Obama Jokes

[SuperDemocrat]

Whenever Obama fills his diaper his skull becomes lighter. Why is that?

Erkel disappeared around the same time Obama appeared. It is similar to how clark kent disappears whenever superman shows up. Neither one of these are coincidences.

Obama is going to release a book that follows the where is waldo books. It is called where in the world is my birth certificate. ONe of the rules is that you can't answer kenya because that would be to easy.

Please add some more because I haven't heard one joke made about obama.

 

[Dale Smith]

Whenever Obama fills his diaper his skull becomes lighter. Why is that?

Erkel disappeared around the same time Obama appeared. It is similar to how clark kent disappears whenever superman shows up. Neither one of these are coincidences.

Obama is going to release a book that follows the where is waldo books. It is called where in the world is my birth certificate. ONe of the rules is that you can't answer kenya because that would be to easy.

Please add some more because I haven't heard one joke made about obama.

Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries for help coming from the lake. Rushing to see what was the matter, they found Barack Obama who had fallen through some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown. Quickly the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety. "I'd like to reward you boys with something special for saving me", said Obama. "Just name it, and it's yours!" "I want a ride on Air Force One", said the first boy. "You've got it!", said Obama. "I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school", said the second boy. "No problem!", said Obama. The third boy thought for a moment, and said "I want a wheelchair". "But why would you want that?", asked Obama. "'Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU he's gonna break my fuckin' legs".

Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question?
Neither have I....

Did you that McDonald's is offering the Obama Happy Meal? Order anything you want. And the guy behind you has to pay for it.

 

[The Rabbi]

How many Obama jokes are there? Just one. All the rest are true.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Obama Jokes

Obama IS A Joke

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