I cant believe this topic was on a morning news show

You can always tell who sleeps naked. Just look for the skid marks and white stains on their sheets.

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Dang, dude! Getting some fecal incontinence in your old age?:oops:
 
I started sleeping naked when I was in Vietnam (in my case it was hot but not dangerous). Once you get comfortable sleeping naked, it is difficult to do otherwise.

Tangent: I ALWAYS shower before going to bed. Can't imagine how anyone could not shower before going to bed, especially if sleeping with another human, and DOUBLE especially if sexual congress is possible.

Shower in the morning? Are you shitting me? After smearing yesterdays dirt, sweat, and scum all over the sheets. Good grief, how gross!
 
You can always tell who sleeps naked. Just look for the skid marks and white stains on their sheets.

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I'm sure I'm going to end up regretting that I'm asking this, but how in the Hell would someone get skid marks on their sheets while they're sleeping?
 
Nope. My name's not Joe Biden. I poop when I'm ready to. :laughing0301:
Then you ought to get those hemorrhoids fixed, or that kind of thing of skid marked sheets would never cross your mind. Just sayin...
 
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