Make them feel welcome

[Darkwind]

This is the official welcome thread for the NSA agent behind the curtain who has been assigned to this forum.

Everyone wave and say hello!!

 

[Mr. H.]

Fuck 'im. Live by the fire, die by the fire.

Like the rest of us.

 

[OriginalShroom]

 

[aaronleland]

I don't about you guys, but I love the government. They are my masters, and I fully support everything they do. If there was anyone from the government spying here (which there of course isn't, because they would never do anything like that) I would tell them how much I love them, and worship the ground they walk on.

That didn't come across as forced, did it?

 

[TemplarKormac]

This is the official welcome thread for the NSA agent behind the curtain who has been assigned to this forum.

Everyone wave and say hello!!

Make them feel welcome? I can tell them where they can go.

 

[Darkwind]

I don't about you guys, but I love the government. They are my masters, and I fully support everything they do. If there was anyone from the government spying here (which there of course isn't, because they would never do anything like that) I would tell them how much I love them, and worship the ground they walk on.

That didn't come across as forced, did it?

Well, I probably would not have used the word, 'worship'....

 

[Sherry]

 

[Clementine]

I don't about you guys, but I love the government. They are my masters, and I fully support everything they do. If there was anyone from the government spying here (which there of course isn't, because they would never do anything like that) I would tell them how much I love them, and worship the ground they walk on.

That didn't come across as forced, did it?

No, not at all. Do you think they'll buy all that ass kissing and take you off the hit list? LOL

 

[Clementine]

I don't about you guys, but I love the government. They are my masters, and I fully support everything they do. If there was anyone from the government spying here (which there of course isn't, because they would never do anything like that) I would tell them how much I love them, and worship the ground they walk on.

That didn't come across as forced, did it?

Well, I probably would not have used the word, 'worship'....

LOL, that's more like it. Now put the big "O" logo on your little smart car and you'll be safe.

 

[S.J.]

They already have me flagged.

 

[aaronleland]

I don't about you guys, but I love the government. They are my masters, and I fully support everything they do. If there was anyone from the government spying here (which there of course isn't, because they would never do anything like that) I would tell them how much I love them, and worship the ground they walk on.

That didn't come across as forced, did it?

No, not at all. Do you think they'll buy all that ass kissing and take you off the hit list? LOL

It was worth a shot. The sound of helicopters above my apartment stopped anyways...

 

[francoHFW]

He's been around for 7 years, overseen by congress, reviewed every 3 months etc etc, and doesn't give a shytte unless you're talking to terrorists, hysterical dupes...

 

[Lakhota]

They are only trying to protect us.

 

[S.J.]

They are only trying to protect us.

No thanks, I'll protect myself.

 

[aaronleland]

They already have me flagged.

Well... I can't argue with them there...

 

[Lakhota]

They are only trying to protect us.

No thanks, I'll protect myself.

Fine, but not with guns - after our plan goes into effect.

 

[S.J.]

They are only trying to protect us.

No thanks, I'll protect myself.

Fine, but not with guns - after our plan goes into effect.

You have delusions of grandeur, don't you?

 

[TemplarKormac]

They are only trying to protect us.

Oh wow. "They are only trying to protect us"?! The proper speech escapes me at the moment. I mean, that may be the single most dumbest post I have ever read. Ever.

 

[Lakhota]

Thank you, President Obama, for keeping us safe.

 

[S.J.]

Thank you, President Obama, for keeping us safe.

Talk about a kool-aid drinker!