On his best day with full bottles of oxycontin and viagra he couldn't come close to winning an argument with Randy.
She would hand him his little set of balls in a thimble.![]()
Ah, Chocolate Soldier, you have given me an ephany! It is not ideology that causes your defense of the constantly failed left wing talk radio. No, it your unrequited love of the unsucessful, washed-up, never-was, foul-mouthed Randy-one.
In fact, I now believe that is goes further, a more personal envy. Let's test the theory: do you have trouble balancing a checkbook? Have trouble parallel parking? Hate it when folks leave the toilet seat up? Can't resist sales at Nordstroms? I've got it: you are a woman in a man's body! What frilly unmentionables are hidden beneath that tunic and John Brown belt?
And that reference to the two male accessories: is that a silent wish that they were gone?
I think that there are pills that you can take. Speak to your doctor to see if they are right for you.
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