My wife really loves her new slippers. Best she ever had

[Hang on Sloopy]

My Pillow slippers are really a great gift idea you guys.

Now I don't wear em. Slippers are for feeegotts

 

[mudwhistle]

My Pillow slippers are really a great gift idea you guys.

Now I don't wear em. Slippers are for feeegotts

What makes the My Pillow slippers to special?

 

[JGalt]

What makes the My Pillow slippers to special?

Mike Lindell makes them so special. He handcrafts each pair out of the underbelly of the endangered Himalayan Goat. The insides are lined with the fur from clubbed baby seals, and they're held together with the sinews from rare South American Otters, tenderly stitched together by those Oohmpa-Loompahs who lost their jobs when the Chocolate Factory shut down.

I heard they're like walking on cotton candy clouds. After reading this thread, I gots to gets me a pair of them there. It's like I knew exactly what the thread was about when I read the title.

 

[mudwhistle]

Mike Lindell makes them so special. He handcrafts each pair out of the underbelly of the endangered Himalayan Goat. The insides are lined with the fur from clubbed baby seals, and they're held together with the sinews from rare South American Otters, tenderly stitched together by those Oohmpa-Loompahs who lost their jobs when the Chocolate Factory shut down.

I heard they're like walking on cotton candy clouds. After reading this thread, I gots to gets me a pair of them there. It's like I knew exactly what the thread was about when I read the title.

I heard their materials come straight from Egypt....the Nile River.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

What makes the My Pillow slippers to special?

Like walking on air and so comfy she says .Guess you can wear em outside too

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I heard their materials come straight from Egypt....the Nile River.

True. They imported some Chinese Muslims for labor and costs

 

[mudwhistle]

True. They imported some Chinese Muslims for labor and costs

Didn't the Chinese execute all of them?

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Didn't the Chinese execute all of them?

I think there is over a million of em in a concentration camp. The healthy ones with good hearts, livers, and kidneys are executed on an operating table

 

[mudwhistle]

I think there is over a million of em in a concentration camp. The healthy ones with good hearts, livers, and kidneys are executed on an operating table

That's okay. China pays well, so they can be forgiven for their sins.