g5000
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- Nov 26, 2011
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Obama is announcing his plan for our withdrawal from Afghanistan today. I have written two possible plans below. One for Democrats to praise, and one for Republicans to condemn.
Democrats: Obama says he is going to put Al Qaeda in charge of Afghanistan. What a great plan! He is a genius! He walks on water.
Republicans: Obama has arranged for Al Qaeda's unconditional surrender. They are all being shipped to the 600 FEMA camps around the United States as we speak. What a fucking incompetent bastard Obama is! He is placing every American in danger by bringing them onto our home soil!
Democrats: Obama says he is going to put Al Qaeda in charge of Afghanistan. What a great plan! He is a genius! He walks on water.
Republicans: Obama has arranged for Al Qaeda's unconditional surrender. They are all being shipped to the 600 FEMA camps around the United States as we speak. What a fucking incompetent bastard Obama is! He is placing every American in danger by bringing them onto our home soil!