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I went on a second date tonight and this bitch shows up with a CANE????
- Thread starter fbj
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defcon4
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... with a pump up dick... elongated dick...elongated pleasures.. (not for the dick owner though)Well, I'll check it out see if there are any widows in need of a gigolo...Sounds more like it's for an early retirement home, how much did they squeeze out of your wallet for this fabulous evening of entertainment...??Is the dating site for special needs people?
It's Plenty of Fish you stupid mujterfucker
It's a free site mongo
Moonglow
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I had an electric motor installed for woodies....... with a pump up dick... elongated dick...elongated pleasures.. (not for the dick owner though)Well, I'll check it out see if there are any widows in need of a gigolo...Sounds more like it's for an early retirement home, how much did they squeeze out of your wallet for this fabulous evening of entertainment...??Is the dating site for special needs people?
It's Plenty of Fish you stupid mujterfucker
It's a free site mongo
defcon4
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I do not mean to butt in but how do you know those details you described, especially the diseased monkey?spanking your diseased monkey.
eots
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you mean fishJust jump on in, all they can do is say no...But to start you off with a better chance of scoring and building confidence, always go for easy meat...You have to go online to meet babes? I just go outside....Stay away from the surgery ward to get dates....We had a great first date and she said nothing on the phone about her HIP hurting her. If she had told me I would have postponed the date to another day. I cannot believe someone would be stupid another to show up on a date with a CANE? It felt so weird to be walking around on in a busy area with a woman using a cane at 35 years old. So I won't be calling her for another date because she confirmed to me she is slow anytime she thought it was ok to show up on 2nd date with a cane. I have another date tomorrow and hoping to erase the memory of the girl with the cane out of my head.
Worst date of my life.
We met on Plenty of Fish MONGO
I;m shy
I
Indofred
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Worst date of my life.
A woman brings a cane on your second date, and you didn't like it?
What lack of imagination and spirit of adventure you have.
I would have had the leather flying helmet and furry handcuff out like a shot.
Jesus H Christ on a pair of lollipop sticks, kids today have no idea how to have real fun.
fbj
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Worst date of my life.
A woman brings a cane on your second date, and you didn't like it?
What lack of imagination and spirit of adventure you have.
I would have had the leather flying helmet and furry handcuff out like a shot.
Jesus H Christ on a pair of lollipop sticks, kids today have no idea how to have real fun.
The cane killed the attraction
I
Indofred
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She might of had a prosthetic leg
Time for a change of pronoun.
Spread THEM becomes spread IT.
Moonglow
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Don't forget the wrench....Yeah, you need to do something besides sit 24/7 at your monitor spanking your diseased monkey.
Moonglow
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Deeper diving....She might of had a prosthetic leg
Time for a change of pronoun.
Spread THEM becomes spread IT.
Moonglow
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Well son, it doesn't bother your penis.....Worst date of my life.
A woman brings a cane on your second date, and you didn't like it?
What lack of imagination and spirit of adventure you have.
I would have had the leather flying helmet and furry handcuff out like a shot.
Jesus H Christ on a pair of lollipop sticks, kids today have no idea how to have real fun.
The cane killed the attraction
Moonglow
Diamond Member
- Jun 27, 2011
- 220,371
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Any port in a storm mate...Worst date of my life.
A woman brings a cane on your second date, and you didn't like it?
What lack of imagination and spirit of adventure you have.
I would have had the leather flying helmet and furry handcuff out like a shot.
Jesus H Christ on a pair of lollipop sticks, kids today have no idea how to have real fun.
defcon4
Platinum Member
- Jan 26, 2015
- 20,001
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..unless your dick gets spank with it..Well son, It doesn't bother your penis.....Worst date of my life.
A woman brings a cane on your second date, and you didn't like it?
What lack of imagination and spirit of adventure you have.
I would have had the leather flying helmet and furry handcuff out like a shot.
Jesus H Christ on a pair of lollipop sticks, kids today have no idea how to have real fun.
The cane killed the attraction
Moonglow
Diamond Member
- Jun 27, 2011
- 220,371
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not Japanese women, it's more like sea weed on shore,,,drying...Black women is a musk...you mean fishJust jump on in, all they can do is say no...But to start you off with a better chance of scoring and building confidence, always go for easy meat...You have to go online to meet babes? I just go outside....Stay away from the surgery ward to get dates....
We met on Plenty of Fish MONGO
I;m shy
Moonglow
Diamond Member
- Jun 27, 2011
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That is Tranny Steve's territory.....unless your dick gets spank with it..Well son, It doesn't bother your penis.....Worst date of my life.
A woman brings a cane on your second date, and you didn't like it?
What lack of imagination and spirit of adventure you have.
I would have had the leather flying helmet and furry handcuff out like a shot.
Jesus H Christ on a pair of lollipop sticks, kids today have no idea how to have real fun.
The cane killed the attraction
defcon4
Platinum Member
- Jan 26, 2015
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..they were dry because did not find attraction and pleasure... was it for money sailor?not Japanese women, it's more like sea weed on shore,,,drying...you mean fishJust jump on in, all they can do is say no...But to start you off with a better chance of scoring and building confidence, always go for easy meat...You have to go online to meet babes? I just go outside....We met on Plenty of Fish MONGO
I;m shy
Moonglow
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No, I was a stripper at he time, then a soldier.....they were dry because did not find attraction and pleasure... was it for money sailor?not Japanese women, it's more like sea weed on shore,,,drying...you mean fishJust jump on in, all they can do is say no...But to start you off with a better chance of scoring and building confidence, always go for easy meat...You have to go online to meet babes? I just go outside....
I;m shy
defcon4
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OMG! Male stripper in sailor's outfit?No, I was a stripper at he time, then a soldier.....they were dry because did not find attraction and pleasure... was it for money sailor?not Japanese women, it's more like sea weed on shore,,,drying...you mean fishJust jump on in, all they can do is say no...But to start you off with a better chance of scoring and building confidence, always go for easy meat...I;m shy
Moonglow
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Not in Okiehoma...Not even da gals wore sailor outfits, that was before Sailor Moon......OMG! Male stripper in sailor's outfit?No, I was a stripper at he time, then a soldier.....they were dry because did not find attraction and pleasure... was it for money sailor?not Japanese women, it's more like sea weed on shore,,,drying...you mean fishJust jump on in, all they can do is say no...But to start you off with a better chance of scoring and building confidence, always go for easy meat...
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