Finally! First Gay Marriage In Florida!

[Howey]

jimbowie is a defrocked pastor, so we are going to here a bunch of nonsense about gay marriage in FL

Most likely due to "inappropriate relations".

 

[Syriusly]

I'm sure the lawyers are jumping up and down.

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

The depravity of it all.

First step down that road- ending slavery.

Then there was giving women the right to vote.

Then there was allowing women to legally use contraceptives.

Then there was getting the government out of our bedrooms.

Naturally that road of depravity and degredation led to marriage equality.

Oh the horrors.

 

[Syriusly]

Of course God loves Gays. We have been admonished not to judge them. We have also been warned not to engage in such sin. Not to accept that sin as virtue.

Jesus said that remarrying after divorce was adultery- and therefore a sin.

Have you been as opposed to remarriage after divorce- not accepting that sin as a virtue- as you oppose homosexuality?

 

[Syriusly]

I'm sure the lawyers are jumping up and down.

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Better lay off the bacon.

“And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcasse.” -Deuteronomy 14:8

Watch what you wear too...

You shall not wear a garment of different sorts, such as wool and linen mixed together. (Deuteronomy 22:11)

While you're at it, remember...

Don't do any of the following either....

Shaving – Leviticus 19:27,

Cursing – Ephesians 5:4,

Gossip – Leviticus 19:16,

Football on Saturdays – Exodus 20:8,

Eating Lobster – Leviticus 11:10,

Cotton Polyester Blends – Leviticus 19:19,

Associating with women who are on their period – Leviticus 15-19″

Fine to know but all that shit ain't gonna get you punished like packin' fudge will. Fail.

Tell me how according to the bible that homosexuality is any worse than adultery.

 

[Statistikhengst]

I'm sure the lawyers are jumping up and down.

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

The depravity of it all.

First step down that road- ending slavery.

Then there was giving women the right to vote.

Then there was allowing women to legally use contraceptives.

Then there was getting the government out of our bedrooms.

Naturally that road of depravity and degredation led to marriage equality.

Oh the horrors.

What's next? Mission to Mars?!?!?

Quick, cover the childrens' eyes!

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

"Finally! First Gay Marriage In Florida!"

This is significant.

Florida is a large, influential, and diverse state of 20 million people; the third most populous state in the Union, surpassing New York. As of January 6th 70 percent of all Americans will live in states that obey the 14th Amendment's requirement that same-sex couples be afforded equal protection of the law.

 

[Statistikhengst]

I'm sure the lawyers are jumping up and down.

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Better lay off the bacon.

“And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcasse.” -Deuteronomy 14:8

Watch what you wear too...

You shall not wear a garment of different sorts, such as wool and linen mixed together. (Deuteronomy 22:11)

While you're at it, remember...

Don't do any of the following either....

Shaving – Leviticus 19:27,

Cursing – Ephesians 5:4,

Gossip – Leviticus 19:16,

Football on Saturdays – Exodus 20:8,

Eating Lobster – Leviticus 11:10,

Cotton Polyester Blends – Leviticus 19:19,

Associating with women who are on their period – Leviticus 15-19″

Fine to know but all that shit ain't gonna get you punished like packin' fudge will. Fail.

Tell me how according to the bible that homosexuality is any worse than adultery.

That could be a great topic to teach the ignorant.

The word "homosexuality" is an invention of the 19th century.

The word "homosexuality" therefore does not occur in the Torah at all, also not in the NT.

There are two verses in the Torah that condemn homosexual acts, but not the state of being homosexual. There is a huge difference, but I doubt that haters will notice it. The same haters who say that the OT is non-binding because of the new covenant blood of Christ yadayadyada and then bitterly cling to these two verses as if they are the only commandments. Actually, there are 613 commandments for Jews, not just these two lonely little verses.

Christians who cherry pick the OT and don't even have a clue what the original Hebrew or Aramaic says always make me chuckle some.... they really are quite entertaining.

 

[Statistikhengst]

"Finally! First Gay Marriage In Florida!"

This is significant.

Florida is a large, influential, and diverse state of 20 million people; the third most populous state in the Union, surpassing New York. As of January 6th 70 percent of all Americans will live in states that obey the 14th Amendment's requirement that same-sex couples be afforded equal protection of the law.

And this also has electoral implications. The more that Righties hate on gays, the less likely they are to win states that support gay marriage when it comes to prez elections.

 

[Sunni Man]

Time to buy stock in KY and Preparation H .....

 

[Statistikhengst]

Time to buy stock in KY and Preparation H .....

Enjoy giving yourself that nice, deep massage, Hadith-boy.

 

[guno]

I'm sure the lawyers are jumping up and down.

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

so that's the law of the land?

 

[Hossfly]

I'm sure the lawyers are jumping up and down.

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

so that's the law of the land?

I suppose it is. I don't practice that shit.

 

[Statistikhengst]

I'm sure the lawyers are jumping up and down.

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

so that's the law of the land?

I suppose it is. I don't practice that shit.

Uhm, no.

It is not the law of the land.

It is one of 613 Mitzvoteem in the Tanakh.

 

[Hossfly]

I'm sure the lawyers are jumping up and down.

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Better lay off the bacon.

“And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcasse.” -Deuteronomy 14:8

Watch what you wear too...

You shall not wear a garment of different sorts, such as wool and linen mixed together. (Deuteronomy 22:11)

While you're at it, remember...

Don't do any of the following either....

Shaving – Leviticus 19:27,

Cursing – Ephesians 5:4,

Gossip – Leviticus 19:16,

Football on Saturdays – Exodus 20:8,

Eating Lobster – Leviticus 11:10,

Cotton Polyester Blends – Leviticus 19:19,

Associating with women who are on their period – Leviticus 15-19″

Fine to know but all that shit ain't gonna get you punished like packin' fudge will. Fail.

Tell me how according to the bible that homosexuality is any worse than adultery.

Having practiced neither I wouldn't know.

 

[Hossfly]

I'm sure the lawyers are jumping up and down.

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

so that's the law of the land?

I suppose it is. I don't practice that shit.

Uhm, no.

It is not the law of the land.

It is one of 613 Mitzvoteem in the Tanakh.

I'm a law abiding citizen, Stats.

 

[Statistikhengst]

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

so that's the law of the land?

I suppose it is. I don't practice that shit.

Uhm, no.

It is not the law of the land.

It is one of 613 Mitzvoteem in the Tanakh.

I'm a law abiding citizen, Stats.

Zaht ist Vunderfull!

 

[guno]

 

[Syriusly]

The lawyers are looking forward to the divorces.

Once a nation starts down the road of depravity and degredation it doesn't stop until the end. We won't either.

Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Better lay off the bacon.

“And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcasse.” -Deuteronomy 14:8

Watch what you wear too...

You shall not wear a garment of different sorts, such as wool and linen mixed together. (Deuteronomy 22:11)

While you're at it, remember...

Don't do any of the following either....

Shaving – Leviticus 19:27,

Cursing – Ephesians 5:4,

Gossip – Leviticus 19:16,

Football on Saturdays – Exodus 20:8,

Eating Lobster – Leviticus 11:10,

Cotton Polyester Blends – Leviticus 19:19,

Associating with women who are on their period – Leviticus 15-19″

Fine to know but all that shit ain't gonna get you punished like packin' fudge will. Fail.

Tell me how according to the bible that homosexuality is any worse than adultery.

Having practiced neither I wouldn't know.

Well maybe its time you practiced reading the Bible then.

 

[Hossfly]

Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Better lay off the bacon.

“And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcasse.” -Deuteronomy 14:8

Watch what you wear too...

You shall not wear a garment of different sorts, such as wool and linen mixed together. (Deuteronomy 22:11)

While you're at it, remember...

Don't do any of the following either....

Shaving – Leviticus 19:27,

Cursing – Ephesians 5:4,

Gossip – Leviticus 19:16,

Football on Saturdays – Exodus 20:8,

Eating Lobster – Leviticus 11:10,

Cotton Polyester Blends – Leviticus 19:19,

Associating with women who are on their period – Leviticus 15-19″

Fine to know but all that shit ain't gonna get you punished like packin' fudge will. Fail.

Tell me how according to the bible that homosexuality is any worse than adultery.

Having practiced neither I wouldn't know.

Well maybe its time you practiced reading the Bible then.

Well then, just what what does the Bible say that you think I missed.?

 

[bodecea]

I've seen that before....it's awesome!