I am really drunk

[Synthaholic]

Don’t need a damn friend

Only a hooker


I have never dated in my life ,just prefer to pay for an hour and move on. That is what I like


Love sleeping alone and eating alone

MF am I drunk

Just go see Penn & Teller. They're right down the street.

 

[Quasar44]

I want to know what love is ??
I need you to show me ??
I want to feel what love is
Why don’t you show me

I am going to drive home and passs out

 

[odanny]

I want to know what love is ??
I need you to show me ??
I want to feel what love is
Why don’t you show me

I am going to drive home and passs out

You better call a cab dude.

 

[fncceo]

Just need my 1 hr every month

What do you do with the other 57 minutes?

 

[boedicca]

F a girlfriend and all that stupid crap

Just need my 1 hr every month
MF shiit much cheaper

Last bitch I let put a unloaded gun to my head and we did it

It’s what i like

You Da Man!

 

[Quasar44]

fncceo
I think I really sick in the head

I am off to himeee base

9 drinks is too much

 

[Quasar44]

I made it home , Thank god
Tune to sonar up

 

[Opie]

Don’t need a damn friend

Only a hooker


I have never dated in my life ,just prefer to pay for an hour and move on. That is what I like


Love sleeping alone and eating alone

MF am I drunk

Oh man he is not just drunk he is buy illegal sexual favors drunk… That’s my type of level. ‘Merica

 

[Opie]

I made it home , Thank god
Tune to sonar up

Don’t worry about tuning your Sonar until the morning bud, let that stuff wear off

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Nothing like drunk posting...lol!!

 

[Quasar44]

Kind of f hard to find a GF that will put a gun to your head and call you. A bitch azzz. MF

Then do if
I think that circumcision f me up

 

[Quasar44]

I get all of yoozeee for mocking me

 

[Esdraelon]

I betterrrr stop posting

SKIP TO 2:20...

 

[Quasar44]

I am a gooood guy
I am smartt and hav goood brains

I don’t know why I only managed to own a crappy azz franchise

I got to throww ippp

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Don’t need a damn friend

Only a hooker


I have never dated in my life ,just prefer to pay for an hour and move on. That is what I like


Love sleeping alone and eating alone

MF am I drunk

Ya know that is the most sane thing you ever wrote!

 

[Quasar44]

Then I get my azzz beat twice a week in mma claz

Can’t win ever

 

[Quasar44]

Mad_Jack_Flint
I only gots one real friend and he never talks

 

[Devils_Advocate]

I want to know what love is ??
I need you to show me ??
I want to feel what love is
Why don’t you show me

I am going to drive home and passs out

Nah, drive way out in the middle of nowhere and keep singing…

 

[Quasar44]

I will get all of youze

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Mad_Jack_Flint
I only gots one real friend and he never talks

If Darth Maul could talk he would dial 911, and join the me too movement!