Happy World Toilet Day

[Coyote]

No Crap.

NOT to be confused with January 27th, Thomas Crapper Day (said to be the inventor of the flush toilet)

On the serious side...according to the World Toilet Summit, over 2.6 billion people in other countries across the globe do not have basic sanitation (which can cause widespread diesease and death).

On the light side....before you rush to flush and clean out the crapper in honor of this day, don't forget to support the economy in the guise of the greeting card industry and buy your "Happy Toilet Day" card today.

 

[del]

it's a national holiday in japan.

 

[Coyote]

That's a high tech crapper alright....

I prefer something a bit more simple yet flashy....and ergonomic.

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Coyote]

Whoa...now that hurts the eyes....uh......where'd you find that?

 

[Phoenix]

Whoa...now that hurts the eyes....uh......where'd you find that?

It's MountainMan's. He's rich, you know.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I like those kind of seats that have a gap in the front of them that looks like a big horseshoe. They don't fall down and hit you on the back of the neck when you're puking in the throne from drinking too much.

 

[Coyote]

Whoa...now that hurts the eyes....uh......where'd you find that?

It's MountainMan's. He's rich, you know.

You sure?



I think he's pulling yer leg Eve....yanking the proverbial toilet chain so to speak.....

 

[Coyote]

I like those kind of seats that have a gap in the front of them that looks like a big horseshoe. They don't fall down and hit you on the back of the neck when you're puking in the throne from drinking too much.

Ah....performing your ritual ablulations to the Gods of beer and barf?

I highly recommend one of those lightweight foam padded jobs

 

[Ringel05]

Mine was just installed yesterday, sure beats the old one.

Old one:

You don't want to know what the items around the hole are for. You really don't want to know......

 

[Coyote]

Well...you know, I must say there is something satisyingly primative yet....uh....elegant about a simple hole

 

[uscitizen]

Looks like a Chinese toilet.

 

[Phoenix]

Well...you know, I must say there is something satisyingly primative yet....uh....elegant about a simple hole

And you don't have to clean it so much either.

 

[Phoenix]

You sure?



I think he's pulling yer leg Eve....yanking the proverbial toilet chain so to speak.....

Nah - he'd never lie to me about something as important as a toilet. Silly Coyote.

 

[Coyote]

You sure?



I think he's pulling yer leg Eve....yanking the proverbial toilet chain so to speak.....

Nah - he'd never lie to me about something as important as a toilet. Silly Coyote.

He lied about the beer....what could more important than that?

 

[rightwinger]

The toilet has made this country what it is today

 

[Coyote]

Looks like a Chinese toilet.

A zen toilet?

 

[Coyote]

The toilet has made this country what it is today

You mean.....full of crap?

 

[Phoenix]

He lied about the beer....what could more important than that?

The chocolate.

And the kumquat.

 

[masquerade]

I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards baby!