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Yes, No. 4 on the list allocates the Police, the NRA, and the Military to our side. The Left has been pretty clear that they don't like or appreciate any of them so that is only logical. Since the war protesters will go to their side, it does create a quandary of what they will then protest of course, but I'm sure they can figure out something. Then again, we'll have the problem of finding enough work for the police force once all those protest groups have departed, but that's a happy problem to solve.
Police will come back as soon as you guys cut their pensions and health insurance, and tell them they will no longer have a union to protect them.
They will stay, when they realize that they will get to keep a lot more of the money they earn and can pay each week for a pension plan on their own. One that they can manage the way they see fit.
B-b-but..
I live in the Pacific NW! Can we trade out Oregon for Massachusetts?
We can trade Portland, Chicago and Massachusetts for the rest of Oregon and Illinois. Hell, I'd even throw in Seattle.
That would be a fair deal, just as long as we build gigantic walls around the cities IMO
I'd want to keep the cockroaches out....
I've said this ever since the 2000 election. The nation as it currently is, is no longer governable. No matter who wins the presidency, the other side is going to resent them. So let's just go our separate ways and be done with it.
We don't actually need to split the country. We just need to take away the neocon nutjobs keyboards.
What we need to do is jail every progressive on charges of treason and conspiracy...
Hey your dear leader FDR threw Japanese and Italians in camps so I'm sure you will understand.
Exactly. If Republicans were around back then, they'd have been Tories.Anyone familiar with the history of the Constitution know that liberal ideas were used, ideas from Locke, Montesquieu, Rousseau and others. Those familiar with the history of the Constitution also know that liberals refused to vote for ratification of that document until they were promised a Bill of Rights would be added. The Constitution was one of the outcomes of the Age of Reason and Enlightenment. The framers while of different political pursuasions created a Constiution that that was quite liberal for that period, and since 1789 the Constitution and the nation has become even more liberal.
To review- Pub dupes/haters believe the dumbest things about Dems, are really quite ...no compromise "un-American" (TIME).... the Tea Party is the most deluded movement of the last 100 years...
We don't actually need to split the country. We just need to take away the neocon nutjobs keyboards.
What we need to do is jail every progressive on charges of treason and conspiracy...
Hey your dear leader FDR threw Japanese and Italians in camps so I'm sure you will understand.
every one of them Nick?....so far Nick your not helping the image of your new country...you are coming off looking just like the dictators you mentioned earlier....
We don't actually need to split the country. We just need to take away the neocon nutjobs keyboards.
What we need to do is jail every progressive on charges of treason and conspiracy...
Hey your dear leader FDR threw Japanese and Italians in camps so I'm sure you will understand.
The Japanese were unjustly imprisoned....the Italians deserved it
What we need to do is jail every progressive on charges of treason and conspiracy...
Hey your dear leader FDR threw Japanese and Italians in camps so I'm sure you will understand.
The Japanese were unjustly imprisoned....the Italians deserved it
why?.....im Italian and my Dad fought for 3 years in WW2....as well as all my Uncles....
We get all the farmers, so there will be food in ours.
Where will you go to cash your foodstamps?
No, you get an inedible GMO, pesticide-soaked commodity and your farmers are owned by Monsanto. And when your whole crop growing in dead soil fails, so will your economy. The real farmers would definitely be on the progressive side.
Who do you think is growing your food now dummy??? progressives???
I have news for you dumbass - 90% of the rural communities - especially in the midwest vote republican (or non-left)....
The strong majority of progressives live in large cities - the majority of conservatives grow your food....
You loudmouth hater/moron Rushbots don't even know what the Fairness Doctrine is- just means you'd hear the other side, not just the hater BS you get now...
I have a Masters in World History, and you know NOTHING, it appears. Worst party, and stupidest, most hateful voters in the modern WORLD...Pub dupes!! Change the channel, or eternaldamnation, haters. See sig last sentence. LOL
as you have been asked Frankie.....many a time....not to many people know Franco-American....Could you say that in English?
I didn't want you guys to think I was scared off by your false sense of self-righteousness.
Don't worry, I'm almost done...
Almost done with what? Make a fool of yourself?
If you have a strong first amendment, you don't need a second
Well when you set up Liberal Land, you can have whatever amendments you want in your Constitution.
And make it stick with NO opposition! *Wonderful*! Welcome to Utopia where Unicorns fly across Bright golden rainbows...and no one ever gets sick...all earn THE SAME...And are given all they ever wanted in life and didn't have to lift a finger but just want.
Well when you set up Liberal Land, you can have whatever amendments you want in your Constitution.
And make it stick with NO opposition! *Wonderful*! Welcome to Utopia where Unicorns fly across Bright golden rainbows...and no one ever gets sick...all earn THE SAME...And are given all they ever wanted in life and didn't have to lift a finger but just want.
It's funny, because it's always the conservative staunchly religious ones who start talking about ridiculous utopias with magical unrealistic creatures and happenings.
Yeah. Think on that Jesus Freaks.
Every time I see something like this I wonder how conservatives think they can stay free in a country of their own design where those in the ruling class are unencumbered by taxation, regulation and accountability and the freely exploited working class is on its own and works for practically nothing. No social mobility, no access to medical care, crappy bible based education and no way on earth to get a fair hearing of grievances.
(Disclaimer: This is an adaptation of a divorce agreement that has been circulating around the internet for awhile.)
To All My Dearest Beloved Liberal, Leftist, Social Progressive, Regressive, Marxist, and Liberation Theologist Friends:
Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound, it is time to divide up our common property and split the sheets so to speak. To wit I propose the following:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
WHEREAS, we have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids and for sake of future generations, but the whole of this latest election process has revealed that our relationship has clearly run its course, and
WHEREAS, our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all,
THEREFORE let's end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is the suggested model separation agreement:
1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass apportioned according to numerical representation. You can have California, Oregon, and Washington State. We'll take all the rest.
2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with all the wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens, unions, peaceniks, war protesters, and the OSW groups.
9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood
11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us or hit back when we are threatened or attacked.
14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
14. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Chevy Volt you can find.
15. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any doctors to deliver it. We'll continue to believe that healthcare is more affordable and more excellent in a free market system.
16. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic", "God Bless America", and "The National Anthem."
17. You get "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".
18. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
19. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.
Please sign and pass it on if you will agree to this equitable distribution of property, values, and practices.
In the spirit of friendly parting, we will arrange for a community picnic in about 10 years to compare notes and see how each other are doing.
Sincerely,
Your Conservative Friends
P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Jane Fonda with you.
P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country.
Every time I see something like this I wonder how conservatives think they can stay free in a country of their own design where those in the ruling class are unencumbered by taxation, regulation and accountability and the freely exploited working class is on its own and works for practically nothing. No social mobility, no access to medical care, crappy bible based education and no way on earth to get a fair hearing of grievances.
Every time i read something like this I wonder how anyone can say one thing and then contradict themselves in the next sentence.
Lower taxes increases social mobility. The Free market gives people access to medical care. And the principles of the Bible made this nation what it is today.
