How to get your 15 minutes of fame.

[MarathonMike]

Put a towel on your head and go for a run. Have your buddies jump you and fake like they are beating you up and have someone record it. Voila! You are the victim of a hate crime. After your bogus video goes viral, CNN will have you on as a prime time guest.

 

[anotherlife]

In other countries you would have to do this butt naked to get that, and you would be disqualified if you were obese.

 

[blastoff]

Put a towel on your head and go for a run. Have your buddies jump you and fake like they are beating you up and have someone record it. Voila! You are the victim of a hate crime. After your bogus video goes viral, CNN will have you on as a prime time guest.

You forgot the part about having your buddies sporting Trump t-shirts, hats, buttons, etc.