g5000
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The modern day faux right winger lives in constant fear. Just look at all the fearful topics they start, and all the bass-laden apocalyptic music their favorite 24 hour doom news channel plays.
MORNING HOST TAD: (cue Doom-Doom-DOOOOOM! music) Immigrant darkie bastard children have started the enterovirus plague!
MORNING HOST BIFF: (cue stock photo of dark complected children) These wetback kids have been flooding into this country and infecting our young. Can you bleev dat? Why isn't our black President Barack HUSSEIN Obama doing something about this?
TAD: I'm feeling pretty angry, Biff. (shoot cuffs and sneers)
BIFF: I don't blame you, Tad. I'm angry, too. And if anyone has any kids, they should be afraid. Be very afraid of these disease infested hordes pouring over our Southern border, breathing and sweating all over your children.
HOT MORNING CHICK HOST: I'm going to uncross and cross my legs and flash my panties real quick for our fans so they can make a YouTube video of this moment.
MORNING HOST TAD: (cue Doom-Doom-DOOOOOM! music) Immigrant darkie bastard children have started the enterovirus plague!
MORNING HOST BIFF: (cue stock photo of dark complected children) These wetback kids have been flooding into this country and infecting our young. Can you bleev dat? Why isn't our black President Barack HUSSEIN Obama doing something about this?
TAD: I'm feeling pretty angry, Biff. (shoot cuffs and sneers)
BIFF: I don't blame you, Tad. I'm angry, too. And if anyone has any kids, they should be afraid. Be very afraid of these disease infested hordes pouring over our Southern border, breathing and sweating all over your children.
HOT MORNING CHICK HOST: I'm going to uncross and cross my legs and flash my panties real quick for our fans so they can make a YouTube video of this moment.