, bonds, and gold

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Foreign currency, bonds, and gold

what about dog and cat food?

 

[EverCurious]

My dogs are 17 and 10, they're not going to make it. My kitties passed away at 13 and 14 some years ago.

If/when we go full socialist, the dollar value is going to take a major hit, other countries will be looking at us like Europe. Japan's prob. going to take over the world currency. Your not doing it right if you don't have some Yen in your portfolio, should also hit up foreign bonds Japan again is a good bet, but if you want to gamble get into the middle east. Physical gold is always a good investment, if we take an EMP it'll be the /only/ hard currency worth a shit.

If you want to stock up on food, get those Japanese noodle things, forever shelf-life and all you need is water (or snow in my case heh) Also, if shit really hits the fan, I'll trade a cord of wood for some chickens; they're the best ever survival pet.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

My dogs are 17 and 10, they're not going to make it. My kitties passed away at 13 and 14 some years ago.

If/when we go full socialist, the dollar value is going to take a major hit, other countries will be looking at us like Europe. Japan's prob. going to take over the world currency. Your not doing it right if you don't have some Yen in your portfolio, should also hit up foreign bonds Japan again is a good bet, but if you want to gamble get into the middle east. Physical gold is always a good investment, if we take an EMP it'll be the /only/ hard currency worth a shit.

If you want to stock up on food, get those Japanese noodle things, forever shelf-life and all you need is water (or snow in my case heh) Also, if shit really hits the fan, I'll trade a cord of wood for some chickens; they're the best ever survival pet.

so how long is a shelf life of purified water?

 

[eagle1462010]

Ear muffs so we don't have to listen to the Liberal Brigade

My dogs are 17 and 10, they're not going to make it. My kitties passed away at 13 and 14 some years ago.

If/when we go full socialist, the dollar value is going to take a major hit, other countries will be looking at us like Europe. Japan's prob. going to take over the world currency. Your not doing it right if you don't have some Yen in your portfolio, should also hit up foreign bonds Japan again is a good bet, but if you want to gamble get into the middle east. Physical gold is always a good investment, if we take an EMP it'll be the /only/ hard currency worth a shit.

If you want to stock up on food, get those Japanese noodle things, forever shelf-life and all you need is water (or snow in my case heh) Also, if shit really hits the fan, I'll trade a cord of wood for some chickens; they're the best ever survival pet.

so how long is a shelf life of purified water?

200 foot deep well here....................Water no problem.....................

Cali........not so much..........but El Nino will drench them this winter.........actually doing it right now...........Mud sliding events going on.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

El Nino may even break Cally off its border and it will eventually float to China.

 

[Arianrhod]

oh,,and bananas! I need my vitamin D !!!!

You won't get it from bananas. Potassium, C, and B-6, but no D.

 

[eagle1462010]

El Nino may even break Cally off its border and it will eventually float to China.

Do you think the Chinese will accept the new immigrants.............

 

[Rexx Taylor]

El Nino may even break Cally off its border and it will eventually float to China.

Do you think the Chinese will accept the new immigrants.............

i assume they will all be sold to Chinese restaurants, and will eventually "Taste Like Chicken".

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

At least the thought of a "President Hillary" will have about 60% of all Americans preparing for the worst and we know it! Iran? no big deal, just let them make all of the bombs they want. The economy? If your in the middle class, trying to save money for your retirement/kids,,,,Hillary will be coming for a chunk of it!
So have any of us ever been to Detroit, South Chicago or Venezuela? There's your preview of 2018/2019. Well, if we get a President Hillary,,,or if you think she will win, you can get a head start by stocking up on any foods that have a five to ten year expiration date, and a "Ten Year Supply Of Toilet Paper"!!!, and maybe the following year you may want to dig out a "Back-Up Home" 100 feet below your current home.

I'll be stocking up on offshore bank accounts ...

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Ammo.................

Good to go....

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Foreign currency, bonds, and gold

what about dog and cat food?

My dog has a strong stomach...she can eat liberals.