Gilligans Island -- I have questions!!

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I have QUESTIONS!!!!

1. Why couldn't they be found? Don't boats and ships have beacons on them or location devices?
2. WHY were two millionaires on a private "for hire" tour boat instead of their own yacht??
3. Why did two millionaires bring several trunks of clothes for a 3 hour tour???
4. Why was a movie star wearing a sequined gown on a boat tour?
5. Why weren't all the smoke from the fires they made for heat and cooking ever seen by fishermen, cruise ships, or naval vessels?
6. If they were close enough to get a clear radio signal on that small transistor radio, SOMEBODY HAD to have seen them from one of the other islands or flying over, or crusing by.
7. How did their clothes stay so fresh and new?
8. Where did all the other clothes they wore come from?
9. WHY would a professor bring his LAB EQUIPMENT on a 3 hour cruise?
10. WHY was Maryanne SO FREEKING ADORABLE????

 

[White 6]

I have QUESTIONS!!!!

1. Why couldn't they be found? Don't boats and ships have beacons on them or location devices?
2. WHY were two millionaires on a private "for hire" tour boat instead of their own yacht??
3. Why did two millionaires bring several trunks of clothes for a 3 hour tour???
4. Why was a movie star wearing a sequined gown on a boat tour?
5. Why weren't all the smoke from the fires they made for heat and cooking ever seen by fishermen, cruise ships, or naval vessels?
6. If they were close enough to get a clear radio signal on that small transistor radio, SOMEBODY HAD to have seen them from one of the other islands or flying over, or crusing by.
7. How did their clothes stay so fresh and new?
8. Where did all the other clothes they wore come from?
9. WHY would a professor bring his LAB EQUIPMENT on a 3 hour cruise?
10. WHY was Maryanne SO FREEKING ADORABLE????

Ah, a true deep thinker. These are indeed the questions driving the search for knowledge of mankind and this board or should be.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

i only watched the show because of ginger, so i never considered any of those

it would be great to have one guy plus maryann and ginger only on the island

 

[Dogmaphobe]

How did Maryanne avoid getting pregnant?

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

How did Maryanne avoid getting pregnant?

what did they use for tampons?

 

[Dogmaphobe]

what did they use for tampons?

I always assumed Gilligan, but I can't say for sure.

 

[Thunk]

1. Why couldn't they be found? Don't boats and ships have beacons on them or location devices?
2. WHY were two millionaires on a private "for hire" tour boat instead of their own yacht??
3. Why did two millionaires bring several trunks of clothes for a 3 hour tour???

1 - The weather started getting ruff...the tiny ship was tossed.

2 & 3 - They were BILLIONAIRES. Billionaires can do whatever the fuck they want.

 

[Thunk]

5. Why weren't all the smoke from the fires they made for heat and cooking ever seen by fishermen, cruise ships, or naval vessels?
6. If they were close enough to get a clear radio signal on that small transistor radio, SOMEBODY HAD to have seen them from one of the other islands or flying over, or crusing by.

Lots of people saw them. The russians in the space capsule. the mad scientist who switched their bodies, the robot. walter the homing pigeon...And the ghost.

And lest we forget...Bingo, Bango, Bongo and Irving

 

[1srelluc]

Mary Ann or Ginger?

That is the only Gilligan's Island question that matters.....

It ranks right up there with Chili - Beans or no Beans?

 

[Thunk]

7. How did their clothes stay so fresh and new?
8. Where did all the other clothes they wore come from?

7 - The robot washed them after gilligan went bald.

8 - Lovey.

 

[Thunk]

9. WHY would a professor bring his LAB EQUIPMENT on a 3 hour cruise?
10. WHY was Maryanne SO FREEKING ADORABLE????

9 - Actor russel johnson was actually a WW2 hero (fighter pilot)...he was always prepared for anything.

10 - Because when ever she ran out of the hut at night she had no pants on.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I have QUESTIONS!!!!

1. Why couldn't they be found? Don't boats and ships have beacons on them or location devices?
2. WHY were two millionaires on a private "for hire" tour boat instead of their own yacht??
3. Why did two millionaires bring several trunks of clothes for a 3 hour tour???
4. Why was a movie star wearing a sequined gown on a boat tour?
5. Why weren't all the smoke from the fires they made for heat and cooking ever seen by fishermen, cruise ships, or naval vessels?
6. If they were close enough to get a clear radio signal on that small transistor radio, SOMEBODY HAD to have seen them from one of the other islands or flying over, or crusing by.
7. How did their clothes stay so fresh and new?
8. Where did all the other clothes they wore come from?
9. WHY would a professor bring his LAB EQUIPMENT on a 3 hour cruise?
10. WHY was Maryanne SO FREEKING ADORABLE????

Why didn’t the Flintstones hurt their feet when they hit the brakes?

 

[Thunk]

Mary Ann or Ginger?

Lovey

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

And how far could they have possibly gone on a three hour tour?
I mean yeah the weather may have sent them off course but they couldnt have gone that far.

 

[Thunk]

Why didn’t the Flintstones hurt their feet when they hit the brakes?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

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Calluses very thick calluses......

 

[Thunk]

I mean yeah the weather may have sent them off course but they couldnt have gone that far.

Didn't you ever see the first episode? They called off the search and assumed they went down with all hands on board.

They also said "The skipper jonas grumby...and the professor roy hinkley" on the radio.

 

[Thunk]

You steam glawsses

 

[BackAgain]

I have QUESTIONS!!!!

1. Why couldn't they be found? Don't boats and ships have beacons on them or location devices?
2. WHY were two millionaires on a private "for hire" tour boat instead of their own yacht??
3. Why did two millionaires bring several trunks of clothes for a 3 hour tour???
4. Why was a movie star wearing a sequined gown on a boat tour?
5. Why weren't all the smoke from the fires they made for heat and cooking ever seen by fishermen, cruise ships, or naval vessels?
6. If they were close enough to get a clear radio signal on that small transistor radio, SOMEBODY HAD to have seen them from one of the other islands or flying over, or crusing by.
7. How did their clothes stay so fresh and new?
8. Where did all the other clothes they wore come from?
9. WHY would a professor bring his LAB EQUIPMENT on a 3 hour cruise?
10. WHY was Maryanne SO FREEKING ADORABLE????

I was almost shnookered by your OP. Then, all of a sudden, I cracked a smile.

For a second there I thought you were serious.

Everyone knows the story about how Gilligan’s Island saved the human race.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Didn't you ever see the first episode? They called off the search and assumed they went down with all hands on board.

They also said "The skipper jonas grumby...and the professor roy hinkley" on the radio.

Yeah but that island had to have a lot of boat traffic around it.
Hell,people go to the Bahamas from Florida all the time. And as nice as that Island is it would have all kinds of visitors.