Lord Long Rod
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- Jan 17, 2023
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While the Crack a barrel is I’ll put you into a carb coma, greasy Waffle House food will oil your colon down. Though, as between the two I would probably go for the Waffle House if there were only 2 choices.WAFFLE HOUSE!
There’s nothing like eating some greasy eggs and grits at 4:00 am then being hit with acute gastrointestinal trauma at 8:00 am while 20’ up in a deer stand. You are forced to make the unpleasant decision whether to climb down out of your tree to drop a watery, angry deuce in the bushes or to just let it rip from up in the tree. Then your colon takes over and makes the decision for you.
Eventually, I stopped eating anything before going hunting or fishing. Instead I just packed a lunch.