Wry Catcher
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- #61
As a representative of an alien race from far, far, away...Lol what is Nebraska anyways?I'd declare martial law. Probably have anyone who disagreed with me assassinated. Then I'd declare myself Emperor. Then I'd nuke Nebraska. Just for shits and giggles. Because do we really need Nebraska? Fuck Nebraska.
It's a large landing pad for the aliens to use when they beam up unsuspecting farmers for a good old fashioned anal probing.
On the other side of L.A.
We ceased using anal probes during our experiments.
It seems that Earthlings took too much pleasure in this activity and it interfered with our desired results.
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That's what you get from doing all of your experiments in San Francisco!
That's my home town, and what I know and you don't is San Francisco has been the Mecca for those rejected by the intolerant since the days of Emperor Norton. Many of the hippies in the summer of love were rejected by authoritarian parents, educators and self righteous individuals - like you.