Likkmee
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Kid gets home and said: "mommy. We learned what a penis is today and they said men have them and women have a virginia !
Mom says: That's vagina honey and that's what you and I have.
Oh. OK
Mommy. What's a penis for ?
Sit down hun. Thats what boys pee out of.
But mommy. She said it's part of making babies ?
Yes hun. The penis fits in the vagina and after a little while it might make mommy pregnant.
OH. Tha't simple enough. Thanks mommy !
You welcome. Go do your chores.
OK mommy...OH. One more thing.
I walked by your room on the way to pee the other night and daddy had his penis in your mouth. What does that do ?
The terrified mommy thought a second and replied:
UMMM. Uhhhh. Errrrr: "That's where jewelry comes from"
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Mom says: That's vagina honey and that's what you and I have.
Oh. OK
Mommy. What's a penis for ?
Sit down hun. Thats what boys pee out of.
But mommy. She said it's part of making babies ?
Yes hun. The penis fits in the vagina and after a little while it might make mommy pregnant.
OH. Tha't simple enough. Thanks mommy !
You welcome. Go do your chores.
OK mommy...OH. One more thing.
I walked by your room on the way to pee the other night and daddy had his penis in your mouth. What does that do ?
The terrified mommy thought a second and replied:
UMMM. Uhhhh. Errrrr: "That's where jewelry comes from"
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