I stink, therefor I am.

[TemplarKormac]

Why do I feel the need to get out a can of Lysol?

Lysol?

As the cursed Theoden in LOTR put it:

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!

 

[MeBelle]

Why do I feel the need to get out a can of Lysol?

Lysol?

As the cursed Theoden in LOTR put it:

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!

Matches?

 

[TemplarKormac]

Romney smells like milk, an Osmond Christmas special and pleats.

With a hint of ginger ale and binders full of women!

 

[TemplarKormac]

Why do I feel the need to get out a can of Lysol?

Lysol?

As the cursed Theoden in LOTR put it:

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!

Matches?

Bwahahaha!

 

[Capstone]

Obama smells like a teacher's lounge with open bamboo shutters where a warm kenyan breeze rustles badly graded papers.

Beautifully descriptive.

Remember back in early November, though, when Romney smelled like fresh linen (and magical underwear) on clotheslines festooning alleyways between government-subsidized housing 'projects' in Salt Lake City, swooping from window to window like low-income impromptu garlands, adding color and depth to an otherwise drab and depressing scene (what with so many residents in fear of losing their housing, medical, and food benefits, as the prospect of a Romney/Ryan victory hung over them like an ominous cloud)?

 

[Two Thumbs]

he never served and would never endanger himself for another human b/c he smells like an unwashed hen house

 

[Capstone]

Meanwhile, Boehner smells like an April rain shower trickling down like teardrops (and economics) onto the formerly fertile soil freshly excavated near hundreds of new fracking sites around the nation.

 

[TemplarKormac]

 

[The Rabbi]

Lois lerner smells like Summer's Eve and corruption

Darrel Issa smells like a new broom and ammonia

Ron Paul smells like Texas dirt and strait jackets.

Ben Bernanke smells like home made gefilte fish and inflation.

Michelle smells like chitlins and arugala

Obama smells like a foreclosed house.

 

[editec]

Politics?

Really?

Childish BS.

 

[Two Thumbs]

editec smells like a nice hot cup of shut the fuck and buzzkill

 

[JohnL.Burke]

editic smells like a Hall monitor. acne cream and strange feelings his dad hasn't explained yet.

 

[J.E.D]

Democrats smell like a body dead for three days.

Democrats smell like your vagina? Gross.

 

[MeBelle]

Why do I feel the need to get out a can of Lysol?

Upper lip?

Gas mask...

 

[The Breeze]

Harry Reid smells like ball sweat, flea powder and oatmeal.

Damn it man, that was funny!

 

[JohnL.Burke]

Hillary Clinton smells like Larry Hagman's hat sweat when he played JR in Dallas.

 

[Capstone]

Chris Christie smells like Chris Christie's inner thighs after a flight or two of stairs. You know it's bad bad when the only possible frame of reference is self-referential.

 

[sfcalifornia]

Meanwhile, Boehner smells like an April rain shower trickling down like teardrops (and economics) onto the formerly fertile soil freshly excavated near hundreds of new fracking sites around the nation.

Boehner smells like gin and regret.

 

[Capstone]

Meanwhile, Boehner smells like an April rain shower trickling down like teardrops (and economics) onto the formerly fertile soil freshly excavated near hundreds of new fracking sites around the nation.

Boehner smells like gin and regret.

His puppy dog eyes are always cuter when they're a little moist around the edges.

 

[JohnL.Burke]

Meanwhile, Boehner smells like an April rain shower trickling down like teardrops (and economics) onto the formerly fertile soil freshly excavated near hundreds of new fracking sites around the nation.

Boehner smells like gin and regret.

I knew I liked him for a reason.