Boss
Take a Memo:
.. I will make it my personal mission to use women's restrooms exclusively from now on and I'll encourage every straight male heterosexual in America to do the same.
You cross dressing fool you.
No straight men are going to follow you into the restroom.
But let me ask you this; how will you know a transsexual person has entered the women's restroom?
Do you check out all the crotches that pass you by for determination of size? Then follow them into the women's restroom to do a panty check?
You crossdresser you.
Is there going to be a law that says I have to be cross-dressed to "identify as a woman?"
Did I say I was going to check crotches or only do this if I thought a tranny was in the restroom? No... I said I will make it my mission in life to use women's restrooms exclusively to do my business and I will fucking DARE you to challenge me! And YES... I think I can get a whole lot of straight normal heterosexual males to join me in this idea. Whataya say guys? Feeling "pretty" today?
I sure as hell am.. in fact... I am starting to really LIKE my idea! The more I think about it the more excited I get about the prospects of perusing around in women's restrooms! It's like a fucking dream come true to be honest... kind of gives me the horn a little... I might have to have a wank while I am sitting in the privacy of my stall in the ladies room! You wouldn't have a problem with that, would you? You wouldn't think of trying to invade my privacy in such a case, would you?
Wanna call the cops? Fine... I will play my "transgender equality" card and then sue your fucking ass off for violating my civil rights! You can't tell me that I can't "identify as a woman" if I feel like it. I don't have to meet any criteria or fit your narrow-minded stereotype... all I have to do is claim that I have a RIGHT to use the women's restroom and there won't be a goddamn thing you or anyone else can do about that.
You don't think I'm serious? Watch me!