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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A jubilant President Barack Obama said that tonight’s Republican forum was “the best debate ever,” calling it “the first good news I’ve had since I nailed bin Laden.”
Mr. Obama watched the debate surrounded by advisors in the White House Situation Room, where the mood was said to be tense “up until the first time Rick Perry opened his mouth.”
The actual debate was pretty funny too.
Can a pay phone send out an instant alert to warn kids and parents of potential threats on school campuses?
Can you track a pay phones GPS chip to see where you missing child is?
Thought you hated the federal government.
Ron Paul is an idea guy. He belongs in Congress or as a Vice President. Romney is a loberal in conservative dress, screw him. Perry will get a pass until the next debate, where he'll have to bring his A game.
Alot of us were glad for payphones at 9/11 and during the east coast black out.
Cell phones were useless.
Horseshit--that's about the dumbest thing I have seen you post.
Verizon had most of it's telecommunications at the WTC.
Along with Giuliani's mega-million dollar police command center. Which was a complete clusterfuck from the getgo..because it was almost in the same area as the other command center at 1 police plaza.
The idea of having ANOTHER command center is to have a place to go when disaster strikes.
The September 11, 2001 attacks destroyed the small telephone exchange inside the World Trade Center that served the Center, and damaged the company's largest exchange building, the Verizon Building at 140 West Street, across Vesey Street. The destruction included cables under Vesey Street as well as inside plant damaged when I-beams and steel from the towers ran through the building. Service was disrupted to approximately 300,000 business and consumer voice circuits, 3,600,000 data circuits (including the New York Stock Exchange), and 10 cell towers.
Evan McMorris-Santoro-September 7, 2011, 9:26 PM
The big Politico/MSNBC debate Wednesday was not a good night for death penalty opponents. Texas Gov. Rick Perry who has overseen more executions than any other governor during his three terms in office stood firmly behind his states vision of justice.
And the crowd was with him.
Can you track a pay phones GPS chip to see where you missing child is?
Thought you hated the federal government.
What does the Federal government have to do with having a private company GPS your childs phone?
i'm hoping that's a permanent fixture because otherwise that was weird
My second guess was that it's an aircraft hangar and they needed to make room for the seats.
It is a retired Air Force One.
Can a pay phone send out an instant alert to warn kids and parents of potential threats on school campuses?
Can you track a pay phones GPS chip to see where you missing child is?
Thought you hated the federal government.
Horseshit--that's about the dumbest thing I have seen you post.
Verizon had most of it's telecommunications at the WTC.
Along with Giuliani's mega-million dollar police command center. Which was a complete clusterfuck from the getgo..because it was almost in the same area as the other command center at 1 police plaza.
The idea of having ANOTHER command center is to have a place to go when disaster strikes.
which included the landlines...
New York Telephone - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The September 11, 2001 attacks destroyed the small telephone exchange inside the World Trade Center that served the Center, and damaged the company's largest exchange building, the Verizon Building at 140 West Street, across Vesey Street. The destruction included cables under Vesey Street as well as inside plant damaged when I-beams and steel from the towers ran through the building. Service was disrupted to approximately 300,000 business and consumer voice circuits, 3,600,000 data circuits (including the New York Stock Exchange), and 10 cell towers.
Thought you hated the federal government.
What does the Federal government have to do with having a private company GPS your childs phone?
What exactly do you think GPS's use to track anything?
...something you kiss ass liberals aren't capable of doing to one-another-and...blah blah
Can you track a pay phones GPS chip to see where you missing child is?
Thought you hated the federal government.
I thought you were smart enough to understand the difference between wanting a smaller, more effective and cost efficient federal government, and hatred.
I guess not. I won't overestimate your intelligence again.
It was the GREATEST DEBATE I have seen in my 58 years--it was a major slug-fest--something you kiss ass liberals aren't capable of doing to one-another-and btw is exactly why we have the MOST INCOMPETENT President ever running this country--because YOU FREAKING sissy's are afraid of being called racists. And that's exactly why you kicked Hillary Clinton to the curb too--you were scared to death that the Democrat Party may be referred to as racist.
Oh yea, I forgot the part about Huntsman saying that Conservatives cannot run from 95% of the scientific comunnity, talking about evolution and climate change!!!
What does the Federal government have to do with having a private company GPS your childs phone?
What exactly do you think GPS's use to track anything?
Not the Federal government.
Verizon had most of it's telecommunications at the WTC.
Along with Giuliani's mega-million dollar police command center. Which was a complete clusterfuck from the getgo..because it was almost in the same area as the other command center at 1 police plaza.
The idea of having ANOTHER command center is to have a place to go when disaster strikes.
which included the landlines...
New York Telephone - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The September 11, 2001 attacks destroyed the small telephone exchange inside the World Trade Center that served the Center, and damaged the company's largest exchange building, the Verizon Building at 140 West Street, across Vesey Street. The destruction included cables under Vesey Street as well as inside plant damaged when I-beams and steel from the towers ran through the building. Service was disrupted to approximately 300,000 business and consumer voice circuits, 3,600,000 data circuits (including the New York Stock Exchange), and 10 cell towers.
Initially..they were down. But they were back up in half an hour. The cell phones didn't come back for quite some time.
I was in the operations room at the NYSE when that happened.
Can you track a pay phones GPS chip to see where you missing child is?
Thought you hated the federal government.
I thought you were smart enough to understand the difference between wanting a smaller, more effective and cost efficient federal government, and hatred.
I guess not. I won't overestimate your intelligence again.
