Mitch McConnell 2.0 - Clone / Android of Mitch McConnell 1.0

[postman]

Mitch McConnells performance yesterday



His last hospital stay used alien UFO technology to transfer Mitch McConnell into
an android copy.

But the copy wasn't perfect, and the system locked up and had to be rebooted.

Your thoughts?

 

[JustAnotherNut]

The man is old and needs to retire....simple as that

 

[TNHarley]

And people vote for that guy... smh

 

[mudwhistle]

And people vote for that guy... smh

People are voting for Joe Biden, John Fetterman, Diane Feinstein, Jerry Nadler, and many of the other zombies that are currently in congress.

 

[rightwinger]

Mitch is looking shaky

He should step down as minority leader

 

[postman]

Mitch is looking shaky

He should step down as minority leader

The one thing stopping him

Andy Beshear, Kentucky's Governor, is the Chief Executive of many cabinets, agencies and offices that help make Kentucky a better place to live, work, and enjoy.

Andy Beshear (Democratic Party)

 

[postman]

People are voting for Joe Biden, John Fetterman, Diane Feinstein, Jerry Nadler, and many of the other zombies that are currently in congress.

And if Mitch McConnell steps down, who do you think he would be replaced by?

McConnells term 2021 - 2026 is less than half over. And the Governor of Kentucky is a democrat.

Do the math

 

[rightwinger]

The one thing stopping him

Andy Beshear, Kentucky's Governor, is the Chief Executive of many cabinets, agencies and offices that help make Kentucky a better place to live, work, and enjoy.

Andy Beshear (Democratic Party)

I think he can stay on as Senator and make votes.
I just don’t think he can lead the party anymore

 

[odanny]

Just a little hiccup, probably a processor failed, it should be a quick fix.

 

[postman]

I think he can stay on as Senator and make votes.
I just don’t think he can lead the party anymore

Tell me when they start rolling Mitch into the office on a stretcher like the republicans did with Strom Thurmond.

 

[postman]

Just a little hiccup, probably a processor failed, it should be a quick fix.

Contagion (episode)

The Enterprise and a Romulan warbird are attacked by the same computer virus that has already destroyed one Federation starship of the same class as the Enterprise. The USS Enterprise responds to an urgent call from Captain Donald Varley, an old friend of Captain Picard. Varley's ship, the USS...

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In engineering, Data's eyes suddenly open and he sits up, apparently fully functional, but confused as to why he's on the Enterprise. La Forge surmises that Data's self-correcting mechanism wiped all memory affected by the Iconian program in order to save him; this had required a "cold boot", thus why Data had briefly shut down

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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We live in a gerontocracy.

Time to change this.

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[mamooth]

Transient Ischemic Attack (TIA). He'll recover fully, but it is a warning sign that he's susceptible to actual strokes.

 

[postman]

Transient Ischemic Attack (TIA). He'll recover fully, but it is a warning sign that he's susceptible to actual strokes.

A transient ischemic attack (TIA) is a transient stroke that lasts only a few minutes. It occurs when the blood supply to part of the brain is briefly interrupted.

Often called a ministroke, a TIA may be a warning. About 1 in 3 people who has a TIA will eventually have a stroke, with about half occurring within a year after the TIA.

 

[mudwhistle]

And if Mitch McConnell steps down, who do you think he would be replaced by?

McConnells term 2021 - 2026 is less than half over. And the Governor of Kentucky is a democrat.

Do the math

It's clear that he's going to give up his seat....and he's just prepping for it to happen.
Fucking POS traitor.

 

[postman]

It's clear that he's going to give up his seat....and he's just prepping for it to happen.
Fucking POS traitor.

Mitch is going to stay where he is, until they pry it from his cold dead fingers.

Remember Mitch's job is to obstruct a democratic government.

 

[mudwhistle]

Mitch is going to stay where he is, until they pry it from his cold dead fingers.

Remember Mitch's job is to obstruct a democratic government.

Problem is he's thrown in with them.
The only advantage we have right now with him in office is it prevents them from getting another Senate seat.

 

[rightwinger]

Exact clones of Mitch McConnell are already being developed.
Mitch is on the left

 

[mudwhistle]

Mitch is looking shaky

He should step down as minority leader

The only reason that's even a consideration is because he's a Republican.
Democrats remain in office even after they reach room temperature.

 

[rightwinger]

The only reason that's even a consideration is because he's a Republican.
Democrats remain in office even after they reach room temperature.

Nancy Pelosi is still in the House but she stepped down from her leadership position with the party.
Mitch is 81, time for him to consider the same.