how to react if approached by a bear?

[Zebra]

or a wolf?

 

[deannalw]

I'd react with a 12 gauge

 

[martybegan]

 

[TNHarley]

It depends on what kind of bear it is. A grizzly you play dead and a black bear, you try to look as big as you can and start screaming. Polar bear? R.I.P. lol

 

[sealybobo]

or a wolf?

Pull out your gun and give one warning shot. If the bear keeps coming, start shooting.

If you don't have a gun grab a long stick. You can keep the bear at bay by poking at it's nose. Like a Lion tamer.

The problem with wolves is there may be more than 1 and a stick ain't gonna save you.

 

[sealybobo]

I agree with 1 and 2. The rest is bullshit. Here is the steps.

1. Wait for the bear to make a move
2. Duck in and Shoot
3. Suck it's dick

LOL

 

[deannalw]

Mcgregor could beat him!

 

[deannalw]

Pull out your gun and give one warning shot. If the bear keeps coming, start shooting.

If you don't have a gun grab a long stick. You can keep the bear at bay by poking at it's nose. Like a Lion tamer.

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The problem with wolves is there may be more than 1 and a stick ain't gonna save you.

Ain't gonna save you from a bear either..

Maybe you could take out a restraining order on it.

 

[rightwinger]

There are two people in a woods and they run into a bear. The first person gets down on his knees to pray; the second person starts lacing up his sneakers. The first person asks the second person, “My dear friend, what are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear.” To which the second person responds, “I don’t have to. I only have to outrun you.”

 

[Votto]

It depends on what kind of bear it is. A grizzly you play dead and a black bear, you try to look as big as you can and start screaming. Polar bear? R.I.P. lol

What if it's Yogi the Bear?

 

[Zincwarrior]

Get the wife. She's from Chicago. She loves Da Bears.

 

[TNHarley]

What if it's Yogi the Bear?

Guard your lunch

 

[jotathought]

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I don't encounter too many bears unless I am visiting San Francisco.

I have frequent encounters with Coyotes, though.

 

[Votto]

Guard your lunch

Why are all bears such food sluts?

And was I a bear in a former life?

 

[Road Runner]

Oh my gosh I thought that that bear was real at first.

Why are all bears such food sluts?

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And was I a bear in a former life?

I'm not sure but I think that Pooh Bear is adorable.


Also to answer the question I probably would just use my loose sleeve notebook.

 

[rightwinger]

 

[sealybobo]

Ain't gonna save you from a bear either..

Maybe you could take out a restraining order on it.

What's not going to save me from a bear? I've seen guys keep aggressive bear at bay with a 3 foot stick. Just make sure the stick stays between you and the bear as it's stalking you.

They say my 45 isn't strong enough. I find that hard to believe. So I make sure I have my hollow points in when I go up north. The regular bullets might not be enough.

 

[toobfreak]

how to react if approached by a bear? or a wolf?​

I listen to EF Hutton:
I pull out my Weatherby .378 Magnum and blow their fucking asses away!
I know this may seem a bit of overkill, but when in doubt, you don't just want an eventual kill, you want STOPPING power.

 

[Rambunctious]