Ibentoken
Don't Tread on Me
Oh, yeah. That's right. Jesus didn't use the government. He used MAGIC!No, dingleberry. America kicked God out of the Constitution. It's the very first sentence of the very First Amendment. Pray to your sad little imaginary friend in the sky for comfort in the big crazy world. Go ahead. But you won't force me to obey your imaginary friend in court. It's that simple.
Jesus was a leftist because Jesus grew pot, wouldn't tolerate any shit from bankers, didn't have a problem with gay people, and he believed in universal free healthcare for everyone, regardless of race, gender or whatever. Again, it's that simple.
Jesus never used government to heal or feed anyone. Being God, he is the source of life, not a government bureaucrat. Idiot.
Jesus said, "Poof!" and there was free food for everyone. MAGIC SOCIALISM!
But in reality, he used weed to help heal the sick. Cannabis soaked in wine was a common remedy throughout the Roman empire.
You're a moron.