Taz
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You have to know how to read the bible,You read the story and thats what you got out of it? God tossed Adam and Eve out of Eden for having hetero sex?God tossed Adam and Eve out of Eden for having hetero sex. I wouldn’t even have to wink.God made bad breath so he doesn’t care, anyways, I doubt that there’s tooth paste in heaven, so no biggie.lol...Listen up Taz.ya, the intelligent approach is to study a book to find your god, and change all the meanings of the stories because on the face of it, it makes no logical sense.
it's okay, I'll wait for the real god to contact me, if there even is one.![]()
you have a terminal case of the cooties.
Wait all you like but God will never come to you in your current condition. Would you accept the invitation of a decomposing zombie who wanted you to visit him in his lair?
No?
Take a whiff of your breath. Is it really any wonder why to you God is nowhere in sight?
Looks like even real people that you know exist can't stand the stench for more than a few minutes.
I guess that I am your only hope and even I won't do for you what you have to do for yourself to become a creature capable and worthy of comprehension.....
I’m simply going to wait for god with an open heart, can’t be any fairer than that.
God is the God of the living. You can't blame God for your poor hygiene.
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God doesn't visit foul and loathsome creatures, much less the dead.
Even if they dropped their drawers bent over and winked.
okey dokey..very funny, ha ha. But, Wait a minute! ... Where's your proof? lol... what a maroon!
Obviously you never understood the lessons in The Tale of the Puppet either..
If naughty boys remain on Pleasure Island for too long those donkeys ears are there to stay. (Pinocchio 3:14)
You are the proof.
Thems the breaks. You should have listened to the talking cricket. Ask any scientist.
I would say that I felt sorry for you if I did. Really, I would..
God wanted Adam to stay in homo heaven with Him, but Adam chose the chick and now we're all fucked!