I Got Robbed!

[JimBowie1958]

I entered ten puns into a contest to win a Grand Prize and no pun in ten did.

 

[emilynghiem]

Well, Jim, at least you made the effort to enter.
Instead of not trying at all.
They say life is like a game of chess:
When in doubt, move a pawn!

 

[jon_berzerk]

you should have picked the coin toss

 

[JimBowie1958]

you should have picked the coin toss

Damnit! I didnt know I could call for one. Should have read the rules first, I guess.

 

[Bonzi]