Ohio Methodists Shame the haters.

[Tommy Tainant]

US: Ohio Methodist Church to launch LGBT-inclusive worship service
Nice to see a church spreading love rather than hate.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

That church isn't following God's law.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

In your primitive backward opinion.
I think its a lot better than any extremist homophobic muslim/christian standpoint.
The world moves on and your opinions get more ridiculous every day.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

In your primitive backward opinion.
I think its a lot better than any extremist homophobic muslim/christian standpoint.
The world moves on and your opinions get more ridiculous every day.

God's law does not evolve....now run along Mr "Pink" News LOL

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Even the Catholics have accepted Gods children.

New Ways Ministry - Gay-friendly Parishes

I find it inspiring.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Doesn't change the fact it flies in the face of God's law. You can get all warm and fuzzy if you want but it's still a mortal sin

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Doesn't change the fact it flies in the face of God's law. You can get all warm and fuzzy if you want but it's still a mortal sin

Having seen your opinions on a few issues I am comfortable that you are again on the wrong side of this issue.

 

[koshergrl]

The bible has some very choice things to say about the so-called churches who choose to go the way of the masses, instead of the way of God.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Doesn't change the fact it flies in the face of God's law. You can get all warm and fuzzy if you want but it's still a mortal sin

Having seen your opinions on a few issues I am comfortable that you are again on the wrong side of this issue.

The Bible is clear, numb nuts, it's a mortal sin. Now shush

 

[Compost]

In your primitive backward opinion.
I think its a lot better than any extremist homophobic muslim/christian standpoint.
The world moves on and your opinions get more ridiculous every day.

Are you a Christian, Tommy?

 

[koshergrl]

Here..I can enlighten you:

1 John 2:15-17 ESV
Do not love the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. For all that is in the world—the desires of the flesh and the desires of the eyes and pride in possessions—is not from the Father but is from the world. And the world is passing away along with its desires, but whoever does the will of God abides forever.

 

[koshergrl]

this one is good too:

James 4:4 ESV
You adulterous people! Do you not know that friendship with the world is enmity with God? Therefore whoever wishes to be a friend of the world makes himself an enemy of God.

 

[koshergrl]

Sounds like the Methodists are making themselves the enemy of God. All the progressive pukes need to join that church. God has special things in store for them.

 

[Compost]

In your primitive backward opinion.
I think its a lot better than any extremist homophobic muslim/christian standpoint.
The world moves on and your opinions get more ridiculous every day.

Are you a Muslim, Tommy?

 

[Compost]

In your primitive backward opinion.
I think its a lot better than any extremist homophobic muslim/christian standpoint.
The world moves on and your opinions get more ridiculous every day.

Are you a homosexual, Tommy?

 

[koshergrl]

John 15:18-21 ESV
“If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you. If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. Remember the word that I said to you: ‘A servant is not greater than his master.’ If they persecuted me, they will also persecute you. If they kept my word, they will also keep yours. But all these things they will do to you on account of my name, because they do not know him who sent me.

In other words, yes, the world hates Christians. So anybody who claims that the world has "evolved" and the true church has "evolved" is flying in the face of the word of God.

 

[Compost]

In your primitive backward opinion.
I think its a lot better than any extremist homophobic muslim/christian standpoint.
The world moves on and your opinions get more ridiculous every day.

Are you an extremist, Tommy?

 

[koshergrl]

In your primitive backward opinion.
I think its a lot better than any extremist homophobic muslim/christian standpoint.
The world moves on and your opinions get more ridiculous every day.

Are you a homosexual, Tommy?

Tommy is a homosexual. I can't believe you even had to ask lol.

 

[Meathead]

From Ohio, 2004ear Limey Assholes: Dear wonderful, loving friends from abroad,
We Ohioans are an ornery sort and don't take meddling well, even if it comes from people we admire and with their sincere goodwill. We are a fairly closed community overall. In my town of Springfield, I feel that there are some that consider people from the nearby cities of Columbus or Dayton, as "foreigners"- let alone someone from outside our country.
Springfield, Ohio
Have you not noticed that Americans don't give two shits what Europeans think of us? Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to NOT vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies ... I don't give a rat's ass if our election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don't. If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of shitty food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dipshit. Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals.
Wading River, NY

Right on! Just wanted to say thanks from California for your effort and concern. This IS a very important election ... There are so many people here in the States that care about the impact America has on the rest of the world. I am personally saddened for the loss of all innocent lives. The best statement Americans can make to the rest of the world is to not elect Bush for president. Thank you so much for getting involved in our world.
California

Consider this: stay out of American electoral politics. Unless you would like a company of US Navy Seals - Republican to a man - to descend upon the offices of the Guardian, bag the lot of you, and transport you to Guantanamo Bay, where you can share quarters with some lonely Taliban shepherd boys.
United States

I am a student and life-long resident of Clark County, Ohio. I just wanted you to know that this is a wonderful idea you've initiated; people here love and respect the United Kingdom, especially the prime minister. I hope this campaign will be successful for your newspaper and for us voters.
Springfield, Ohio

KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' LIMEY HANDS OFF OUR ELECTION. HEY, SHITHEADS, REMEMBER THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR? REMEMBER THE WAR OF 1812? WE DIDN'T WANT YOU, OR YOUR POLITICS HERE, THAT'S WHY WE KICKED YOUR ASSES OUT. FOR THE 47% OF YOU WHO DON'T WANT PRESIDENT BUSH, I SAY THIS ... TOUGH SHIT!
PROUD AMERICAN VOTING FOR BUSH!

Shame on you for using the people of Ohio like this. The US presidental election isn't just about foreign policy, it's about healthcare, taxes, education, transportation, natural resources and all manner of issues with little to no impact on the people of Britain.

We live in a globalised, interconnected world. If China shuts its borders to US imports, you better believe American companies, shareholders and workers are affected. Should US citizens therefore have a direct say in Chinese policies? No - Americans should demand that their own elected leaders address the issues with their Chinese counterparts. The British have a similar voice in US policies - through your own elected representatives who have any number of diplomatic, economic and military tools at their disposal. You vote for your leaders and we'll vote for ours. Your problem is with your leaders, not ours.
Washington DC

Real Americans aren't interested in your pansy-ass, tea-sipping opinions. If you want to save the world, begin with your own worthless corner of it.
Texas, USA

Thank you, thank you, thank you! What a wonderful idea! I am a US citizen who is scared to death that Bush and Klan will get back in. We need all the help we can get to ditch this bunch of maniacs.
United States

I just read a hilarious proposal to involve your readership in the upcoming US presidential election. At least, I'm hoping that it is genius satire. Nothing will do more to undermine the Democratic cause in Ohio than having patronising Brits wander around Clark County telling people how to vote. Just, for a second, imagine if the Washington Post sent folks from Ohio to do the same in Oxfordshire. I'm saying this as a Democrat, and as someone who has spent the last few years in the UK. That is, with all due respect. Please, please, be rational, and move slowly away from the self-defeating hubris.
United States

I enjoy reading your paper and agree with your politics, but this is really too much.Your plan, if carried out, will hurt the Bush opposition TERRIBLY. We cannot afford to have this associated with John Kerry or anyone else. It will be; the press is going in for a kill, days before the election.
United States

Your idea is superb and frankly, we need a little help over here right now.
Ohio

My dear, beloved Brits,
I understand the Guardian is sponsoring a service where British citizens write to Americans to advise them on how to vote. Thank heavens! I was adrift in a sea of confusion and you are my beacon of hope!

Feel free to respond to this email with your advice. Please keep in mind that I am something of an anglophile, so this is not confrontational. Please remember, too, that I am merely an American. That means I am not very bright. It means I have no culture or sense of history. It also means that I am barely literate, so please don't use big, fancy words.

Set me straight, folks!
Dayton, Ohio

 

[koshergrl]

John 17:14 ESV
I have given them your word, and the world has hated them because they are not of the world, just as I am not of the world.