No one is going to take your guns

[Ernie S.]

What website are you getting these from Kissmy?

Does that make a difference?

 

[Impenitent]

Who you shoot is a simple matter of target acquisition and weapons proficiency.
Whoever I shoot will damn sure know why I am shooting them ... And an explanation won't be necessary.

You and the government better be damned scared if you honestly think we will surrender our firearms to your tyranny.
If you are not packing heavy when you come ... You will find yourself unprepared for what you will meet.

Step up open your mouth and get hit again.

.

I
"I'm Willing to Accept a Few Mass Murders From Time to Time are Going to Happen"

Ladies and gentlemen this is Massacre number 5!

One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's ride...
To the gun store around the corner.
The boys say they want some action and ammo but I really don't wanna
Turkey-shoot like I had last week.
I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap.
I like Bushmaster, Remington , Colt, and Beretta
And as I continue, you know they're getting better
So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord.
To me shooting is just a sport.
Anything, let it fly, it's all good let me pump it.
Please set it up and i'll thump it

A little bit of Lanza in my life,
A little bit of Harris by my side.
A little bit of Klebold's all I need,
A little bit of Seung-hui Cho is who i see
A little bit of Whitman in the sun,
A little bit of Loughner all night long.
A little bit of Major Hasan here I am,
A little bit of Holmes makes me your man!
Massacre number five!

Jump up and down and load all your rounds .
Shake your head to the sound, talk to the voices that you found
Adjust those holsters left and right
One to the front and one to the side.
Check your clips once and check your clips twice
And if it looks like this you're ready
To stand your ground all night

A little bit of Lanza in my life,
A little bit of Harris by my side.
A little bit of Klebold's all I need,
A little bit of Seung-hui Cho is who i see
A little bit of Whitman in the sun,
A little bit of Loughner all night long.
A little bit of Major Hasan here I am,
A little bit of Holmes makes me your man!

Thump it, Thump it
Massacre number five, ha, ha, ha.

A little bit of Lanza in my life,
A little bit of Harris by my side.
A little bit of Klebold's all I need,
A little bit of Seung-hui Cho is who i see
A little bit of Whitman in the sun,
A little bit of Loughner all night long.
A little bit of Major Hasan here I am,
A little bit of Holmes makes me your man!

I do all to show my love for Jodie Foster, but

A whole lot of tyranny is what I see
Ruby Ridge made a big impression on me
You'll learn in Waco the wrong men died
Since you can't run and you can't hide.
You and me gonna touch the sky.
Massacre number five!

Another Dopey attempt at verse.

And yet another!

"the Bushmaster"
(to The Pusher)

You know I've sold a lot of Glocks
O' lord, I've pushed a lot of 9 mils
But I've never touched nothin
That that my spirit could kill
You know, I've seen a lot of people
Layin' round
With tombstones in their eyes
But the Bushmaster don't care
If you live or if you die

God damn, The Bushmaster
God damn, I say The Bushmaster
I said God damn, God damn The
Bushmaster man

You know the dealer, the Dealer is a man
With self-defense in his hand
Oh but the Bushmaster is a monster
he'll send all to the promised land
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the Bushmaster stacks the bodies
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream

God damn, The Bushmaster
God damn, God damn the Bushmaster
I said God damn, God, God damn The Bushmaster man

Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The Bushmaster man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun

God damn The Bushmaster
Gad damn The Bushmaster
I said God damn, God damn The Bushmaster man

 

[OODA_Loop]

Bushmaster lacks quality control.

There are better brands.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Actually, McCain and Romney were more right wing than Reagan ever was.

Reagan signed gun control laws. He signed abortion laws. He appointed moderates to the SCOTUS.

You guys keep mixing up mythical Reagan for the one who was actually president.

BUt here's the difference between now and 32 years ago.

Romney would have won if the various demographic groups made up the same precentages as they did in 1980. Romney won 59% of the White Vote, better than Reagan did in 1980.

This is why the GOP is done. Whites as a percentage of the electorate shrinks about 2% per election cycle. It was 88% in 1980, but it's only 72% now.

if the gop is done, which it isn't, the country is done. liberal policies create an ever growing population of dependents which we simply can not afford to support. Money will leave before the wealth is spread. that's a fact. it happens every time.

The big crashes in this country in the last 80 years were the 1930's and 2008. Both after 12 years and 8 years of republican rule. FDR pulled the country out of the first one, Obama is pulling the country out of the second one even though repubs try to sabatoge him.
Republicans are always boasting about knowing so much about history they think they know (learned at fox university) but never mention this fact.

Funny, the way I remember history is that FDR's policies prolonged the depression. It looks like the same thing is happening now because we still haven't got back to the employment levels that existed the day Obama took office.

 

[Ernie S.]

Anyone who believes anything Obama promises is an idiot.

anyone who believes anything you have to say is a bigger idiot ... just sayin'

And exactly why should anyone respect your opinion on the matter?

 

[BlackSand]

And yet another!

"the Bushmaster"
(to The Pusher)

You know I've sold a lot of Glocks
O' lord, I've pushed a lot of 9 mils
But I've never touched nothin
That that my spirit could kill
You know, I've seen a lot of people
Layin' round
With tombstones in their eyes
But the Bushmaster don't care
If you live or if you die

God damn, The Bushmaster
God damn, I say The Bushmaster
I said God damn, God damn The
Bushmaster man

You know the dealer, the Dealer is a man
With self-defense in his hand
Oh but the Bushmaster is a monster
he'll send all to the promised land
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the Bushmaster stacks the bodies
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream

God damn, The Bushmaster
God damn, God damn the Bushmaster
I said God damn, God, God damn The Bushmaster man

Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The Bushmaster man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun

God damn The Bushmaster
Gad damn The Bushmaster
I said God damn, God damn The Bushmaster man

Talented I must say ...

The Bushmaster a pretty little trinket to see
Far too humble for someone like me

The Colt AR-15 will most certainly compare
Tell your soldiers to bring theirs if they dare

Ammo is of no concern for fear I die
Your fucking soldiers will be my resupply

I like this game … It is a good thing I am not a real nut.


.

 

[Ernie S.]

I support the anti-gun loons desire to take our guns. Maybe Obama can give them free stuff to join the confiscation brigade since they get so emotionally lathered up over the issue.

And I volunteer my address as their first stopping point

Let's cut to the chase... I'll leave the light on for ya and a copy of the Bill of Rights on my door

Please knock as the doorbell hasn't worked in years. Oh, and my dog doesn't bite.

-Geaux

Guy, you work on the assumption that we are going to use the Koresh Manuever when we take your guns.

What we'll do is wait for you to go to work. Team A will detain you at work while team B will bust into your house, take your guns, melt them down, and then e-mail you a video of it happening.

It'll be hilarious to watch. Meh, heh, heh, heh.

You forget about team C (for Conservatives) on roof tops and tree stands. Team B is going to have an astounding attrition rate.

 

[Ernie S.]

When you quote trollJoe, I'm forced to see his ranting's...But, I was amused to see he apparently doesn't know McVeigh didn't use a firearm in his attack.

McVeigh was a Bastard....have they executed him yet...if not WHY NOT

He was executed in 2001.

I'm surprised that such a well known authority on the US culture and politics didn't know that.

 

[Impenitent]

And yet another!

"the Bushmaster"
(to The Pusher)

You know I've sold a lot of Glocks
O' lord, I've pushed a lot of 9 mils
But I've never touched nothin
That that my spirit could kill
You know, I've seen a lot of people
Layin' round
With tombstones in their eyes
But the Bushmaster don't care
If you live or if you die

God damn, The Bushmaster
God damn, I say The Bushmaster
I said God damn, God damn The
Bushmaster man

You know the dealer, the Dealer is a man
With self-defense in his hand
Oh but the Bushmaster is a monster
he'll send all to the promised land
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the Bushmaster stacks the bodies
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream

God damn, The Bushmaster
God damn, God damn the Bushmaster
I said God damn, God, God damn The Bushmaster man

Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The Bushmaster man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun

God damn The Bushmaster
Gad damn The Bushmaster
I said God damn, God damn The Bushmaster man

Talented I must say ...

The Bushmaster a pretty little trinket to see
Far too humble for someone like me

The Colt AR-15 will most certainly compare
Tell your soldiers to bring theirs if they dare

Ammo is of no concern for fear I die
You fucking soldiers will be my resupply

I like this game … It is a good thing I am not a real nut.


.

Me too!




The Tyranny Song

Wingnuts boasting as they conspire
Reacting to a crisis they presuppose
Quoting founders, and lots of gunfire
Wearing tri-cornered hats and archaic clothes

Everybody knows some hyperbole and Jeffersonian prose
Will make the reason seem all right
Obamabots fearing the wrath of Monroe
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that war is on its way
Locked and loaded, patriots will slay
And every gun grabber is gonna cry
When they see the bullets begin to fly

So i'm offering this simple warning
Before they go Red Dawn on you
They'll have no regret or mourning
Over the tyrants that they slew

Although its been said many times many ways
End this tyranny today
End this tyranny today
End this tyranny today

 

[Spoonman]

[
Wrong yet again. The Republican Mantra is "I got mine; let me show you how you can get yours, because I know you can -- unlike white liberals, who say you're not good enough or smart enough to succeed without their help...and then they don't help you succeed. They just keep you dependent on them."

But of course, that's too long for a bumper sticker or protest sign, so you can't comprehend it.

You know, that magic republican who was going to show me how to get mine. Never met him.

Did meet the one who after I worked for him for six years, decided to fire me after I ran up medical bills.

Point is, if you ain't part of the 1%, the GOP doesn't care if you live or die. But they get stupid people like you upset about guns and race and religion, and you just keep voting against your own interests.

As long as that Pension check keeps coming in, anyway.

good god you really are a brain washed liberal idiot. let me ask you this. you've had a democrat in charge for 5 years now. did you finally get yours or are you still floundering?

 

[BlackSand]

Me too!




The Tyranny Song

Wingnuts boasting as they conspire
Reacting to a crisis they presuppose
Quoting founders, and lots of gunfire
Wearing tri-cornered hats and archaic clothes

Everybody knows some hyperbole and Jeffersonian prose
Will make the reason seem all right
Obamabots fearing the wrath of Monroe
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that war is on its way
Locked and loaded, patriots will slay
And every gun grabber is gonna cry
When they see the bullets begin to fly

So i'm offering this simple warning
Before they go Red Dawn on you
They'll have no regret or mourning
Over the tyrants that they slew

Although its been said many times many ways
End this tyranny today
End this tyranny today
End this tyranny today

Man, yours are way better than mine ... But I will give it another stab (no pun intended).

For those in which compassion abounds
And think their nobility is beyond compare
As upon others you wish that karma frowns
You fail to recognize the devil's stare

As we all stutter and cry for the lost
At the tyrant's futile attempts to contain
The whip demands service at all cost
Making the losers all that remain

When your Masters rule with fire and steel
Be careful in the mirror your gaze is true
As a cautious closer peek is sure to reveal
What their vile hearts have in store for you

Your Turn ...

.

 

[S.J.]

Anyone who believes anything Obama promises is an idiot.

anyone who believes anything you have to say is a bigger idiot ... just sayin'

Right on queue, Billybobboy. Say, are you from Ohio by any chance?

 

[Impenitent]

Me too!




The Tyranny Song

Wingnuts boasting as they conspire
Reacting to a crisis they presuppose
Quoting founders, and lots of gunfire
Wearing tri-cornered hats and archaic clothes

Everybody knows some hyperbole and Jeffersonian prose
Will make the reason seem all right
Obamabots fearing the wrath of Monroe
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that war is on its way
Locked and loaded, patriots will slay
And every gun grabber is gonna cry
When they see the bullets begin to fly

So i'm offering this simple warning
Before they go Red Dawn on you
They'll have no regret or mourning
Over the tyrants that they slew

Although its been said many times many ways
End this tyranny today
End this tyranny today
End this tyranny today

Man, yours are way better than mine ... But I will give it another stab (no pun intended).

For those in which compassion abounds
And think their nobility is beyond compare
As upon others you wish that karma frowns
You fail to recognize the devil's stare

As we all stutter and cry for the lost
At the tyrant's futile attempts to contain
The whip demands service at all cost
Making the losers all that remain

When your Masters rule with fire and steel
Be careful in the mirror your gaze is true
As a cautious closer peek is sure to reveal
What their vile hearts have in store for you

Your Turn ...

.

That's very good! And on such short order, too!

But I'm driving all day and can't write anything new. And these are merely song parodies, half written for me.

But I'll give another of of them!


"Play That Fucking Race Card White Boy"

Hey, do it now

Hey, Once I was Congressman playin' Speaker of the House
I had a few minor problems, yeah
Burnin' down one night stands
And everything around me, yeah
Got to stop to feelin' so low
And I decided quickly (yes I did)
To shut the damn thing down and go on furlough
(You know who) thought they were gettin' free stuff from Clinton
Just when they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
I turned around and pulled their plug
Then somebody shouted
Play that fucking race card white boy
Play that fucking card all night
Play that fucking race card white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that fucking race card till you die
Till you die
Oh ya, ya

I tried to understand this
I thought that they were out of their minds
How could they be so foolish (How could they)
To not see I was the one colorblind
So still I kept on fighting
Well, losing every step of the way
I said, I must go back there (I got to go back)
And check to see if things still the same
Yeah they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
I*turned around and pulled the plug
Just then somebody shouted
Play that fucking race card white boy
Play that fucking card all night
Play that fucking race card white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that fucking race card till you die
Till you die, ya
Till you die


(Hey, wait a minute)
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' Government and minds
and things were getting shaky
I finally had to leave it behind
But now its so much better (it's so much better)
I'm not fucking up in every way
But I'll never lose that feelin' (no I won't)
Of how I learned my lesson that day
When they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when I pulled the plug
somebody turned around and shouted
Play that fucking race card white boy
Play that fucking card all night
Play that fucking race card white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that fucking race card *till you die
Till you die
Oh' till you die

I stayed away for years
Preferring to work behind the scenes
But I always had higher ambitions (yes I did $)
So I joined The Travelin' Presidential Clown Machine
And I had to talk straight to those Southern boys
About who should be pushin' broom
I'm so glad they shouted back to me
Play that fucking race card
(Play that fucking race card)
Play that fucking race card
(You Gotta keep on playin' that fucking race card)
Play that fucking race card
(Play that fucking race card)
Play that fucking race card
(Come and take you higher, ya)
Play that fucking race card white boy
Play that fucking race card right, ya
Play that fucking race card white boy
Play that fucking race card right
Play that fucking race card white boy
Play that fucking race card right

 

[daveman]

[

And, no, you didn't "Earn" a pension.

Yes, I did. My pension is not the free money you think you deserve for breathing.

No, your pension is not free.

Someone else is working very hard to provide it to you.

Seriously, just because you had to wear a uniform to collect welfare doesn't make it any less welfare.

I didn't say it was free to me, you stupid bastard.

I said YOU want free money. You believe you're entitled to it.

Because you're a stupid bastard Communist.

 

[daveman]

I support the anti-gun loons desire to take our guns. Maybe Obama can give them free stuff to join the confiscation brigade since they get so emotionally lathered up over the issue.

And I volunteer my address as their first stopping point

Let's cut to the chase... I'll leave the light on for ya and a copy of the Bill of Rights on my door

Please knock as the doorbell hasn't worked in years. Oh, and my dog doesn't bite.

-Geaux

Guy, you work on the assumption that we are going to use the Koresh Manuever when we take your guns.

What we'll do is wait for you to go to work. Team A will detain you at work while team B will bust into your house, take your guns, melt them down, and then e-mail you a video of it happening.

It'll be hilarious to watch. Meh, heh, heh, heh.

Never going to happen, you pussy.

 

[daveman]

I
"I'm Willing to Accept a Few Mass Murders From Time to Time are Going to Happen"

Ladies and gentlemen this is Massacre number 5!

One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's ride...
To the gun store around the corner.
The boys say they want some action and ammo but I really don't wanna
Turkey-shoot like I had last week.
I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap.
I like Bushmaster, Remington , Colt, and Beretta
And as I continue, you know they're getting better
So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord.
To me shooting is just a sport.
Anything, let it fly, it's all good let me pump it.
Please set it up and i'll thump it

A little bit of Lanza in my life,
A little bit of Harris by my side.
A little bit of Klebold's all I need,
A little bit of Seung-hui Cho is who i see
A little bit of Whitman in the sun,
A little bit of Loughner all night long.
A little bit of Major Hasan here I am,
A little bit of Holmes makes me your man!
Massacre number five!

Jump up and down and load all your rounds .
Shake your head to the sound, talk to the voices that you found
Adjust those holsters left and right
One to the front and one to the side.
Check your clips once and check your clips twice
And if it looks like this you're ready
To stand your ground all night

A little bit of Lanza in my life,
A little bit of Harris by my side.
A little bit of Klebold's all I need,
A little bit of Seung-hui Cho is who i see
A little bit of Whitman in the sun,
A little bit of Loughner all night long.
A little bit of Major Hasan here I am,
A little bit of Holmes makes me your man!

Thump it, Thump it
Massacre number five, ha, ha, ha.

A little bit of Lanza in my life,
A little bit of Harris by my side.
A little bit of Klebold's all I need,
A little bit of Seung-hui Cho is who i see
A little bit of Whitman in the sun,
A little bit of Loughner all night long.
A little bit of Major Hasan here I am,
A little bit of Holmes makes me your man!

I do all to show my love for Jodie Foster, but

A whole lot of tyranny is what I see
Ruby Ridge made a big impression on me
You'll learn in Waco the wrong men died
Since you can't run and you can't hide.
You and me gonna touch the sky.
Massacre number five!

Another Dopey attempt at verse.

And yet another!

"the Bushmaster"
(to The Pusher)

You know I've sold a lot of Glocks
O' lord, I've pushed a lot of 9 mils
But I've never touched nothin
That that my spirit could kill
You know, I've seen a lot of people
Layin' round
With tombstones in their eyes
But the Bushmaster don't care
If you live or if you die

God damn, The Bushmaster
God damn, I say The Bushmaster
I said God damn, God damn The
Bushmaster man

You know the dealer, the Dealer is a man
With self-defense in his hand
Oh but the Bushmaster is a monster
he'll send all to the promised land
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the Bushmaster stacks the bodies
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream

God damn, The Bushmaster
God damn, God damn the Bushmaster
I said God damn, God, God damn The Bushmaster man

Well, now if I were the president of this land
You know, I'd declare total war on The Bushmaster man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes I'd kill him with my Bible and my razor and my gun

God damn The Bushmaster
Gad damn The Bushmaster
I said God damn, God damn The Bushmaster man

Don't quit your day job -- if you have one.

 

[daveman]

I support the anti-gun loons desire to take our guns. Maybe Obama can give them free stuff to join the confiscation brigade since they get so emotionally lathered up over the issue.

And I volunteer my address as their first stopping point

Let's cut to the chase... I'll leave the light on for ya and a copy of the Bill of Rights on my door

Please knock as the doorbell hasn't worked in years. Oh, and my dog doesn't bite.

-Geaux

Guy, you work on the assumption that we are going to use the Koresh Manuever when we take your guns.

What we'll do is wait for you to go to work. Team A will detain you at work while team B will bust into your house, take your guns, melt them down, and then e-mail you a video of it happening.

It'll be hilarious to watch. Meh, heh, heh, heh.

You forget about team C (for Conservatives) on roof tops and tree stands. Team B is going to have an astounding attrition rate.

PinkoJoe will be safe. He's a big pussy and will be hiding in the basement.

 

[JoeB131]

[

Look asshole! You got back into the meth after 4 trips to rehab. What the hell do you expect a sane employer to do?

You are the one who seems to have the intimate knowledge of meth and otherwise come from the sleezy part of town...

My, I'm just some working schlub who busted up his knee on some ice.

 

[JoeB131]

[

Yes, I did. My pension is not the free money you think you deserve for breathing.

No, your pension is not free.

Someone else is working very hard to provide it to you.

Seriously, just because you had to wear a uniform to collect welfare doesn't make it any less welfare.

I didn't say it was free to me, you stupid bastard.

I said YOU want free money. You believe you're entitled to it.

Because you're a stupid bastard Communist.

You are the one collecting free money from your fellow taxpayers for no work done.

Kind of makes you the communist, doesn't it?

 

[OODA_Loop]

[

Look asshole! You got back into the meth after 4 trips to rehab. What the hell do you expect a sane employer to do?

You are the one who seems to have the intimate knowledge of meth and otherwise come from the sleezy part of town...

My, I'm just some working schlub who busted up his knee on some ice.

Wait wut......Joe a 4 strike meth loser ?

Whodda thunk ?