shart_attack
Gold Member
When your cable bill comes in, you get angry.
When you get angry, you need a drink to relax.
When you drink to relax, you get too relaxed.
When you get too relaxed, your neighbors take advantage of you.
When your neighbors take advantage of you, you reminisce about the erstwhile, innocent days when they didn't take advantage of you.
And when you reminisce about the erstwhile, innocent days when your neighbors didn't take advantage of you, you send troops to Ukraine to fight a frick'n war against a nuclear superpower.
Don't send troops to Ukraine to fight a frick'n war against a nuclear superpower: upgrade to DirecTV.
When you get angry, you need a drink to relax.
When you drink to relax, you get too relaxed.
When you get too relaxed, your neighbors take advantage of you.
When your neighbors take advantage of you, you reminisce about the erstwhile, innocent days when they didn't take advantage of you.
And when you reminisce about the erstwhile, innocent days when your neighbors didn't take advantage of you, you send troops to Ukraine to fight a frick'n war against a nuclear superpower.
Don't send troops to Ukraine to fight a frick'n war against a nuclear superpower: upgrade to DirecTV.
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