Delta Airlines steps in to the political fray - Attacks Conservatives

Delta Offers Coulter Wing Seat on Any Plane

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>> “If we had known that you’d blow up our mentions and electronically harass and stalk another passenger over a matter of thirty dollars,” a letter to Coulter from the Delta executive board reads, “We wouldn’t have taken your money for the larger seat, and instead would have suggested you fly in a crate in the belly of the plane with the rest of the non-human passengers. But we want to try one more olive branch in an attempt to soothe your clearly delicate sensibilities.”

Delta will offer Coulter a free, irrevocable seat on the wing of any plane in their fleet.

“You’ll have all the room you need to stretch those extra long legs of yours,” Delta’s letter states, “and maybe you won’t get cramps before the Kentucky Derby or Preakness next time around! Sounds like a win-win situation for you, and our other passengers who book flights with us expecting to not have to deal with a braying mule for the duration of the flight.”


.... “We’d have thought that a big, bestselling author like you would have no problem springing for a First Class ticket,” the letter states, “but then again, if you’re this concerned over an extra thirty bucks, even when you’re offered a seat in the same row with the same amount of room, then maybe you’re not all that successful an author after all? It’s either that or you’re a cheap skate and an entitled succubus. <<

woz75
 
Delta Offers Coulter Wing Seat on Any Plane

Delta-Offers-Ann-Coulter-Free-Lifetime-Irrevocable-Seat-on-Plane%E2%80%99s-Wing-1024x575.jpg

>> “If we had known that you’d blow up our mentions and electronically harass and stalk another passenger over a matter of thirty dollars,” a letter to Coulter from the Delta executive board reads, “We wouldn’t have taken your money for the larger seat, and instead would have suggested you fly in a crate in the belly of the plane with the rest of the non-human passengers. But we want to try one more olive branch in an attempt to soothe your clearly delicate sensibilities.”

Delta will offer Coulter a free, irrevocable seat on the wing of any plane in their fleet.

“You’ll have all the room you need to stretch those extra long legs of yours,” Delta’s letter states, “and maybe you won’t get cramps before the Kentucky Derby or Preakness next time around! Sounds like a win-win situation for you, and our other passengers who book flights with us expecting to not have to deal with a braying mule for the duration of the flight.”


.... “We’d have thought that a big, bestselling author like you would have no problem springing for a First Class ticket,” the letter states, “but then again, if you’re this concerned over an extra thirty bucks, even when you’re offered a seat in the same row with the same amount of room, then maybe you’re not all that successful an author after all? It’s either that or you’re a cheap skate and an entitled succubus. <<

woz75
Fake news from the Left! Funny, but still fake.
 
Delta Offers Coulter Wing Seat on Any Plane

Delta-Offers-Ann-Coulter-Free-Lifetime-Irrevocable-Seat-on-Plane%E2%80%99s-Wing-1024x575.jpg

>> “If we had known that you’d blow up our mentions and electronically harass and stalk another passenger over a matter of thirty dollars,” a letter to Coulter from the Delta executive board reads, “We wouldn’t have taken your money for the larger seat, and instead would have suggested you fly in a crate in the belly of the plane with the rest of the non-human passengers. But we want to try one more olive branch in an attempt to soothe your clearly delicate sensibilities.”

Delta will offer Coulter a free, irrevocable seat on the wing of any plane in their fleet.

“You’ll have all the room you need to stretch those extra long legs of yours,” Delta’s letter states, “and maybe you won’t get cramps before the Kentucky Derby or Preakness next time around! Sounds like a win-win situation for you, and our other passengers who book flights with us expecting to not have to deal with a braying mule for the duration of the flight.”


.... “We’d have thought that a big, bestselling author like you would have no problem springing for a First Class ticket,” the letter states, “but then again, if you’re this concerned over an extra thirty bucks, even when you’re offered a seat in the same row with the same amount of room, then maybe you’re not all that successful an author after all? It’s either that or you’re a cheap skate and an entitled succubus. <<

woz75
Fake news from the Left! Funny, but still fake.


Actually we call it "satire". And it's from humorists.
 
Delta Offers Coulter Wing Seat on Any Plane

Delta-Offers-Ann-Coulter-Free-Lifetime-Irrevocable-Seat-on-Plane%E2%80%99s-Wing-1024x575.jpg

>> “If we had known that you’d blow up our mentions and electronically harass and stalk another passenger over a matter of thirty dollars,” a letter to Coulter from the Delta executive board reads, “We wouldn’t have taken your money for the larger seat, and instead would have suggested you fly in a crate in the belly of the plane with the rest of the non-human passengers. But we want to try one more olive branch in an attempt to soothe your clearly delicate sensibilities.”

Delta will offer Coulter a free, irrevocable seat on the wing of any plane in their fleet.

“You’ll have all the room you need to stretch those extra long legs of yours,” Delta’s letter states, “and maybe you won’t get cramps before the Kentucky Derby or Preakness next time around! Sounds like a win-win situation for you, and our other passengers who book flights with us expecting to not have to deal with a braying mule for the duration of the flight.”


.... “We’d have thought that a big, bestselling author like you would have no problem springing for a First Class ticket,” the letter states, “but then again, if you’re this concerned over an extra thirty bucks, even when you’re offered a seat in the same row with the same amount of room, then maybe you’re not all that successful an author after all? It’s either that or you’re a cheap skate and an entitled succubus. <<

woz75
Fake news from the Left! Funny, but still fake.


Actually we call it "satire". And it's from humorists.
Agreed....but when presented as real, it's fake. :)
 
Delta Offers Coulter Wing Seat on Any Plane

Delta-Offers-Ann-Coulter-Free-Lifetime-Irrevocable-Seat-on-Plane%E2%80%99s-Wing-1024x575.jpg

>> “If we had known that you’d blow up our mentions and electronically harass and stalk another passenger over a matter of thirty dollars,” a letter to Coulter from the Delta executive board reads, “We wouldn’t have taken your money for the larger seat, and instead would have suggested you fly in a crate in the belly of the plane with the rest of the non-human passengers. But we want to try one more olive branch in an attempt to soothe your clearly delicate sensibilities.”

Delta will offer Coulter a free, irrevocable seat on the wing of any plane in their fleet.

“You’ll have all the room you need to stretch those extra long legs of yours,” Delta’s letter states, “and maybe you won’t get cramps before the Kentucky Derby or Preakness next time around! Sounds like a win-win situation for you, and our other passengers who book flights with us expecting to not have to deal with a braying mule for the duration of the flight.”


.... “We’d have thought that a big, bestselling author like you would have no problem springing for a First Class ticket,” the letter states, “but then again, if you’re this concerned over an extra thirty bucks, even when you’re offered a seat in the same row with the same amount of room, then maybe you’re not all that successful an author after all? It’s either that or you’re a cheap skate and an entitled succubus. <<

woz75
Fake news from the Left! Funny, but still fake.


Actually we call it "satire". And it's from humorists.
Agreed....but when presented as real, it's fake. :)

You actually thought William Shatner in a 64-year-old episode of the Twilight Zone was "presented as real"?

Wanna buy a bridge? Cheap.
 
Delta Offers Coulter Wing Seat on Any Plane

Delta-Offers-Ann-Coulter-Free-Lifetime-Irrevocable-Seat-on-Plane%E2%80%99s-Wing-1024x575.jpg

>> “If we had known that you’d blow up our mentions and electronically harass and stalk another passenger over a matter of thirty dollars,” a letter to Coulter from the Delta executive board reads, “We wouldn’t have taken your money for the larger seat, and instead would have suggested you fly in a crate in the belly of the plane with the rest of the non-human passengers. But we want to try one more olive branch in an attempt to soothe your clearly delicate sensibilities.”

Delta will offer Coulter a free, irrevocable seat on the wing of any plane in their fleet.

“You’ll have all the room you need to stretch those extra long legs of yours,” Delta’s letter states, “and maybe you won’t get cramps before the Kentucky Derby or Preakness next time around! Sounds like a win-win situation for you, and our other passengers who book flights with us expecting to not have to deal with a braying mule for the duration of the flight.”


.... “We’d have thought that a big, bestselling author like you would have no problem springing for a First Class ticket,” the letter states, “but then again, if you’re this concerned over an extra thirty bucks, even when you’re offered a seat in the same row with the same amount of room, then maybe you’re not all that successful an author after all? It’s either that or you’re a cheap skate and an entitled succubus. <<

woz75
Fake news from the Left! Funny, but still fake.


Actually we call it "satire". And it's from humorists.
Agreed....but when presented as real, it's fake. :)

You actually thought William Shatner in a 64-year-old episode of the Twilight Zone was "presented as real"?

Wanna buy a bridge? Cheap.
Nope. Why are you getting your BVDs bunched up about the link being fake news?

Just so you know, there really is "fake news", like your link, but 99% of the stuff Trump calls "fake news" is just news he doesn't like meaning he's a full of shit as your conniption over me making fun of your link. :D
 
Delta Offers Coulter Wing Seat on Any Plane

Delta-Offers-Ann-Coulter-Free-Lifetime-Irrevocable-Seat-on-Plane%E2%80%99s-Wing-1024x575.jpg

>> “If we had known that you’d blow up our mentions and electronically harass and stalk another passenger over a matter of thirty dollars,” a letter to Coulter from the Delta executive board reads, “We wouldn’t have taken your money for the larger seat, and instead would have suggested you fly in a crate in the belly of the plane with the rest of the non-human passengers. But we want to try one more olive branch in an attempt to soothe your clearly delicate sensibilities.”

Delta will offer Coulter a free, irrevocable seat on the wing of any plane in their fleet.

“You’ll have all the room you need to stretch those extra long legs of yours,” Delta’s letter states, “and maybe you won’t get cramps before the Kentucky Derby or Preakness next time around! Sounds like a win-win situation for you, and our other passengers who book flights with us expecting to not have to deal with a braying mule for the duration of the flight.”


.... “We’d have thought that a big, bestselling author like you would have no problem springing for a First Class ticket,” the letter states, “but then again, if you’re this concerned over an extra thirty bucks, even when you’re offered a seat in the same row with the same amount of room, then maybe you’re not all that successful an author after all? It’s either that or you’re a cheap skate and an entitled succubus. <<

woz75
Fake news from the Left! Funny, but still fake.


Actually we call it "satire". And it's from humorists.
Agreed....but when presented as real, it's fake. :)

You actually thought William Shatner in a 64-year-old episode of the Twilight Zone was "presented as real"?

Wanna buy a bridge? Cheap.
Nope. Why are you getting your BVDs bunched up about the link being fake news?

Just so you know, there really is "fake news", like your link, but 99% of the stuff Trump calls "fake news" is just news he doesn't like meaning he's a full of shit as your conniption over me making fun of your link. :D

Actually I'm not wearing BVDs, or a conniption, and it's not "fake" or any other kind of "news". It's still humor. Really not all that complex.

Now about that bridge. I take PayPal.
 
Delta Offers Coulter Wing Seat on Any Plane

Delta-Offers-Ann-Coulter-Free-Lifetime-Irrevocable-Seat-on-Plane%E2%80%99s-Wing-1024x575.jpg

>> “If we had known that you’d blow up our mentions and electronically harass and stalk another passenger over a matter of thirty dollars,” a letter to Coulter from the Delta executive board reads, “We wouldn’t have taken your money for the larger seat, and instead would have suggested you fly in a crate in the belly of the plane with the rest of the non-human passengers. But we want to try one more olive branch in an attempt to soothe your clearly delicate sensibilities.”

Delta will offer Coulter a free, irrevocable seat on the wing of any plane in their fleet.

“You’ll have all the room you need to stretch those extra long legs of yours,” Delta’s letter states, “and maybe you won’t get cramps before the Kentucky Derby or Preakness next time around! Sounds like a win-win situation for you, and our other passengers who book flights with us expecting to not have to deal with a braying mule for the duration of the flight.”


.... “We’d have thought that a big, bestselling author like you would have no problem springing for a First Class ticket,” the letter states, “but then again, if you’re this concerned over an extra thirty bucks, even when you’re offered a seat in the same row with the same amount of room, then maybe you’re not all that successful an author after all? It’s either that or you’re a cheap skate and an entitled succubus. <<

woz75
Fake news from the Left! Funny, but still fake.


Actually we call it "satire". And it's from humorists.
Agreed....but when presented as real, it's fake. :)

You actually thought William Shatner in a 64-year-old episode of the Twilight Zone was "presented as real"?

Wanna buy a bridge? Cheap.
Nope. Why are you getting your BVDs bunched up about the link being fake news?

Just so you know, there really is "fake news", like your link, but 99% of the stuff Trump calls "fake news" is just news he doesn't like meaning he's a full of shit as your conniption over me making fun of your link. :D

There is a difference between fake news and a joke
 
Actually I'm not wearing BVDs, or a conniption, and it's not "fake" or any other kind of "news". It's still humor. Really not all that complex.

Now about that bridge. I take PayPal.
Go commando all you like, but disagreed about your conniption. ;)
 
So if you PREPAY extra for a desired RESERVED seat with extra leg room on Delta, to put in laymen's terms...

... THAT DON'T MEAN SHIT.

Prepaying and reserving to Delta doesn't mean you'll get that seat, ESPECIALLY if you're a well known conservative firebrand commentator.

They did it on purpose, plain and simple, because they hate her.

So --- to sum up --- Coulter was all set up for a specific seat, but when the time came, was manipulated out of that seat, allegedly because of her politics, in a setting that shouldn't be political?

That's interesting, because another guy had the same thing happen.
Merrick Garland.
 

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