Zander
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- Sep 10, 2009
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European Parliament member Janusz Korwin Mikke’s latest great joke! He has been fined for hate speech and barred from representing the EU , even though he was elected.
A Somali immgrant has arrived in Berlin. He stops the first person he sees and says:
“Thank you German! You have given me a home, money, food, free health care, education and I pay no taxes!”
The person says: “But I’m not German…I’m from Afghanistan…”
The Somali stops another person and says: “Thank you German! You have saved me!”
“Sorry, sir, I am from Iraq…”
The Somali goes up to someone else and starts his thanksgiving…
“Sorry -I’m Pakistani”
Finally, the Somali goes up to a woman and says:
“Sorry, but …maybe you are German?”
“No – I am from India.”
“Oh come on!” says the Somali, “where are the Germans?”
The Indian woman looks at her watch:
“Oh – they are all at work at this hour.”
“Thank you German! You have given me a home, money, food, free health care, education and I pay no taxes!”
The person says: “But I’m not German…I’m from Afghanistan…”
The Somali stops another person and says: “Thank you German! You have saved me!”
“Sorry, sir, I am from Iraq…”
The Somali goes up to someone else and starts his thanksgiving…
“Sorry -I’m Pakistani”
Finally, the Somali goes up to a woman and says:
“Sorry, but …maybe you are German?”
“No – I am from India.”
“Oh come on!” says the Somali, “where are the Germans?”
The Indian woman looks at her watch:
“Oh – they are all at work at this hour.”