Hagbard Celine
Senior Member
Most of your rightwing comrades, including yourself, frequently forget this fact when you cite the ever-spreading "vast left wing conspiracy" as the reason for why things don't go your way .Bonnie said:That's right!!! I guess liberals forget that quite a bit though. If the Democrats really wanted to make a difference they would stop the endless criticisms of Bush and actually bring something to the table.
Don't like the news? "It's those conspiring liberal, elitist journalists trying to undermine the president and sink America!"
Upset that a Republican policy is, God forbid, being debated in Congress? "It's the godless vast left-wing conspiracy seeking to undermine traditional American values and the president, who in my opinion should be canonized!"
Pissed-off about not being able to erect a crucifix on your courthouse lawn because Jews and Muslims in your community see it as unfair governmental religious preference? "It's the vast leftwing conspiracy attacking our religious freedoms!"
Disgusted with homos and lesbos because they have the audacity to say they "love" each other and want to get married? "The vast left wing conspiracy seeks to turn our kids queer, endorses pedophilia and is attempting to destroy society's very foundation!"
Hate that liberals find it necessary to fund social programs that give welfare to the poor? "Brown people and those born into extreme poverty are presented with the exact same chances to make something of themselves as I was! They have no excuse for being poor other than pure laziness!"
Think anybody who questions the need for war in Iraq is an un-American scumbag who wishes our troops were dead so that Muslims could take over the world? "It doesn't matter to me that the administration fudged the evidence for going to war and that over 20,000 innocent Iraqis have died as the result of our invasion, not to mention over 2000 US and "coalition" troops, and that the perpetrators of 9/11 are still at large and that there was no plan of action following the invasion and that efforts to train Iraqi forces so we can leave have been completely goofed, we're spreading delicious freedom to Iraq by fighting an insurgency we created when we took out their government! Anyone who doesn't like the war is an enemy of freedom!"
Think it's stupid that evil libs want to see tougher gun laws in order to curb the amount of gun-related deaths in the US every year, which is higher than any other first-world country on the planet? Nationmaster.com "It's those damn libs again! They're trying to restrict my second amendment rights! Charleton Heston is my homeboy! WhoooHoo!"
Can't understand why on Earth someone would want to question the credentials of someone nominated by the president to fill a lifetime position in which they would make decisions that would affect all Americans? "Those liberals are conspiring to drag the president and his nominee through the mud just for kicks! How dare they ask to know the nominee's positions on key issues before voting him in?"
If you answered "YES" to any of these, you might be a Republican. Here's your sign.