If Jesus Christ came back as a Jehovah's Witness

[Procrustes Stretched]

If Jesus Christ came back as a Jehovah's Witness

Would you convert if you were part of a different Christian sect? Would you denounce Jesus as a heritic because your version of Christianity is the one true one?

If you are not a Christian would find it difficult to convert to a sect of Christianity that is more elite and more chosen than the supposed Chosen Ones (JWs believe Heaven has limited seating and is a gated community heavily patrolled by the George Zimmermans of the afterlife)?

These are serious questions if you take battles among the tenets and rituals (or lack of) of competing religions and competing sects of Christianity seriously. They may come across as irreverant questions, but think of the myths most religions push that fly in the face of what the physical sciences teach us.

dD

Dante

 

[Chuckt]

He would be an anti-Christ if he did.
A lie isn't worth following.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

He would be an anti-Christ if he did.
A lie isn't worth following.

And therein lies the confusion for those who study comparative christianity.

 

[Chuckt]

He would be an anti-Christ if he did.
A lie isn't worth following.

And therein lies the confusion for those who study comparative christianity.

Where were the Jehovah's Witnesses on the day of Pentecost?

 

[Chuckt]

He would be an anti-Christ if he did.
A lie isn't worth following.

And therein lies the confusion for those who study comparative christianity.

It isn't a fair statement.

There is around 70 sects of Islam. If one of those sects tells me that another group is a cult then I would believe them.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

He would be an anti-Christ if he did.
A lie isn't worth following.

And therein lies the confusion for those who study comparative christianity.

Where were the Jehovah's Witnesses on the day of Pentecost?

Not bad.

 

[hobelim]

He would be an anti-Christ if he did.
A lie isn't worth following.

And therein lies the confusion for those who study comparative christianity.

Where were the Jehovah's Witnesses on the day of Pentecost?

When a great wind blew the doors opened and tongues of fire appeared that settled over their heads like whoosh?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

If Jesus came back, the rw's would call him a damn Socialist hippie - which would be true - and tell him to take a bath, cut his hair and get a job.

 

[Avatar4321]

If Christ came back as a Jehovah's Witness, I'd be surprised.

However, when Christ comes back it's going to be very apparently He is who He says He is and those who believe in Christ will follow Him.

 

[HenryBHough]

There's a movie in this somewhere.

Probably porn but a movie, nonetheless.

 

[theword]

If Jesus Christ came back as a Jehovah's Witness

Would you convert if you were part of a different Christian sect? Would you denounce Jesus as a heritic because your version of Christianity is the one true one?

If you are not a Christian would find it difficult to convert to a sect of Christianity that is more elite and more chosen than the supposed Chosen Ones (JWs believe Heaven has limited seating and is a gated community heavily patrolled by the George Zimmermans of the afterlife)?

These are serious questions if you take battles among the tenets and rituals (or lack of) of competing religions and competing sects of Christianity seriously. They may come across as irreverant questions, but think of the myths most religions push that fly in the face of what the physical sciences teach us.

dD

Dante

The invisible Christ is already being witnessed by God's last saint but most Christians will never hear God speak to them through Christ.

 

[daws101]

if jesus came back as a jehovah's witness I'd come to the door naked like I do every time they're in the neighborhood...you be surprised how few return visits I get.

 

[Sunshine]

If Jesus came back as a JW he could walk through my door instead of having to stand out side and beat it down like the JWs do.

 

[Chuckt]

if jesus came back as a jehovah's witness I'd come to the door naked like I do every time they're in the neighborhood...you be surprised how few return visits I get.

There is a big red X on your door.

 

[daws101]

if jesus came back as a jehovah's witness I'd come to the door naked like I do every time they're in the neighborhood...you be surprised how few return visits I get.

There is a big red X on your door.

that was way before jesus's time..and I don't think it was a red x

"Then they are to take some of the blood and put it on the sides and tops of the doorframes of the houses where they eat the lambs"..

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

If Christ came back as a Jehovah's Witness, I'd be surprised.

However, when Christ comes back it's going to be very apparently He is who He says He is and those who believe in Christ will follow Him.

Very apparent, eh?

You do know how crazy the idea is, the idea of a risen dead guy disappearing for a few thousand years and coming back?

 

[Sunshine]

If Christ came back as a Jehovah's Witness, I'd be surprised.

However, when Christ comes back it's going to be very apparently He is who He says He is and those who believe in Christ will follow Him.

Very apparent, eh?

You do know how crazy the idea is, the idea of a risen dead guy disappearing for a few thousand years and coming back?

I thought you were leaving. I guess you couldn't make it a few thousand years.

 

[Sunshine]

if jesus came back as a jehovah's witness I'd come to the door naked like I do every time they're in the neighborhood...you be surprised how few return visits I get.

In Nashville, I kept some 'literature' of my own and insisted on a swap. That will get rid of them too.

 

[Avatar4321]

If Christ came back as a Jehovah's Witness, I'd be surprised.

However, when Christ comes back it's going to be very apparently He is who He says He is and those who believe in Christ will follow Him.

Very apparent, eh?

You do know how crazy the idea is, the idea of a risen dead guy disappearing for a few thousand years and coming back?

No crazier than believing that electing a man to office is going to lower the sea levels and fix all the problems of the world.

 

[daws101]

If Christ came back as a Jehovah's Witness, I'd be surprised.

However, when Christ comes back it's going to be very apparently He is who He says He is and those who believe in Christ will follow Him.

Very apparent, eh?

You do know how crazy the idea is, the idea of a risen dead guy disappearing for a few thousand years and coming back?

No crazier than believing that electing a man to office is going to lower the sea levels and fix all the problems of the world.

nobody who isn't nuts believes that..sounds like intentional misrepresentation to me.