TheDude
Gold Member
None of it makes sense, but here are a few examples. Feel free to add:
Minimum wage: Increase minimum wage to reduce incentives for advancement. The result is inflation and job reduction, only to require higher wages and more welfare. Open the gates to immigration so there are fewer jobs available. This way kids remain irresponsible and their work ethic is poor. Flipping burgers is a career.
Pro-choice and anti-capital punishment: In other terms, kill the innocent and babysit the guilty. The result is a reduction in personal accountability and more crime.
Men marry, have kids and use the women's bathroom: In other terms, they ran out of ideas to justify their existence. Nature and common sense says they're full of shit.
Thin beautiful women are exploited: No they're not, that's just how shit works. It's called the birds and bees, survival of the fittest, mating etc. etc. It's part of nature. Feminists are simply jealous.
Open the doors to immigration and throw more money at education: You want to reduce everyone down to the lowest common denominator (i.e., can't read, write or communicate) and expect to pay for this disaster? This just in, cash can't fix stupid. Never mind the entitled liberal teachers leading ideology as opposed practical applications. No wonder so many college graduates can't write and they're ineffective.
National healthcare and immigration: Sure, open the gates to immigrants who soak in more welfare than anyone. Then complain the cost of healthcare is too high. Makes perfect sense. That and be sure to take the incentives out from under career advancements and even employment. You want the world and expect others to pay for it.
Black lives matter: Who gives a fuck? This is no more than projection of responsibility from the guilty to our police force. That and they're bored.
Liberal protest: They're not protesting anything. These are demonstrations of stupidity and anger.
Metropolises are a success because they're primarily liberal: Your geography teacher failed you.
Minimum wage: Increase minimum wage to reduce incentives for advancement. The result is inflation and job reduction, only to require higher wages and more welfare. Open the gates to immigration so there are fewer jobs available. This way kids remain irresponsible and their work ethic is poor. Flipping burgers is a career.
Pro-choice and anti-capital punishment: In other terms, kill the innocent and babysit the guilty. The result is a reduction in personal accountability and more crime.
Men marry, have kids and use the women's bathroom: In other terms, they ran out of ideas to justify their existence. Nature and common sense says they're full of shit.
Thin beautiful women are exploited: No they're not, that's just how shit works. It's called the birds and bees, survival of the fittest, mating etc. etc. It's part of nature. Feminists are simply jealous.
Open the doors to immigration and throw more money at education: You want to reduce everyone down to the lowest common denominator (i.e., can't read, write or communicate) and expect to pay for this disaster? This just in, cash can't fix stupid. Never mind the entitled liberal teachers leading ideology as opposed practical applications. No wonder so many college graduates can't write and they're ineffective.
National healthcare and immigration: Sure, open the gates to immigrants who soak in more welfare than anyone. Then complain the cost of healthcare is too high. Makes perfect sense. That and be sure to take the incentives out from under career advancements and even employment. You want the world and expect others to pay for it.
Black lives matter: Who gives a fuck? This is no more than projection of responsibility from the guilty to our police force. That and they're bored.
Liberal protest: They're not protesting anything. These are demonstrations of stupidity and anger.
Metropolises are a success because they're primarily liberal: Your geography teacher failed you.
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