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Shit Paper

Only girly men call it toilet paper. “Toilet” is a place, not a function. It's shit paper not toilet paper dammit! I have never heard a grown man say, “I think I'll take a good, healthy toilet.” When the fairer sex wipe their well-shaped and much-worshiped derrieres , they use toilet paper. But real men (soldiers, firemen, cops, steel workers, welders, truck drivers, farmers and construction workers) use shit paper. “Toilet” does not come out your anus leaving a foul smelling residue. Only shit does! It is shit paper, has always been shit paper and always will be shit paper (unless the Supreme Court says otherwise). I feel so much better now.
 

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