dumb animals thread

[strollingbones]

i go out to the mailbox..this is what greets me...

i scored some girl scout cookies:

yes i am aware i have two large dogs and dogs like trash:

see the bungee cord:

when the trash is done properly here is what the bungee cord should be doing:

o hell yea they are the culprits.....they are trying to blame it on the cats:

guilty party 1:

jake, the husbands dog

guilty party 2:

thor, my dog...

 

[Mini 14]

Which one's breath smells like thin mints?

 

[Douger]

portland imc - 2003.06.07 - Military Men Are Dumb, Stupid Animals

 

[Big Black Dog]

Don't let the cats off that easy... Cats are sneaky. Very, very sneaky. They also lie.

 

[strollingbones]

oooo they just smell like wet dogs...did i mention it is pouring rain here....and cold

 

[Big Black Dog]

oooo they just smell like wet dogs...did i mention it is pouring rain here....and cold

Have the Dogwood trees started to blossom out yet?

 

[strollingbones]

no not yet...i was looking at the trees while i walked to the mail box...got some red buds on the maples and oaks but that is it

 

[Mini 14]

For the record, I got in a flame war with Thor last night over Sara Palin in the Romper Room, so I think he has an airtight alibi.

I agree that it was probably the cats.

 

[Valerie]

Which one's breath smells like thin mints?

Bones, glad to see you finally found yourself some girl scout cookies!

 

[syrenn]

lol...bad dogs! Blame the girl scouts...its their fault the cookie boxes are so irresistible smelling.

 

[Claudette]

You got it good. Just a little garbage to pick up.

My pup ate my couch.

 

[strollingbones]

hmmm i try not to show the furniture lol between the dogs and the cats....its rough

 

[strollingbones]

o thor looks all big and dumb there..but hes a 100 lb killing machine....(you believe this right?)

 

[xsited1]

Looks like you've got a coon problem.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

Looks like you've got a coon problem.

Racist sumbitch....

 

[SFC Ollie]

You got it good. Just a little garbage to pick up.

My pup ate my couch.

That's funny. Many years ago I remember SSg Stevens got a phone call from his wife, (we were at Brigade Hqs in Germany) as he hung up the phone he looked sort of dumbfounded or dazed. So I asked him what was wrong. He Said "My wife wants me to stop on the way home and buy a new bed the dog ate ours." They had a 6 month old Great Dane who had literally chewed through the 8 inch side board of the bed.

 

[Douger]

portland imc - 2003.06.07 - Military Men Are Dumb, Stupid Animals

Bump for Runny, Retarded Army. Gay,etc...the ones with the flags.

You protect assholes like this. WHY ?
You ARE "stupid animals"....the ones that should be taking these fuckers out.
The response ? "Doing my job, sir".
Fuckin' punks.
EDIT. OH SHIT !!!
I forgot Howdy Fuckin Doo-Doo.
Sorry Lolly !

 

[Momanohedhunter]

There is a third possibility. Raccoons trying to incite unrest between cats and bogs to draw the humans attention from them so they can have all of the girl scout cookies.