Monk-Eye
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" Lead Follow But Preferably Get Our Of The Way ! "
* Ode To The Stupid Fucks *
When someone blows their horn , or flashes their lights , because you are a stupid fuck , putting on breaks or slowing down or some other form of retaliation is not the correct move - get the fuck out of the way your retarded imbecile !
Another example is of lead eating dullards constipating the passing lane because they are too stupid to know what a passing lane is for and cannot let loose of their control fetish for someone else to pass whom is already willing to get a ticket long before they do ,
Another example is someone who does not know how to negotiate a yield and merge along a 50 meter stretch and simply stops , idiot !
Another example is someone whom absolutely has to finish their simpleton text or tweat before moving their bloated ass when the light turns green , and that includes the dummies who have to wait for the driver in front of them to get at least 3 car lengths ahead before applying the gas .
Another example is the narcissistic piss ant who you have just passed or are passing who has to venture beyond their lackadaisical speed to try to block the passing lane and keep you from passing them or the next car , when you actually use the passing lane for its purpose ; those are the most evil and mentally retarded fucks and may you end up in a ditch .
To all of those morons and more , " Lead , follow but preferably get out of the way ! " .
* Ode To The Stupid Fucks *
When someone blows their horn , or flashes their lights , because you are a stupid fuck , putting on breaks or slowing down or some other form of retaliation is not the correct move - get the fuck out of the way your retarded imbecile !
Another example is of lead eating dullards constipating the passing lane because they are too stupid to know what a passing lane is for and cannot let loose of their control fetish for someone else to pass whom is already willing to get a ticket long before they do ,
Another example is someone who does not know how to negotiate a yield and merge along a 50 meter stretch and simply stops , idiot !
Another example is someone whom absolutely has to finish their simpleton text or tweat before moving their bloated ass when the light turns green , and that includes the dummies who have to wait for the driver in front of them to get at least 3 car lengths ahead before applying the gas .
Another example is the narcissistic piss ant who you have just passed or are passing who has to venture beyond their lackadaisical speed to try to block the passing lane and keep you from passing them or the next car , when you actually use the passing lane for its purpose ; those are the most evil and mentally retarded fucks and may you end up in a ditch .
To all of those morons and more , " Lead , follow but preferably get out of the way ! " .