Delta4Embassy
Gold Member
When in the produce section, if ya wanna make someone smile, go to the potatos and examine them for a good one near someone else. Then tell them, "It's hard finding a good version of something that grew up in dirt."
Or, for people carrying their kids in the shopping basket, "Where'd you get them? [gesturing to the kid] Clearence aisle?"
Have done the potato one, and gotten laughs. Haven't been brave enough to try the other one yet.
Or, for people carrying their kids in the shopping basket, "Where'd you get them? [gesturing to the kid] Clearence aisle?"
Have done the potato one, and gotten laughs. Haven't been brave enough to try the other one yet.